Tempest

SON OF A BITCH!

WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR A DIFFERENT NIGHTMARE.

YOU HAD THE DREAM, TOO, DIDN'T YOU, DOG?

HONEY?

HONEY!

ARETHA!

HEY, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

I HAD THE DREAM AGAIN. THE DOG HAD IT TOO.

SWEETHEART, MAYBE IT'LL 00 NEWS,

IF WE ONLY HAD 00 NEWS.

YOU LOOK SO GOOD. AHH!

- HOW'D YOU SLEEP? - ARE YOU KIDDING?

COME ON, PHILLIP. SEPARATE BEDROOMS IS ONE THING, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

OH, UM, COFFEE, FETA CHEESE, BREAD, FETA CHEESE.

AND, FOR A CHANGE OF PACE, A NICE FETA CHEESE OMELET.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

I LOVE FETA CHEESE.

NINO.

COME ON. LET'S GO TAKE A PISS.

COME ON, NINO. TIME TO GET MOVING.

IT'S ALL HERE, DOG.

BEAUTY, MAGIC, INSPIRATION...

AND SERENITY.

NOT TO MENTION SILENCE,

AMAZEMENT, INTIMACY,

ENCHANTMENT.

HERE! HERE!

**

OH, YOU LOOK GREAT. THANK YOU.

OHH!

MMM. HMM.

LET'S GET CRACKING, KIDDO. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO ON THE THEATER.

HOW 'BOUT SOME WORK ON MY THEATER? BREAD.

GOOD. MMM.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY. MM-HMM.

OHH!

I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SAD AFTER SEX.

MARY.

HELLO, MARY.

* GIVE THE PAST A SLIP STEP ON A CRACK *

* BREAK YOUR MAMA'S BACK *

GOOD MORNING, DAD. MORNING, ARETHA. MORNING, SWEETHEART.

HAD THE DREAM AGAIN. WHAT?

WILL YOU LOWER THIS THING? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING HERE.

I HAD THE DREAM AGAIN. I HAD A DREAM TOO.

I DREAMT I WAS SMOKING POT AT A GO-GO'S CONCERT.

MEET YOU AFTER MY SWIM.

** I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD BREAKFAST.

YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO TODAY. NO KISS?

- WHAT'S WITH HER? - OH, IT'S CALLED PUBERTY.

MARY, HAVE SOME FETA.

**

* I-I-I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS

* THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD

* I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD *

* WHEN THEY'RE AROUND ME MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GUY IN TOWN *

* I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD *

* THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT MY ONE-WAY MIRROR *

* THEY'RE NOT FRIGHTENED BY MY COLD EXTERIOR *

* THEY DON'T ASK QUESTIONS SOME BODY.

* THEY DON'T WRITE STORIES *

* THEY DON'T LOOK FOR ANSWERS *

* THEY JUST WANT TO HOLD ME ISN'T THIS FUN *

COME ON, BABY.

LET KALIBANOS WOO YOUR POO.

* OH-OH-OH I-I-I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS *

* THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD

* I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS

* THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD * DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN.

SON OF A BITCH DOG.

GET HIM, NINO! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPY, YOU CREEP!

DIRTY, STINKING DOG! GET HIM! SIC HIM!

I KILL YOU!

SON OF A BITCH! DON'T BITE ME! DON'T BITE ME.

BOSS, H-HELLO.

A BIG SCORPION, BOSS, ABOUT THIS BIG.

BOSS, YOU NEED NEW SHOES, EH? NEW SHOES!

I GET YOU BETTER SHOES, BOSS. MARKO FROM-- WILL YOU STOP THAT?

WERE YOU SPYING ON MY DAUGHTER?

NO! AH, ME? I AM THIS ROCK, BOSS. YOU SEE THIS ROCK?

IF YOU TOUCH HER, I'LL KILL YOU. IT IS ME.

I DON'T SPY ON NOBODY. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

WHAT? IF YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, I'LL KILL YOU.

YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU?

YES, BOSS, I UNDERSTAND.

LATER WE GO FISHING, BOSS, EH?

DON'T CALL ME BOSS.

OKAY, I NO CALL YOU BOSS. DON'T CALL ME BOSS AT ALL.

NO. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY "BOSS" FROM YOU ANYMORE.

YOU UNDERSTAND? OKAY.

AH! NO "BOSS."

WE GO FISHING, EH? NINO.

NINO! DOG!

WELL,

ISN'T THIS JUST SO PERFECT?

MAN IN HIS ELEMENT--

BALANCE, HARMONY.

YOU KNOW WHAT LAU TSE SAID, DON'T YOU, DOG?

"NATURE. AND IT SPEAKS TRUE.

WHY NOT MAN?"

I HATE NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTIES.

YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR.

TEN MINUTES AFTER WE GET THERE, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DOESN'T WANT TO GO HOME.

YEAH, BUT THOSE PARTIES ARE WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW.

