Kevin (Probably) Saves the World

My life was going pretty terrible.

I lost my job,

had to move in with my sister and my niece.

And then, things got weird.

Do not be afraid.

Super weird.

In every generation,

there are 36 righteous souls.

You are the last of the righteous.

Who are you talking to?

She can't see me.

She's done a pretty good job

convincing me she's real.

And now I have to do something

I haven't had to do before...

Put others before myself, help people.

- What just happened? - That guy...

Was wearing so much Drakkar Noir.

I am the last guy you'd ever want to save the world,

but I think I can figure it out...

Probably.

I eat all the pies.

I know you do.

Razzmatazz.

Morning. You sleep well?

Mm-hmm. Oh, I had the best dream.

I was... floating around with a...

... balloon.

I wouldn't do that.

Don't do it!

- W-W-What the hell? - No, man! Please!

You don't have to do this!

Come down! Let's talk about it.

So, question.

Go ahead.

- Am I still asleep? - No. No, you are not.

Ooh. Okay.

- Breathe. - Kevin?!

Ohhh.

Hi!

- We'll take Mr. Finn from here. - Take him where, exactly?

Back home.

Thank you for your discretion, Mandy.

I'll make sure he gets there safely.

He's clearly unstable. You want to just let him go?

He says he was sleepwalking.

Up six flights of stairs?

Hey, I've done push-ups in my sleep.

Come on, Mandy. The freaks come out at night.

You called the police to handle this.

This is me handling it.

Mr. Finn's never done anything like this before.

Dr. Cabrera is a respected faculty member.

She'd never do anything to bring trouble to this school.

Neither would her brother. Right?

Not intentionally, no.

You know what?

He's your problem.

I promise you this isn't

what it looks like, okay?

I was sleepwalking,

but I am sorry that it happened at your work.

I don't care about that.

Kevin, when was the last time you talked to Dr. Sloane?

I know he's left you a few messages.

I'll call him.

I'll call him to... day.

Yeah, well, I want you to talk

to someone here in town, okay?

Dr. Elizabeth Salentine. She's a counselor here on campus.

She's a friend of mine, and I bet you

that she will even be able to squeeze you in later today.

Well, uh, today... Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm busy.

I'm very busy. Plus, I don't really...

Kevin, this is...

This is really important to me, okay?

I'm scared.

Okay, okay. All right, I'll go.

For a price.

Can you find and purchase some pants for me?

Well? I was asleep.

God.

So, just to clarify,

you watched me walk across

town in my underwear,

and you didn't wake me up?

Didn't even occur to you?

You can't just wake a sleepwalker.

Their heart could pop like a tick.

- Really? - No.

You're not great, you know that?

We had to see where the balloon led you.

Well, ta-da! It led to therapy.

Good!

Therapy is a healthy thing.

We all need someone to talk to.

Is... Is that your pants?

I'd leave that out of the session.

Excuse me. I am looking for...

Pookie?

I-I-I mean, I'm Pookie.

I mean, I'm Deb. And Pookie.

Where did you find that?

That's mine.

Um, it... kind of found me.

Uh, it must've known I was gonna see you.

Uh, I'm Kevin.

Well, thank you, Kevin.

Oh. Can I help you?

Yes. Um...

Oh!

Congratulations.

When's the big day?

Uh, well, we actually had a quickie

wedding a couple years ago,

- but now we're making it real. - Mm.

Kind of like a Vegas thing?

No, actually... A cancer thing.

I'm so sorry.

- I'm in remission. - Oh.

And now Ben wants a big wedding

cause, you know, bride's not gonna die.

Now I'm laughing about cancer,

and that feels weird.

- Uh, lock it down, Kevin. - Okay. Okay.

I seriously can't deal with wedding planning.

I mean, DJ or band?

Cotton or linen tablecloths?

Uh... wine or liquor? Who cares?

Jazz band, Pima cotton,

signature cocktail.

Jazz band, Pima cotton,

signature cocktails?

Yeah.

Actually, yeah, that sounds perfect.

You're really good at this.

- Oh, thank you. - Thank you.

It was really nice meeting you.

You too.

But now I have to go to the florist

and pretend like I have an opinion about azaleas.

Uh, w... uh, well, I know

a lot about flowers, too.

Do I know about flowers?

I do.

I know a ton about flowers,

so I'm happy to help.

Aren't you here for an appointment?

No.

No, I... I was just here, uh,

looking for literature on...

Chlamydia.

It's for a friend.

Okay.

So, I don't want you to be worried,

but sleepwalking is a pretty common thing.

- I Googled it. - People sleepwalk across town?

Well, that was probably a little less common,

but the good news is is I got him to go to therapy.

He's actually at an appointment right now.

No, he's not.

Are you kidding me?

- Hey, babe. - Hey!

- Sorry I'm late. - Hey, what do you think about

a cascading-dahlia display?

It's probably close to $10,000,

- but hear me out. - Ooh!

I-I want something simple.

- Okay. - Sorry. Who are you?

Ooh, Ben, this is Kevin.

He's a little weird,

but I kid you not, he's the damn Wedding Whisperer.

Is that so?

- Peonies. - Peonies?

- Elaborate. - Peonies will buy you all the "wow"...

Peonies will buy you

all the "wow" factor that you're looking for.

- While being a sturdy flower - While being a sturdy flower

- that will look flawless... - that will look flawless...

- ... from walking down to the - ... from walking down to the

- aisle to the bouquet toss. - Aisle to the bouquet toss.

- He's good. - Right?

Who are those people?

Maybe it's flower therapy?

That's not a thing.

Where are we going?

Home... to get your uncle the help that he needs.

- Hmm? - I mean, I like it,

but Deb will say it looks like cilantro.

Cilantro makes her want to kill everyone.

You guys know each other really well.

Yeah, we grew up together...

Six doors down.

We were best friends.

Took cancer for me to admit

that I'd been in love with her my whole life.

I don't know how I got so lucky.

Oh, yeah. What about these?

Oh.

Deb, carnations? Are you serious?