Foursome

Previously on Foursome.

Things between me and Kent got steamy.

Dakota felt some heat of his own.

We all cooled our jets, though,

when Imogen told us some big news.

My mom said I could come back and be homeschooled.

But our group won't get broken up that easily.

Hopefully same goes for Kent and me.

Hey!

Especially with my big brother never far away.

Are you with my sister?!

Yes, I am.

Because I'm hoping to explore down under.

Can you feel my glands?

Are they swollen?

You're not sick.

In the head, she absolutely is.

You guys, Clemont went home with strep

and we tongue-kissed.

This is why you ignore the French.

Get it, Andie.

Hey, Andie Fixler.

You wanna hang out after school?

Kent Sadak just asked Andie Fixler to hang out!

I'd love to hang out.

You like ice cream?

Who doesn't?

Oh my God, they both like ice cream!

Cool, ice cream it is.

See you later.

Ugh, bitch is gonna make me late to math.

Ice cream?

More like I creamed myself when he asked me out.

He did ask me out, right?

Oh, fa sho.

Hang out in high school basically means

let's get naked after Mom drives us to plans.

True.

Ice cream dates are really, really special.

I got scoops with my mom

the day she told me she smoked when she was pregnant.

That explains everything.

Headbandie, this is so exciting.

First dates are like butterflies in Heaven.

My first date was so romantic.

We played who's under the blanket,

and I tried on his mom's wedding dress.

My first date was literally getting naked

after Mom drove us to plans.

Ah, minivan set that mood, though.

See? They're the best.

I wanna go on a date again.

I feel just like I did

when I lost my virginity at camp, ready.

Dino dummy, the dating game has changed

ever since Tamagotchis and Skip-Its.

Don't discourage her.

How hard could it be?

Put on a tube top and get a free dinner.

Easy as pie.

Ooh, and maybe I'll order pie after my free dinner.

Did dating apps even exist when you were single?

Probably for losers.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Alright, give me your phone.

Come on.

Alright, I'm downloading Honeybee.

I wish Kent would've just asked me on a dating app.

Then I would've for sure known this was a date.

Are you guys sure this is a date?

He did say hang.

My mom says hanging's for monkeys.

Yes, it's a date.

No one actually wants to eat frozen udder cream

in the middle of a Wednesday.

Hm, that's true.

Super true.

Guys, give me a unique ice cream flavor.

I need to make an impression.

Okay.

Ooh, French vanilla.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Sweet vanilla.

Vanilla bean, it's so good, Andie.

Everything should be vanilla.

Vanilla for Imogen.

Who would've guessed?

Dude!

Oh, hey man.

What are you doing?

Same stuff as you.

You know, I was thinking, bro.

Me and you, tonight.

Got a tent, waterbed, jerky.

Ha, what do you say?

I say, can I have my shirt back?

Oh, yeah, sorry, Kent.

There we go.

You know what?

Just keep it.

Oh, thanks, Kent!

So we on for tonight, bro?

Actually, I've got plans to grab some ice cream later.

But maybe I'll see you at your house before?

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Son of a bitch knows I love ice cream.

Well, see you later, Kent.

I'll see you later, Kent.

Andie Fixler.

Here, let me help you with that.

Was that as smooth as it felt?

I'm gonna go with yes because you're really wet.

I guess you just turned it on so hard

that I couldn't help it.

I guess I'm really good at just turning things on.

Look, I'd love to sit around and innuendo all day,

but I'm actually really late for class

and Emerson makes me display how to wear feminine napkins

every time I'm late.

Been there.

Anyway, I'll see you later.

I've never really hung out with a guy before

without my brother.

Your brother?

Hey, someone's in a good mood.

Whoa, why is your shirt soaked?

Oh, long story.

What is it? Spill.

What's with the smile?

I just have something going on tonight.

What, with the foursome?

Oh, actually it's...

It's with someone new.

New?

New like, the new guy?

You have a date?

Guess we'll find out.

Wow.

Does Alec know about that?

Kent doesn't really seem to care,

so I'm just going with it.

Later, Josh.

Yeah, I'll...

See you.

What color would I be if I were a color?

What's your spirit animal?

Where were you born?

Who knows any of this?!

Oh my God, do I even know myself at all?

When's your birthday?

October.

Wrong, it's March!

Tips for getting back in the dating game.

Date yourself to get to know yourself.

Date yourself?

Hey.

I'm Courtney.

Mae, is that you?

I thought you were me.

I totally thought you were me.

I'm you.

Bingo.

Oh my God.

You guys were so right.

It's definitely a date.

We just had this whole bit about being wet,

and if that's not date foreplay

my middle name isn't Deb.

Andie Deb Fixler, tragic.

What about Alec?

Aren't you a little bit worried?

You know, Kent has this weird calming effect around Alec.

I'm just gonna go with it.

Don't jinx me.

Gang, it's finally happening!

- You're retiring. - Never.

Principal Slacks is finally

acknowledging Teacher Appreciation Week

by holding a competition, T-O-T-M.

T-O-T-M, Think Only Thoughts Magical.

Are we having a Ren Faire?!

Teacher of the Month.

Oh.

And the best part is, the students vote determine the winner.

Golly, I've never won anything before.

I came close once.

At a Mr. Cornfield Pageant, '97.

Hmm? Right.

So anyway, it would mean a great deal to me

if you guys would campaign on my behalf.

Oh, of course we will, Mr. Shaw.

You already have my vote.

I know I do, Imogen.

Thank you, but I'm not here for you.

Dakota.

You control the black, gay, and senior vote, do you not?

Go on.

Which means you control the freshman,

sophomore, and junior vote.