Love/Hate

Bug's in the car.

The amount of lido he's bringing in, he could pull out the teeth of half the country.

Sounds like our dentist.

Tommy.

This is my number. Call me, day or night.

I owe you for keeping your mouth shut there.

Can I go? You've got balls.

Come back to me if you grow a bleedin' brain.

Tell that junkie crack whore not to be talking to me.

I don't know her. I don't want to know her.

Imagine how much gear we can get in this way.

Stupid coppers haven't a clue.

Bingo.

What about his house?

No-one there except his misses.

Nigel. I thought that was you.

I want a pipe bomb going in the house. Alright.

< When his misses is in there.

You light this then you run like fuck.

It's got a proper bop. Alright.

What?

He wants me to me pipe bomb the house when she's there.

What'll I do Darren?

So can you put a word in for me with yer man?

With Nidge? Mm.

What would you do? For money like.

Yeah but what would you do?

Fuck off Guinea, will you, for money.

Can I bring me mate along.

I'm not talking about now. I'm talking about down the road, a year or two.

Yeah but what would you do?

I don't know. Whatever they wanted me to do.

Like what they get you to do.

Yeah but I didn't say what he wants me for, do I?

What does he want you for? I don't know.

He'll tell me and I'll do it.

Who does he wants shot? Don't know, whoever.

Pay me for it as well. Deadly.

I don't care either.

Bang bang, you're dead.

I'm sweating.

That was one of the best fucks of my life.

Top twenty for sure.

That good, was it?

Number 19, am I? No.

It was up there. You know what I mean.

You were in the top ten.

If not higher.

Alright Debs.

How was it? It was alright.

The same. The usual.

Don't get too relaxed Debbie. That's when things fuck up.

I know myself.

What are you doing? Don't fuckin' do that here.

Sorry.

Fuck sake. I'll drop you back to the gaff.

No, I have to go to work. What now?

Yeah. Janet wants me to cover for someone.

She has me like a battery hen.

I have to hit my targets, lay so many eggs a day.

I'll drop you back there then.

< The consignee is me. Same address, yes.

Hang on.

Sorry, can I call you back? Can I take your direct line?

And it's Gerry, right?

Great Gerry. Thanks.

Are you all sorted? Everything's ready.

I honestly can't see after we get the lidocaine in how anything could go wrong.

It's watertight.

You little bollix. We have you now.

When will you have that plate sorted for me?

I'll give them a call this week. It should be any day now.

And you've the gold ones for me, don't you?

For my bleedin' teeth!

I asked you about getting the gold-plated falsies.

Had you there, didn't I.

Had you going.

What do you think I want to look like a bleedin' fuckin'...?

Know what I mean. A bleedin' rapper.

Bleedin' fuckin' Jaws.

Jesus Christ.

What are you thinking Gaffer?

What?

Yeah, I think we should take him in.

PHONE RINGS..

Sorry Ciaran, for a second.

Hello.

Hello.

You must be joking.

You're a dirty aul' so and so, you are.

Well I don't know where you heard that but all I can say is

come in yourself and see. That's the best I can tell you.

What the fuck are you doing smokin' in here?

Get the fuck. Go on.

I'll wait for you outside.

Come on in and we'll look after you.

Ask for me, Janet.

No. I'm the manager.

No, sure I'd be too old for you.

No.

Alright, we'll see you then.

Fuckin' arseholes.

Don't think I've anything better to be doing than listening to their shite talk.

You can get fucked Debbie, if you think you can pull that face with me.

What face Janet? I'm not doing anything.

The fuckin' sad face on you there. I can see what you're doing.

You've only got yourself to blame.

I have the numbers of all of what you owe me.

If you want to go through it with me you can.

I'll sit you down and we can go through it. No. Sorry.

I'm tired Janet. Sorry.

We're all fuckin tired, aren't we. Tired!

You're fuckin' gas Debbie, you are.

If you stayed away from the shit you'd have enough money for whatever you wanted.

Sure Denise is going back to college.

She's a total bitch. I hate her.

She's not that bad.

She's a fuckin' bitch. She keeps docking my pay for bullshit. Bitch.

See you later. See you later.

I think there's a bit of a bump there Nadine.

What are you talking about?

On Crystal and Harrison I've never shown.

Right until I was delivering them.

Yeah but this one's mine. He'll have a bit of meat on his bones.

See you later luv.

The main thing when it comes in is to keep it tight our end.

Go to ground. Let the coppers think you're on holiday or something.

Just hide out for a couple of days, make sure none of us are getting followed.

Yer man was saying his aul' lad's company has been going for 25 years.

So it's not going to set off any alarm bells going through customs.

I know yeah. That's what I wanted from him.

In fairness to you Nidgy, you can spot them.

He's got all the paperwork and he's on the phone there.

I'm telling you. The aul' one used to laugh at me.

What? My aul' one. Remember Linda.

Lord have mercy on her. She used to laugh at me.

I'd be going on about getting a yacht and fucking off to Barbados

and she'd be breaking her bollocks laughing at me.

What the fuck are you on about, yachts and bleedin' Barbados.

Wherever you are doll, I told you I'd get there.

Fran. Ah there you are.

Did you pick the one you wanted young man?

Do you know Nidgy, Pat? Howya.

Pat can get you anything you want, gun wise.

Pipe bombs, grenades, anything. Rocket launchers.

If I can get my hands on them I'll be able to sell them.

I'd sell anything to anybody, you know. Doesn't matter to me.

> Can I get in the back with him Da?

Still in the same place, are you?

Might need a few bits and bobs off you.

I do my business with everybody. I say nothing to nobody.

You know what I mean.

So you know Fran in anyway. You know him long?

Nobody knows nothing.

I keep myself to myself. That's the way I keep it.

No matter how well I know someone, I don't know them and I say nothing.

Okay?

It's beautiful, isn't it.

Yeah.

I fuckin' hate that bitch.

Thinks she's queen bee now with Nidge fuckin' her.

Imagine having to fuck Nidge to keep your job.

I fucked him. Have you?

What was it like? Nothing. Couldn't feel him inside me.

No, I couldn't. I was numb.

I couldn't feel anything after the D&C.

It was only one time.

How come she takes your money? She caught me out at work.

I feel asleep and she said she'd kick me out so I said I'd pay her.

So what does she do?

She charges me for keeping her mouth shut and not saying anything.

Fuck that. How much she takes off you? 20% every week.

No way. That's a fuckin' rip off. I know.

You should do something about it. I know. I'm going to.

Fuckin' bitch.

Come on, proper. Come on, up you go.

Are you bollixed? I'm totally banjaxed.

This is what you should be having after your workout.

Repairs the muscle. Builds it.

Here, you can have one on the house. What flavour would you like?

Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla? < Strawberry.

See you next week. Yeah.

Alright man.

There's a big load coming in next month if you want to up your order.

Ah yeah. Will you sort me a decent price if I take the extra weight?

Just let us know what you want. I'll get back onto you.

I was thinking maybe 4 or 5 boxes. 4 or 5.

There's loads of them here that likes their white.