Good Girl

So, you wanna be a sugar baby.

And why not?

Since the dawn of time,

older men have wanted younger women.

It's only natural that we would wanna take advantage of that, right?

The key is to always leave them wanting more.

And guess what? They always want more.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

You're gonna have to sleep with some guys

who aren't your usual type.

But I mean, let's be honest,

we've all done a lot worse for a lot less.

I got you that bag you asked for.

As long as the perks are good

and you can stomach it, who cares?

Secure the bag.

And do not be fooled by social media.

I might make it look easy, but it's a lot of hard work.

You're gonna have to kiss a lot of frogs.

So, why do it?

Because of him.

The whale.

That one client who can actually afford

to make all of your dreams a reality.

The whale's one true kink is to spoil.

And we all just wanna be spoiled, don't we?

So for just $9.99,

I can teach you how to come up with the perfect arrangement.

It'll all be included in my online class called "How to Sugar."

And you can visit the link in my bio for more information.

And of course, don't forget to follow me on FanZen @MissMarie.

I'm always looking to collab.

Bitch, you would not believe my day.

I got lectured by a 12-year-old I was tutoring

about the realities of making it in Hollywood.

Apparently, I don't have it.

Then, their dad had the nerve to explain to me

that if I keep wasting my money on expensive smoothies,

I'll never own a home.

It's like, "Sir, maybe I buy $17 smoothies to dull the pain

because I know I'll never be able to afford real estate."

- Is that-- - Yes.

I didn't know Chanel did Afterpay.

It was a gift from a daddy.

Well, a former daddy.

By the way, Chanel retains its value as well as Hermès.

You could make bank off of this.

Sometimes I forget that you grew up around all this.

Well, growing up rich and being rich

are two very different things.

I think my mom is the only woman

who left her marriage with less than she went in with.

My dad is such a bastard.

Speaking of which,

it's almost my biannual pilgrimage

to beg him to keep supporting me.

Well, all else fails,

you can always resort to selling pics

of your feet on the internet.

Oh, come on.

Are we not better than feet pics?

No one is better than feet pics.

I'm telling you, content is the new frontier.

I'm actually looking to get some girl-on-girl collabs

going for my FanZen page.

I've heard the tips are insane.

Like what I would make in a month of sugaring,

I can make in just a few hours.

Well, I wish you the very best of luck with that.

If you'll excuse me, I need to get back

to trapping all of my Sims in an underground bunker.

-Sounds urgent. -Right.

-You got it? -Yeah.

-Ooh. -Okay.

So many awesome pics to work with.

Hopefully our make-out vids does well on your page.

They do really well on mine.

Do you mind if I AirDrop our content to myself real quick?

Yeah, go for it.

-Oh. -Oh, you can ignore those.

You sure?

Someone named Jeff seems super thirsty.

You don't have a boyfriend, do you?

God, no. It's just a potential sugar daddy.

Are you on Seeking Ties?

Yeah, been there and done that.

You know, sugaring kind of has a shelf life.

Once I turned 27, I swear,

those men could smell 30 approaching.

How old are you, 27?

Um, yeah, just about.

Yeah, but I've been 27 for a few years now.

You know, you don't need men to make bank, right?

I like sugaring. It comes easy to me and I've always been good at it.

I hate men. Like, a lot.

So full-service sex work

is pretty much a no-go for me at this point.

And for what?

A pair of Louis Vuittons?

A designer bag they gave their wife

and hope she doesn't notice it's gone?

No, thanks.

You see these earrings? Fake.

You know what's real?

My 401k.

Everything I make goes towards my future.

You wanna make money, like, real money,

you start taking your online profiles seriously.

-Here, let me see your page. -Okay.

Oh.

Well, MissMarie, it's no wonder you hate FanZen.

You're doing everything wrong.

Fuck. Okay.

Okay, you're posting locked content to the home screen

instead of DMing it directly to your fans.

The home page is strictly designed to tease.

The DMs are for the naughty shit.

The fans wanna think that you're getting naked

for them and them only.

Also, your spelling and grammar is too on point.

You have to spell shit wrong on purpose.

The dumber and drunker they think you are,

the more likely they are to buy your content.

Wow, that's so dark.

-I didn't realize how much strategy goes into this. -Mm-hmm.

It's like-- They make it seem like you start posting your nudes

and boom, you're a millionaire.

Yeah, well, there's a reason they call it "sex work"

and not "sex fun."

God, I would be so good at this.

Sorry, I'm not ignoring you guys.

I'm just deep in a Reddit k-hole

about dickdoms conspiracy theories.

- They don't actually dominate dicks? - -Oh,

it's actually really fucked up.

-Yeah. -Okay, like,

so there are these two iconic femdoms

who went, like, mega viral.

Yeah, like, the kind of viral you dream of

and then, out of the blue, they break up.

No one knows why.

Becca Leaves is on some British reality show now.

And wayhorny587 makes a compelling point

about the other one.

ChloeLamore has gone missing.

All of her socials have been a ghost town for the past month.

Can't tell if I'm on the wrong side of the internet

or if you guys are.

Well, it was nice to meet you, Lucky.

I gotta scoot. I have acting class.

Look, I don't do this for everyone,

but you could

and you should be making way more.

I'm going on a content trip tomorrow

with some girls from FanZen.

We dress like sluts, take a bunch of pics,

make a ton of TikToks.

You should totally come.

-What's the catch? -No catch.

Well, it's only in Big Bear, not Cancún, like we hoped.

But we're gonna have a masseuse,

a private chef, and Ozempic shot.

-I'm in. -Awesome!

Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late for my Al-Anon meeting.

I'll text you the address for pickup.

Get excited, bitch.

Welcome to your life beyond the patriarchy.

- Bye. - Bye.

We're manifesting a whale.

We're manifesting that he's gonna be hot.

It's gonna be great.

Yeah. It's gonna be great.

We're making connections.

You have the pussy,

so you have the power.

So, what are you looking for?

Um, well, looking for?

Well, I was married for a long time.

Now I'm divorced.

I think, you know, dating's pretty complicated.

I guess what I want is difficult to explain on a first date.

Let me guess.

You wanna dom the shit out of a filthy little slut.

Yeah. Okay.

Probably a lot of guys say that, do they, yeah?

But also, I--you know, I do want a connection.

I wanna, you know, get to know you a little bit.

What you like and what you do with your free time.

You don't get to know me yet.

It's $200 to pass GO.

Okay.

I like to cum.

I like art, okay?

Oh, that's a coincidence. I like art, too.

-What's your favorite piece? -It's a Renoir.

It's called Dance in the City.

It's in Paris. I saw it there a bunch of times.

Do you go to Paris a lot?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I have to.

I have to go there for work.