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Man is the only animal to use currency in this world,

which divided world into two, haves and have-nots,

rich and poor, wealthy and impoverished,

I'm planning to open an account with Swiss Bank.- Okay sir.

I don't know where to hide my money.

Can't trust our banks, right?

Who should I contact? Where can I get the application?

Find the procedures to open an account.

I withdrew entire money from the bank account.

Totally Rs.4500. - Okay.

Just Rs. 100 balance now. If I withdraw that too, bank will close my account.

Spend it carefully.

Gandhi said long back real freedom is when a woman walks safely at midnight.

Today l, Umadevi, says the same, take down.

Remove your vessel, can't you see us in line?

We are standing in line since morning, are you jumping line coming late?

Take it off.

If you can raise so much dust for a paramour,

what would you do for a real husband? You come.

Not this, the one I bought from London. - It's inside, sir.

Feed that. - Okay sir.

Bloody dog, always comes when having food.

Why did it enter our home as if we chicken and mutton?

Madam, coffee. - Keep it there.

Brother...get up...how long will you sleep like a pig?- Go away.

Get up!

Are you finished? - Finished madam.

Wake me up after 15 minutes.

Don't want, mother... - You don't know the benefits of turmeric.

I'll beat you... - Don't want, mother.

I'm throwing a party to friends, I need Rs.5 lakhs, daddy.

Father... - Yes, dear?

Tomorrow is the last date to pay the fees, father.

Is it? We've time till tomorrow, right? I'll arrange to pay.

Not this car, where's the BMW?

Promised to get a Ferrari, not yet delivered?

Will be delivered in 2 months, madam.

Rs.200, sir.

Why is it so oily? Get me a tissue paper.

This girl who eats measuring calories,

This mashed pulse is fantastic!

Ghee would make it mind blowing!

She's about to fall in love with this boy who wishes for ghee in mashed pulse.

Currency is going to become an hurdle between them,

whatever it is, love between rich and poor is always captivating.

that's this film!

Land encroacher Suryaprakash, down...down...

What's this sir?- Neither these slogans are new to us nor to them.

Return our land to us!

Suryaprakash! Down...down... - Move...move...

What's their problem?

It seems you've occupied their land. They are agitating to be fair to them.

What are you doing? You should've cleared it by now.

I'm on it, sir.

I must kill you, first start the ground breaking ceremony.

Madam, greetings. My name is Varaprasad.

I'm a clerk here, please ask your daughter to break this coconut.

Sir, your daughter is Goddess of wealth,

wherever she goes,it'll turn into gold. Please break the coconut, dear.

Repair my car urgently, I need to go to the court.

How many times should I repair it?

Is it a car? A junk box!

I'm making the junk box to believe it's really a car and send it,

and that poor thing thinks it's really a car and takes you to the court sometimes.

I don't care about it's feelings,

or do I want to hear your lectures, order a tea for me,

before I have tea and smoke a cigarette,

get the car repaired, I must go to the court.

Don't you feel shame to go to court without any cases?

No. Feeling shame won't get you things in modern times.

Am I not getting my car repaired without paying a rupee?

If I stop coming to you feeling shame, my work will get stopped.

Yes or no?

I don't know but we are losing money on your tea every day.

All your losses will be covered if I get a case.

Cover? My foot! I think I'll my shed with customers like you.

I've applied for loan with Aishwarya Bank to improve my shed.

Don't know if they will sanction or not.

They will sanction, if you want I'll talk to the bank's manager.

First take the loan, think later to repay or not,

if we can we'll pay or else take them to court. I'll get a case.

Who is Venu here? - Who are you?

We are from Aishwarya Bank. - Have they sanctioned loan to us?

No, we are from the recovery section, by the way, who is Venu here?

I'm Venu, sir.

Stop...why are you beating him?

Won't I if he fails to repay bike loan?

If you beat him, I'll not keep quiet.

So what? - Don't ask questions.

They were software engineers, and were fine then,

you chased and sanctioned loans to them,

now situation has reversed and they are working as mechanics,

so, they may take little time to repay the loan,

3 months can stretch to 6 months,

you must get your payments but no manhandling please.

Okay, tell them to pay atleast half installment.

