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Dad, I just made you some coffee
Let me get it for you
No No, Just sit down
Jeetu was just right here
I dozed off for 30 minutes
and he is nowhere to be seen
Did he tell you where he has gone?
No but he must be around the block
He'll be back in a jiffy
Oh yeah?
when does he usually get back home from the office?
almost by 7PM or 7:30 PM
But watchman told me that he usually gets back by 2 or 3 in the night
and sometimes he'd get back next day in the morning
yeah sometimes
But he tells me beforehand on the phone if he's gonna be home late
oh really?
can you tell from the phone that he's speaking from the office?
He could be calling from anywhere
I don't follow
Look, I took the contact number from the website
and called his company
They told me that office has been closed for two days
Now do you know where he's been for last 2 days?
Umm No Dad
Soumya...
You and him...
are getting along with each other, right?
Ofcourse Dad but...
But what's the matter?
No It's nothing
Thing is that he's just 26 years old
we don't know who he's been associating with
Do one thing..
Keep an eye on him
Monitor his phones, credit cards and bills
Check for the lipstick marks on his clothes, if any
oh yes and..
Chop some onion and coriander leaves
and put it in the vegetable..
and cook for 5 more minutes
Jeetu's mom follows the same recipe
So Where were you, Son?
Oh I was just jogging outside
In flip flops?
I.. I was running at a slow pace actually
Try at a fast pace next time
Alright now give me your phone
I have to call your Aunt
Why don't I call her?
It's been a long time since I've spoken to her
Okay, very well then
You call her then
Call her from Jeetu's phone and tell me how's she doing
I'll be out here reading newspaper
I can't do this anymore
Why? What happened?
He thinks that you're having a love affair with someone
He was asking me to spy on you
this is all because of that moronic watchman
gotta write a petition for his expulsion
Also Naveen and team has been going through a lot lately
We'll know by the evening what we're gonna do with the startup
Umm you're really not having an affair. right?
Soumya What the...
I can't even keep up with my job here and you're taking about affair?
Then why don't you tell this to Dad?
That you've left the job and about this startup..
It's not the right time yet
So, when it's gonna be?
He's gonna know about it one way or another
Through Office or by watchman or maybe from some other place
it's better that you tell him about it yourself
Guys I'm not joking
My mom used to kiss me on my forehead for luck
and it worked every time in my exams
We have a sacred purple chakra in our forehead
I'm telling you, we've been girdled by bad luck
Someone kiss me on my forehead, everything will be alright
Hold up Mandal, We gotta find the judges first
You know what I think?
Leave everyone else aside and let's focus on Narayan Murthy(founder of INFOSYS*)
Look, I don't care about entry or permission
but I'm going to make that bitch Apoorva pay for what she did to us
Hey Yogi! Naveen!
Hey Amitesh!
How're you doing fucker?
I'm well and good. How about you?
Did you have the lunch yet?
Not yet bro
Man, you're missing out on the best butter chicken out there
I've already eaten 6 plates
Get in the line now, they only have so much left
But what the fuck are you doing here?
Did you create a startup too?
Can you hold this for me?
Watch out for the pastry
What? what did you say?
Every Sunday there's an Event or E summit
And I just register only to gulp a lot of chicken
Look, I even give them a hint
But still no one has come to know about my shenanigans
What about you though?
What's the idea of your startup?
we're presenting our idea on the stage most likely
Then you'll know
Why so closemouthed about it? Tell me now
Okay, so the idea is...
Won't it lower your anticipation if I told you now?
you haven't changed a bit since college
No one could be more melodramatic than you
alright let it be a mystery then
Where the hell is Jeetu?
The fucker's at home, it's because of him that we're in such abyss
oh really?
yeah
We have to talk to the judges now
Is Narayan Murthy here yet?
He abandoned the event at the last moment
So the event staff has seeked a new replacement now
I've heard that he's a doyen and very experienced man
I just saw him around here somewhere
Yeah, that's him
In the black suit
I can't recollect his name..
Oh yes Rajat Khanna
Head of Mokart's Mumbai branch
Do you want the kiss here or in the bathroom?
It's been 2 hours but no one's bothering to unlock this thing
women have a record participation this year
5 Female entrepreneurs and this?
I tell you there has to be a limit to gender discrimination
I mean it's everywhere
In business, in sports, in films
Do you know about the Bechdel test?
No
Come, I'll tell you come
He knows you, try talking to him
Dude, I stomped over his project to start this startup
There's no chance
Roger that
See you in two
Everything is set
We'll be holding the passes in our hands in next 15 minutes
What? how?
I just spent some time on mankind's most creative chair
And I made good use of it
I have 3 amazing plans to enter this competition
Yogi no violence, no kidnapping
I have 1 amazing plan to enter the competition
Hear me out, It's foolproof
Here's the plan
You guys think that you've heard all the masterplans before, right?
But not mine
Some plans are effective, some plans are brilliant
Mine is both
Right after 5 minutes, Apoorva will recieve a call on the reception
In order to attend it, she'll go outside
Mandal will then block the CCTV by balloons
And then my diversion
What? Is that true?
Guys, Sachin was just spotted outside
Not Sachin Tendulkar you morons, Sachin Bansal
Finally, all Naveen has to do
is replace Jeetu's face on our company's profile with somebody else's
And that guy will be our fake Jeetu for a day
NO no no no
Whose photo are you gonna upload in place of Jeetu's?
We need a fake Jeetu beforehand
Plan is foolproof Naveen
We have the 4th guy
I've just hired our first intern
Oh! and he's here
The key is under the doormat
Live Long Suckers
Let's give it up for ChaCha
Yogi, I'm not so sure bro
Do you have a better plan?
Then come on guys lets do this
Why are you taking the balloons inside?
It.. it's my son's birthday
who is your son?
Naveen
There's no Naveen here
What are you smuggling inside them?
I'm calling the police
I don't want to get locked behind the bars again
Organizer, call the ploice
Whoa hold on hold on
He's with me what happened?
Why is he bringing the balloons in here?
You guys again?
Security, please escort them out of here They have been bugging me for hours
What's going on here?
Wha.. what's the problem?
Naveen?
You guys have been here since morning You should've come to me earlier
What the hell was that out there?
Sir, the passes sir
I'm really sorry I didn' know that you know them
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