Marihuana

Marihuana

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TVF Pitchers - S01E04
A Commentary by Feynmann
I skipped some english parts cause you are shrewed enough to understand those bits.

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Published on: 2016-02-25
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Dad, I just made you some coffee

Let me get it for you

No No, Just sit down

Jeetu was just right here

I dozed off for 30 minutes

and he is nowhere to be seen

Did he tell you where he has gone?

No but he must be around the block

He'll be back in a jiffy

Oh yeah?

when does he usually get back home from the office?

almost by 7PM or 7:30 PM

But watchman told me that he usually gets back by 2 or 3 in the night

and sometimes he'd get back next day in the morning

yeah sometimes

But he tells me beforehand on the phone if he's gonna be home late

oh really?

can you tell from the phone that he's speaking from the office?

He could be calling from anywhere

I don't follow

Look, I took the contact number from the website

and called his company

They told me that office has been closed for two days

Now do you know where he's been for last 2 days?

Umm No Dad

Soumya...

You and him...

are getting along with each other, right?

Ofcourse Dad but...

But what's the matter?

No It's nothing

Thing is that he's just 26 years old

we don't know who he's been associating with

Do one thing..

Keep an eye on him

Monitor his phones, credit cards and bills

Check for the lipstick marks on his clothes, if any

oh yes and..

Chop some onion and coriander leaves

and put it in the vegetable..

and cook for 5 more minutes

Jeetu's mom follows the same recipe

So Where were you, Son?

Oh I was just jogging outside

In flip flops?

I.. I was running at a slow pace actually

Try at a fast pace next time

Alright now give me your phone

I have to call your Aunt

Why don't I call her?

It's been a long time since I've spoken to her

Okay, very well then

You call her then

Call her from Jeetu's phone and tell me how's she doing

I'll be out here reading newspaper

I can't do this anymore

Why? What happened?

He thinks that you're having a love affair with someone

He was asking me to spy on you

this is all because of that moronic watchman

gotta write a petition for his expulsion

Also Naveen and team has been going through a lot lately

We'll know by the evening what we're gonna do with the startup

Umm you're really not having an affair. right?

Soumya What the...

I can't even keep up with my job here and you're taking about affair?

Then why don't you tell this to Dad?

That you've left the job and about this startup..

It's not the right time yet

So, when it's gonna be?

He's gonna know about it one way or another

Through Office or by watchman or maybe from some other place

it's better that you tell him about it yourself

Guys I'm not joking

My mom used to kiss me on my forehead for luck

and it worked every time in my exams

We have a sacred purple chakra in our forehead

I'm telling you, we've been girdled by bad luck

Someone kiss me on my forehead, everything will be alright

Hold up Mandal, We gotta find the judges first

You know what I think?

Leave everyone else aside and let's focus on Narayan Murthy(founder of INFOSYS*)

Look, I don't care about entry or permission

but I'm going to make that bitch Apoorva pay for what she did to us

Hey Yogi! Naveen!

Hey Amitesh!

How're you doing fucker?

I'm well and good. How about you?

Did you have the lunch yet?

Not yet bro

Man, you're missing out on the best butter chicken out there

I've already eaten 6 plates

Get in the line now, they only have so much left

But what the fuck are you doing here?

Did you create a startup too?

Can you hold this for me?

Watch out for the pastry

What? what did you say?

Every Sunday there's an Event or E summit

And I just register only to gulp a lot of chicken

Look, I even give them a hint

But still no one has come to know about my shenanigans

What about you though?

What's the idea of your startup?

we're presenting our idea on the stage most likely

Then you'll know

Why so closemouthed about it? Tell me now

Okay, so the idea is...

Won't it lower your anticipation if I told you now?

you haven't changed a bit since college

No one could be more melodramatic than you

alright let it be a mystery then

Where the hell is Jeetu?

The fucker's at home, it's because of him that we're in such abyss

oh really?

yeah

We have to talk to the judges now

Is Narayan Murthy here yet?

He abandoned the event at the last moment

So the event staff has seeked a new replacement now

I've heard that he's a doyen and very experienced man

I just saw him around here somewhere

Yeah, that's him

In the black suit

I can't recollect his name..

Oh yes Rajat Khanna

Head of Mokart's Mumbai branch

Do you want the kiss here or in the bathroom?

It's been 2 hours but no one's bothering to unlock this thing

women have a record participation this year

5 Female entrepreneurs and this?

I tell you there has to be a limit to gender discrimination

I mean it's everywhere

In business, in sports, in films

Do you know about the Bechdel test?

No

Come, I'll tell you come

He knows you, try talking to him

Dude, I stomped over his project to start this startup

There's no chance

Roger that

See you in two

Everything is set

We'll be holding the passes in our hands in next 15 minutes

What? how?

I just spent some time on mankind's most creative chair

And I made good use of it

I have 3 amazing plans to enter this competition

Yogi no violence, no kidnapping

I have 1 amazing plan to enter the competition

Hear me out, It's foolproof

Here's the plan

You guys think that you've heard all the masterplans before, right?

But not mine

Some plans are effective, some plans are brilliant

Mine is both

Right after 5 minutes, Apoorva will recieve a call on the reception

In order to attend it, she'll go outside

Mandal will then block the CCTV by balloons

And then my diversion

What? Is that true?

Guys, Sachin was just spotted outside

Not Sachin Tendulkar you morons, Sachin Bansal

Finally, all Naveen has to do

is replace Jeetu's face on our company's profile with somebody else's

And that guy will be our fake Jeetu for a day

NO no no no

Whose photo are you gonna upload in place of Jeetu's?

We need a fake Jeetu beforehand

Plan is foolproof Naveen

We have the 4th guy

I've just hired our first intern

Oh! and he's here

The key is under the doormat

Live Long Suckers

Let's give it up for ChaCha

Yogi, I'm not so sure bro

Do you have a better plan?

Then come on guys lets do this

Why are you taking the balloons inside?

It.. it's my son's birthday

who is your son?

Naveen

There's no Naveen here

What are you smuggling inside them?

I'm calling the police

I don't want to get locked behind the bars again

Organizer, call the ploice

Whoa hold on hold on

He's with me what happened?

Why is he bringing the balloons in here?

You guys again?

Security, please escort them out of here They have been bugging me for hours

What's going on here?

Wha.. what's the problem?

Naveen?

You guys have been here since morning You should've come to me earlier

What the hell was that out there?

Sir, the passes sir

I'm really sorry I didn' know that you know them

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