Greek

Previously on Greek...

You never mentioned that you knew a Kappa Tau.

Heath? We met during rush. It's no big deal.

It's the one chance we have to follow our impulses and get away with it.

- So... what now? - All I know is I'm in college,

- and I had fun with you. - But what about Michael?

Cappie and I kissed very briefly,

- which we have since left behind. - Frannie called to warn me

- about Rebecca's Greek Week behavior in the first place. - Frannie was your eyes and ears?

The only vote I care about is for president,

and I'm happy to have you challenge me for that because I cannot wait

to kick your ass.

Yeah. You're ahead.

I count two more pink than white.

Which means our preliminary polls put me two measly votes ahead of Frannie.

I can't believe there's even a chance she could be ZBZ president again.

I know, right? It's like nobody remembers

that she was removed from office last semester.

That was just last semester? It feels like forever ago.

That was Jessica S. She's going with Frannie.

Of course she is. She still thinks I stole her toothbrush.

As if there's no possible way Colgate makes more than one of the same stupid color.

Forget about Jessica S... and Jessica P.

We have Jessica M. and Jessica R. still undecided.

Half the house is still undecided.

And she's a senior, AKA one of Frannie's pledge sisters.

You have most of the juniors.

- How many sophomores do we have? - Seven firm, eight maybe.

Then there's the pledges. Who will probably

follow whoever Rebecca chooses to back.

Our very own super dele... pledge.

Which is why I want her to nominate me at tonight's meeting.

- You think she'll do it? - She owes me one.

But who knows? Rebecca is one tough nut to crack.

Yeah, she's like one of those pistachios with no opening.

- I hate those. - So do I.

I just have to break her before Frannie does.

Speak of the nutcracker.

Frannie's calling me, too.

And me.

It's up to each of you

to decide the fate of ZBZ on election night.

Who would you rather have leading the house,

a sister with a proven track record like myself,

or a sister with Lizzi on speed dial?

Vote Frannie for ZBZ president!

Uh, did Robo-Frannie seriously just drop a Lizzi bomb?

What's the problem, little buddy?

Is is a rainy day or Monday? Those always get me down.

I'm fine.

I need to get back to this boss. For some reason I can't beat him.

It's just... I was reading through my journal last night...

- You mean your diary? - No. Journal.

And I realized this year's almost over

- and I only dated one girl. - And you see no obvious

connection between this fact and the diary?

- Journal. - Right.

Well, you dated that... Jacqueline.

Jen K.

Right. What about Crabs Girl?

Hardly dated.

You went to the ZBZ formal last week.

Yeah, with my sister's best friend, as "friends."

I just...

I want to find someone to get excited about, you know?

You sure it's not a diary?

You're not doing much better. You only dated Rebecca this year.

Buck up, Bridget Jones.

We just need to get back out there, cast a wider net.

A date dash for the Tri-Pis, perhaps?

Get those girls in your house, it's not a question of if,

- but when. - I got a better idea.

Meet me at 4:00 at Dobler's.

Intriguing and done. Oh, wait, Rus, hey.

By the way...

Sorry about all the diary crap.

You know, strictly between us,

I've got one, too.

- Really? - God, no. I'll see you at 4:00.

Greek 2x08 The popular vote

Synchro : 7844, Benj!

She's about to sing Anything Goes . You're gonna miss it.

I don't think "miss" is the word I would use

when An Evening With Patti LuPone is involved.

I believe you owe me. I did watch the Ducks game with you last week.

When you agreed to it you thought I meant The Mighty Ducks movie.

I'm an Estevez completist.

And technically, it is still sports.

I just want to read my book, OK?

What's going on?

Nothing. I just have a lot of studying to do.

So, you know, I...

I think I'm gonna go.

Cal, we can watch something else. It's not a big deal.

It's OK. I, um...

I'll call you tomorrow, OK?

Hey, Little Sis, off to class?

No, skydiving, actually. This is my parachute.

That's so funny.

Anyway, I was wondering, can I count on your support for ZBZ president?

Casey, I'm sure you realize the success of the democratic process

relies on the guarantee of privacy with one's vote.

Of course. I also know that the only reason you have a vote

is due to me standing up to Tegan on your behalf.

Which I will definitely keep in mind on election day.

I'm just curious,

is there anything else we can put in your mind to help with your decision?

I'll think about it while I'm at lunch with Frannie.

You know, if I'm elected,

Ashleigh and I were planning on moving into the...

presidential suite and you had your eye on our room.

- I do like your room. - It's a double. I can't promise.

It's a double because of that other bed in there.

If that bed were to disappear, though...

Tell you what, I'll start looking into a way to tweak the floor plans

after you nominate me at tonight's meeting.

Hey, Rebecca, just FYI,

our mani-pedi rezies are at 12:30.

They were totally booked, but I pulled some strings.

I'm so sorry, Frannie,

but I just realized that my nails look awesome.

Thanks, though.

How strange,

turning you down at the last minute like that.

It's far from the last minute.

Speed dating at Dobler's?

This is your better idea?

The fliers are all over campus. You meet 20 girls in an hour.

If you hit if off with one, you get to go out on a real date.

I've heard of this before. I believe we call them parties.

No, this is different.

This is a group of college students

who are all looking for the same thing.

- A life? - A relationship.

Something real.

Something like I had with Jen K.

This whole thing reeks of desperation if you ask me. No offense.

Non taken. But you should know this event's sponsored

- by the women's volleyball team. - The volleyball team?

Tall blondes with stamina? Hello.

Sign in here, please, and that will be $10 each.

Sorry. I've got a policy.

It's more of a code, really. I don't pay for things that I can get for free.

Water, valet parking,

Internet porn...

I can meet any of these girls on campus at any time.

That's great, Fonzie, but they charge us to rent the space.

OK, you know what, I'll pay for both of us.

Thanks, buddy. You know I can't break that code.

You get 2 minutes with each girl, so make it count.

Check off the girls you liked

and if there's mutual interest, at the end of the session

we exchange numbers for you. Pretty simple, right?

Will you be participating?

'Cause I would love

to check you off.

So, what's your major?

So, what's your favorite position?

I'm a polymer science major.

I meant on the volleyball team.

Where's your mind, you dirty girl!

What's polymer science?

It's actually pretty fascinating. How much time do we have let?

No, you keep talking.

I want to know all about you.

I'm in a frat,

but we prefer "fraternity," actually. Would you call your country a...

Come on, of course I'm voting for you!

In fact, let's just cut out the middleman here,

pretend we're human beings, capable of making a love connection

and I'll see if I ask you for your number.

We should vote for each other, you know.

How can you really get to know somebody in two minutes?

You'll see. I'm really kind of adorable.

Casey must have offered up something huge for Rebecca

to blow me off like that.

So, you counter with a better offer.

And what exactly do you offer

a sorority sister

who has access to her own G-5?

Certainly not chocolates.

And honestly, I'm sick of kissing her ass.

Just try another approach.

You know, whenever my father deals with recalcitrant

board members, sometimes bad news

is just as effective as good news to shake things up.

So, if telling her something she does want to hear isn't working,

just tell her something she doesn't want to hear.

- How many numbers did you get? - Looks like ten.

Ten? Really?

- How many boxes did you check? - All of them.

- All 20? - I took her advice. I voted liberally.

Casey Cartwright for president.

Oh, out on the campaign trail?

And on our way to lunch.

So, what's your stance on the war in Iraq and your plan

to correct the collapsing housing market?

Nice shirt.

Hey, have you been to Jamaica?

No. Why?