EVERYBODY LIVING IS GOING TO BE AT THIS PARTY.

EVERYONE DEAD IS GONNA BE AT THIS PARTY.

IT'S GONNA BE NOISY AND PRETENTIOUS AND VERY, VERY NERVOUS.

PHILLIP, WE ARE NOISY AND PRETENTIOUS AND VERY, VERY NERVOUS.

WILL YOU TWO QUIT IT? I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND WATCHED GUY LOMBARDO.

GUY LOMBARDO'S DEAD. REALLY?

YEAH. HOW SAD.

YEAH. WHO'S GUY LOMBARDO?

** ANTONIA, PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.

OH! HOW ARE YOU?

FINE, FINE. TERRY BLOOMFIELD.

- OH, YES, SURE. - ANTONIA DIMITRIUS, MY WIFE BETSY.

HI. BETSY BLOOMFIELD. HI.

HAVE YOU MET MY HUSBAND PHILLIP?

HI, PHILLIP. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

LOVE TO TALK TO YOU LATER ABOUT SOMETHING. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I NEED A DRINK.

I JUST SAW JOHN TRAVOLTA DOWNSTAIRS. WHO'S JOHN TRAVOLTA?

OH, DAD, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING. GIVE HIM MY BEST REGARDS.

HERE COMES ALONZO.

PERFECT WAY TO END THE YEAR. HI. HI.

ENOUGH, PHILLIP, OKAY? JUST ENOUGH.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, PUMPKIN? DON'T BE THAT WAY.

ANTONIA, PHILLIP, WELCOME TO MY HOME. ALONZO. THANK YOU.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MY FRIENDS. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

IN SEVEN MINUTES IS HAPPY NEW YEAR.

THIS IS GABRIELLE. WE MET AN HOUR AGO AND WE'RE ALREADY IN LOVE.

GABRIELLE, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

THIS IS MY WIFE ANTONIA. HELLO.

AND, ALONZO, THIS IS OUR DAUGHTER MIRANDA.

BELLISSIMA.

AT THAT AGE, THEY DON'T LIKE TO BE KISSED.

I UNDERSTAND. I HAVE ONLY A SON, BUT ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS KISS.

WELL, PHILLIP, ARE YOU HAPPY?

UH, I'M HOPING THAT NEXT YEAR WILL BE MORE FUN.

PHILLIP IS A MOODY MAN, BUT HE IS A GENIUS, SO ALL IS FORGIVEN.

I'M NO GENIUS, BOSS. YOU KNOW THE ALONZO BUILDING?

OF COURSE. PHILLIP DESIGNED IT.

OH, I LOVE ARCHITECTS.

THANK YOU. THERE'S WOODY ALLEN.

WHO'S WOODY ALLEN? DAD!

NO, WHO'S WOODY ALLEN? DAD, OH, PLEASE. YOU KNOW WOODY ALLEN.

CHERIE, I WANT TO SAY A BONJOUR A WOODY. HAVE FUN.

DON'T FORGET-- WE FLY TO ATLANTIC CITY ON THURSDAY, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. CIAO. CIAO.

HERE, DARLING. THANKS.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT THE SPLIT ENZ ARE IN ATLANTIC CITY?

I'M AFRAID TO ASK WHO THE SPLIT ENZ ARE.

WHO ARE THE SPLIT ENZ? VERY FUNNY.

**

* BE FORGOT HAPPY NEW YEAR.

* AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND * WHAT?

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

* SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT *

* AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE *

HAPPY NEW YEAR, SWEETHEART. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, KID.

* FOR AULD LANG SYNE MY DEAR *

* FOR AULD LANG SYNE

* WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET *

* FOR AULD LANG SYNE

* SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * HAPPY NEW YEAR!

* AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND

* SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT *

* AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE *

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU HAVE A NIGHTMARE?

OH, GOD. LOTS OF WATER.

JESUS CHRIST.

A LOT OF WAVES.

OH, GOD.

IT WAS A WET DREAM, YOU MIGHT SAY.

YOU WERE THERE SOMEWHERE.

YOU WERE ON A YACHT.

YEAH? WHAT WAS I WEARING?

YOU WERE DROWNING.

EMOTIONAL.

OH, GREAT. WONDERFUL.

HEY, WOULD YOU BRING ME A GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE?

SORRY, DARLING.

WOULD YOU BRING ME A GLASS OF WATER WHILE YOU'RE UP?

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YOU KNOW, I WAS TALKING TO TERRY BLOOMFIELD AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT.

WHO'S THAT? HE'S A BIG PRODUCER, YOU KNOW?

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HIM. YUP!

WE MET HIM WHEN WE FIRST WENT IN WITH HIS WIFE...

TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT, REMEMBER?

ANYWAY, HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO ACT AGAIN.

AND?

I THINK I'D DO IT.

IT'S A COMEDY. IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE CITY.

WHY NOT? GREAT.

I'M PICKING UP THE SCRIPT TOMORROW.