If not I'll get them lynched.

Watch out, software will boom again, we'll answer then.

What will you answer then?

You stop, he's frustrated. I'll talk to him, you may go now.

Everyone is playing with us, buddy.

Let's take loan from the same bank and default, let's see what can they do.

Have coffee.

She must beautiful, sharp and intelligent,

when I say a word, she must grasp everything instantly,

she must become a part of our family,

she must treat ln-laws like Gods,

must be very good in household chores,

infact people must think if she's my daughter-in-law or a film heroine.

You're demanding so many qualities, what is your son doing, madam?

He's a mechanic. - Cars or buses?

Both...he owns a mechanic shed.

Is the shed very strong? - Little weak.

You say he's a mechanic and shed is weak,

how can I get good proposals for him?

Why not? Find a good one.

My son is a mechanic so I'm asking you to find a bride.

Had he been a doctor or engineer, why would I need your services?

Girls would be standing in a queue.

What's the matter, Ramanamma? Talking about queues.

Mother is searching brides for you.

Are you thinking about my marriage, mother? - Yes.

Why did you get that thought?

Though you don't know that you've grown up like a donkey, I do.

If not at this age, when will you marry then?

No, mother... - Why son?

To Her Majesty Ramanamma...

With great respect and bowing before you, your son says....

With economic recession world has turned topsy-turvy...

Real estate has been reduced to shambles...

Software industry has taken a beating...

You must understand the situation with heart...

And give up the idea of my marriage...

Forgot to tell, Indians settled in America and returning home, mother...

Unable to pay tax, they are leaving behind their cars in Dubai....

Your husband is a clerk, and I'm a wastrel...

Would you like me to marry in such a bad situation?

Why marry now?

Oh mom, forget about it!

Why marry now, Ramanamma?

I'm struggling to earn a meal for myself... You want me to take a wife?

Don't torture me, Ramanamma...

It's not good, Ramanamma...

People will boo at us, Ramanamma...

Mother...

Stop...

No please!

No chicken piece or a drop of chilled beer...

No girl friend or a cigarette to smoke...

Not a single penny in pocket... No chance of getting loan also...

No films or fun... With bleak future...

No salary and unable to pay phone bills too...

Brain has become numb, no weekend holidays...

Not a grain to eat but want to apply expensive oil to moustache...

Don't worry, Ramanamma...

Crowds vanished from pubs, and smiles vanished from faces...

No luxurious life... No fast food life...

It's shame to tell but will give heart attack if not...

It's been long time since we've seen currency notes...

No projects, no onsite visits...

No loans, no credit cards...

Cars have vanished and left with share autos...

Don't get angry and shout, Ramanamma...

No marriage, first I'll build a house...

Mother, think logically...

Please listen to me... I'll buy you a new car...

A lavish home and plenty of servants...

Fun and frolic at the drop of a hat...

Money and happiness at your feet...

Why build castles in air now?

Ramanamma's son is sharp and has great bright future...

You're asking about recovery payment, right sir?

We appointed musclemen for recovery payment, right?- Yes, go ahead.

They struggled and recovered Rs.5 crores only.

They couldn't after that. Can I show it in the statement?

Are you mad? Account must show not a rupee recovered.

Use this money too in construction business.- Okay sir.

Fixed deposits have fallen drastically.

That is... - I want FD's.

I don't know how you do it, if you need take more people.

Collect FD's from people, I need Rs.100 crores immediately.

I want to open 10 new construction companies.

What will you tell if depositors for the repayment?

Only few depositors will ask, the whole lot won't come to withdraw.

Madam Ramanamma, I've found your daughter-in-law.

Where? - You wait, show us, priest.

I'm taking it out. - Do it fast.

First madam.

Oh! Is it a girl or a doll?

Yes, she's really like a golden doll.

I think I've seen her somewhere.

Hey you silly priest! This is lleana!

Isn't she? I too thought the same.

Not just me, even lleana's mother mistook her as her daughter.

But she's a look alike of lleana. her name is Parvathi.

Along with all the qualities you'd asked for,

her family is ready to meet your dowry demand too.

That's okay, did you really tell them about my son?

I told them, infact I told them he's a mechanic too.

Is this proposal okay to you?