Go, Single Lady (My Pig Lady) (真爱遇到他 / Zheng Ai Yu Dao Ta)

Episode 4

The white part looks quite good.

You certainly look like a fine gentleman to me.

You're the one.

Let me tell you.

You look like a decent guy.

Don't be like him and take advantage of people.

Otherwise, I'll beat you up, punch you, whip you

break you up in half, and tear you up into pieces.

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

You tell me.

What are you doing still awake?

It's already the middle of the night

and you're punching up a shallot in the fields.

I wasn't punching it up.

I was just brushing off its soil.

I was very gentle.

People say picking a good shallot can help you pick a good husband.

I'm only doing it because I want to hit the jackpot

and find the perfect husband at tomorrow's auction

so that I can become part of the upper class.

Can't you get to sleep?

That's all right, why don't you come and pick shallots with me?

You can help me judge

which one of these shallots will be my husband.

All right, let's do it.

Not this one.

That one's not good enough.

Over here.

Do you know what you're doing?

Listen, you should pick one with a longer white part.

I don't want ones with flowers.

Be serious.

This one...

Here, this one.

Nice and strong.

Excuse me.

This is a leek.

Don't spoil my future, okay?

Also, how long have you been away?

How could you mistake a leek for a shallot?

How dare you make fun of me?

Who was the person who couldn't tell her childhood friend from a thief?

Fine...

- Let me ask you. - Go on.

Do you think I'm a tiny bit too rough?

Not really, I'm use to it.

I won't get offended by what happened tonight.

I've been beating you up since we were young so why would I care?

What I'm trying to ask you is

from the perspective of an ordinary man

am I really that violent?

Yes.

Extremely violent.

But don't worry.

There's nothing wrong with being straightforward.

That's crap, you're lying.

All men prefer those graceful and lady-like girls.

I still remember when you were still in medical school

there was this girl who was beautiful, graceful and gentle.

Why did you guys break up in the end?

Remember to eat.

Don't stay up at night.

I'll be back really soon, okay?

I'm going.

I'll see you soon.

Wei Cheng.

It's okay, you can go home now.

What's wrong?

Do you miss me that much?

Wei Cheng.

Let's just break up.

I don't want to be your second priority.

Why did you break up?

Nothing.

Maybe high class ladies aren't my cup of tea.

I thought you've always hated those princess-like girls.

I do.

But recently, someone keeps warning me

that it's smarter to use my brain

instead of my fist.

But that's too hard.

What should I do?

Who would dare warn you?

Wow, is he still alive?

Haven't you beaten him up yet?

He's not someone that you like, is he?

- What are you saying? - Tell me...

- I... - Was my guess right?

I'm so tired, I need to sleep.

You can't get out of this so easily.

- Where do you think you're going? - Get away from me.

No, I don't like him.

Darling, here I am.

What are you doing here?

Even though I can't go to Shanghai with you

I should take you to the airport at least.

Then I'll forgive you.

I've been so busy with the opening of my Shanghai store

that I haven't spent much time with you.

How's your auction going?

Everything's looking good.

But I've been having this strange feeling ever since last night.

It's as if something bad might happen.

My lucky kiss will make everything go smoothly.

Sometimes you can't just rely on your intuition.

You should trust the professionals.

I really don't want to go to Shanghai.

Be good while I'm away.

- Behave yourself. - Sure.

All right, I'll get back to work, wait for me.

Okay.

What the hell.

It was an accident, I was behaving myself.

What? Porky's sick?

Yeah.

But she was fine yesterday.

I don't know, she's been having diarrhea all day.

Where's Uncle He?

He's gone to a promotional event with your dad

so I didn't tell them.

Maybe Wei Cheng can help.

That's it, let's ask Wei Cheng to bring her to the hospital.

- Okay? - But...

Auntie He, tell Wei Cheng that at seven o'clock

he must take Porky to the auction, okay?

- Okay... - I'm running late.

- Don't forget... - Okay, I know.

All right, don't worry.

- Don't get violent. - Okay, bye.

Drive safely.

I'm going to be late, what's wrong with the traffic?

Boss.

She's already twenty minutes late.

Relax.

A lady's still considered on time if she's thirty minutes late.

I hope that lunatic gets here on time.

Boss, she's here.

She's on time.

You...

Look at her.

Boss.

I couldn't find the right shoes to match.

Not just the shoes.

You're a complete disaster from head to toe.

Where's your item for auction?

Don't worry, I've got it settled.

It'll be delivered there on time.

Okay.

Let's deal with you first.

Miss Wang, do you normally use skincare products?

Yeah, I massage my face with cucumber juice everyday.

What are you doing?

Full body scrub and hair removal

face mask, slimming massage

and bikini wax.

That much?

Time's limited, just do what you can do

in the shortest possible time, go.

- No problem. - I...

What's that? It feels really cool.

It's so comfortable.

- Don't be nervous. - Why?

That hurts.

Not again.

No, no more...

Fanjiang Yu!

- I hate you! - Boss, she's...

Let her scream for another five minutes. It'll help her burn off some calories.

She's surely done her homework.

[Use your brain to rule the world, not your fist.]

Looks like this dinosaur's trying hard to evolve into a human.

Hopefully, her work will impress everyone tonight.

Let me add in some notes for you.

That kills!

- She's really hungry. - Drink slowly.

She's got a better appetite now.

She's gotten better from the needle.

Much better.

Wouldn't it be better if we give her a bath?

- Okay. - Let's do it.

She rocks!

The reconstruction's not bad.

Be gentle.

Violence can't solve anything.

You look amazing.

Bravo.

I'll give this back to you.

Why did you look through my notebook?

I didn't do it on purpose.

A gentleman would never look through a lady's bag.

Your notes look pretty good.

I've also given you some extra notes.

David.

Here's a gift for your class performance.

Don't worry, I've got my own...

I've already adjusted the time thirty minutes late.

So remember to be on time from now on.

All right, it's almost time.