The first 200 lines.
Previously on Foursome.
When all the girls were in sync on our periods,
Ow!
Things got emotional.
Where's Mr. Zapp?
My golden goose has flown the coop!
I don't know if it's my tampon talking,
but I'm feeling stressed.
I have my period.
Luckily, the guy I'm into
knows exactly what I need to feel better.
I can't wait for homecoming lock-in.
A whole night of being locked in school with you?
3:30 can't come soon enough.
You do realize you're decorating football hall,
meaning you'll be stuck with Alec all night?
Worth it?
Absolutely.
Aw, she said yes.
Here, maybe these will help you
stop being afraid of your older brother.
You know you basically just told
me you wish I had balls, right?
Do you smell that?
Oh my God.
For me?
Everyone knows Jenny loves meat.
I love that he asked her that way.
I wish you loved meat as much as Jenny.
That was bad.
Forget I said it.
So did you do this at Stephenson?
What?
We call it home queries.
People at Brayer get super psyched about
how people ask each other to homecoming.
No, must just be a Brayer thing.
Well, I'm glad I go to Brayer then
because I think it's super fun.
Ah, I'm late for calc.
I'll see you at 3:30.
Can't wait.
Oh my gosh.
I can't wait.
Yes!
Hey guys.
Imogen, you look like witch skin.
This really cool senior told me that all
the sophomores wear green for spirit week
because we're so green to high school,
and I just got pranked again, didn't I?
Yep.
Spirit week is my favorite week of school.
You don't go here.
Ah, the dress up days, the home queries.
And best of all, the lock-in.
I couldn't go last year.
Alec, 'nuff said.
A teacher chaperoned event where nobody sleeps
and you can't get out and you decorate the halls all night?
That sounds like the perfect way
to say goodbye to public school.
You look like emerald shitty.
The lock-in's nothing by drinking and pranks.
My two faves.
Thank God Kent Yodaed Alec into letting me come.
Bring on the mixed drink and high jinks.
Kent is really upping his game.
Do you think he's gonna ask you to homecoming tonight?
You know, the lock-in is always the home query hot spot.
I couldn't really read him, but maybe.
He did seem pretty pumped about lock-in.
I know what you mean.
Foreign people are hard to read.
Clemont smiles when he talks about his dead aunt.
You look like frog pubes.
Andie, forget Kent.
We should go together.
I'm not over Zapp, so might as well go a friend.
Sorry, Kota, but if Kent asks me, I'm gonna say yes.
We can be each other's Plan B's.
You could go with Imogen.
Plan B is a pill, and so are you.
You can start thanking me now.
For material to make fun of you forever?
I scored the media club the best theme for our hallway.
The future
because the theme for homecoming's
Time Travel Dance Through the Decades.
We wanted the 90s.
But you always dress like the 90s.
Come on!
Get excited!
Fine.
I've had nothing to be excited about
since Zapp zipped out of here.
I'm ready to flip this round.
I will use crayons!
I'll get home queried.
To the future!
Yeah!
Noise.
The future is really not as easy
to decorate as anticipated.
Yeah, I mean there'll probably be knew colors invented
by then and there would definitely be no paper because
of the decimation of our forests and all the glue would
be gone because of the dead horses.
Screw the horses.
Lock-in's all about boozing and cruising.
Skateboard, bam!
Watermelon filled with vodka, bam!
No, Courtney.
That is a dangerous combination.
Let's just all close our eyes and picture our own futures.
Maybe we'll get inspired.
Hello?
Well, I guess it's official.
I am now the last person on Earth.
I hereby pronounce this planet
Imogen Dia.
Aye aye aye aye!
I knew all my precautions would pay off.
I am immune to everything.
Shh, I'm visioning.
Dakota, Dakota, who are you wearing?
Myself.
I'm the greatest fashion designer in the world.
Damn, I knew I'd be fab in the future.
Future.
Can't wait for homecoming.
I love high school.
Woo!
What'd you see?
Marry rich?
Yeah, I'm super successful and definitely
not still hanging out here.
OK, Andie's turn.
Blood sis.
Being hall neighbors has its perks.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, if you want to.
Can I use your girly handwriting for a banner?
We gotta sign the 80s and I can't quite nail the font.
Oh, yeah, of course.
You're the best.
Andie, Clemont asked me to homecoming
and he left this beret in my locker.
Imogen, your first school dance and you have a date?
I'm so psyched for you.
Translated it says will you come home with me,
but I knew what he meant because, French people.
I'm gonna go show Dakota.
Bye.
Imogen got asked.
That was mean.
Oh my goodness, I am so excited for homecoming.
We said congratulations.
Can you please stop talking?
Don't be salty.
I mean, it looks like we're going together anyway
because Kent blew me off again.
I will not be anyone's sloppy seconds.
I'll just go stag.
Maybe the music and lights will make Joe Herman
look enough like Zapp that I'll feel like hooking up.
Boo.
Oh, we totally got you.
You should see your faces.
I always see faces.
The first prank of the lock-in has commenced.
Pow pow.
Was it even a prank if none of us were scared?
I just peed a little.
Just keeping it real.
Me too.
I'm blowing up.
Oh, you know what we should do?
We should oil the drama club hall.
They'll react so, um,
dramatically.
What do you say, blood sis, you with me?
She's done it again.
Dammit, come on, Mae.
What, where did all my double-sided tape go?
I brought seven rolls and now I just have this.
What, I had a vision.
Dakota.
Just go to another hallway and ask for some more.
Just go to another hallway?
Another hallway filled with strangers
and seniors that prank me every day?
I'm just gonna be like, hi, I know that you tell me
to be invisible every day, but by any chance
do you have any double-sided tape?
This is why I am going back to being.
What do you say, new babe?
Make a split decision.
I say yes!
Alec asked a freshman.
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