Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

So nice to just--

To just go out for dinner?

Ben is a complete romantic.

- I don't think I can serve that.

What do you think, hon?

- It's very annoying that Ben goes around my head

to ask Emily's opinion.

- Well, Ashley. - Who's Ashley?

- The girl that I've kind of been seeing.

She's transgender. - Hmm?

- What are you doing? - I've worked on big boats,

and I've never really seen such a sh--show.

I'm gonna eat your pizza.

- We don't need to live in filth.

- I don't appreciate it. - God damn it.

- What do you have there? - Someone left the toaster on.

And the hits keep coming.

- If I have to address it one more time,

everybody's gonna be confined down there.

- Cheers. - I feel like my trousers

are a little--

I'm wasted!

Whoa. F---.

Come on, Ben, get up

so the master would be free for us to clean.

And I'm sure the crew would like to have some food today.

- Kate, you're not my boss, okay?

- Okay, but I didn't say you could be in the master,

so please get out.

We need to clean it.

- Okay, but yeah, just make sure

you never tell me what to do.

Bye!

What's the deal?

This is not good.

Oh my God. This is way too far.

Lauren, do you know what happened in the master bathroom?

A panel was, like, off the wall.

- Sh--. No. - Okay.

- I got you a cup of chai. - Oh, thank you.

Seriously, don't do anything, okay?

- Well, now I'm gonna have to make a pretty,

pretty big deal out of it.

No you're not.

- Yeah, he is. - He's having

a bit of a sleep in.

We got loose last night.

He likes you, Ems. He thought you were cool.

- Really? - I think it's really nice

that we're all gonna be able to go out tonight.

It's very hard to get James's approval for a girl.

I mean, he's seen a lot of them.

You're gonna be the guest of honor, though.

I don't--no.

Deck crew, deck crew?

Can somebody please meet me in the master bathroom?

All of a sudden,

I hear some walkie chatter,

and I know something's gone wrong.

Hey, Kate. - Hey, Captain Lee.

- Where's the damage in here?

- There's a panel in the bathroom

that's off the wall.

We can pop it back.

But I don't know how it came off the wall.

'Cause it's not Velcro,

so I don't know why it would be off the wall.

- What the f--- happened last night?

- We have guests arriving tomorrow,

and there's a panel broken in the master.

We're all in deep trouble.

- Does anybody know anything about it?

- I know all the deckhands were in here,

and then Ben joined them, so.

- This particular panel houses the control

for a $10,000 toilet.

And if that gets broken, we're out of business.

I suggest we get all the deckhands together.

- I was in the galley, and Kate was like,

"Um, a panel came off in the bathroom, in the master."

I was like, "I don't recall anything coming off last night."

You know what? Don't care.

Yeah.

I need Kate, Kelley,

Ben, Lauren, Kyle and Nico

in the crew area now.

- Brought you as well? - Yeah.

Oh.

Well, what's going on?

- Don't worry about it. - Oh.

Everybody happy?

So happy.

Good.

Because I'm not.

What's this about?

This group, collectively.

I find your behavior unacceptable.

That toilet in there is $10,000,

and for me to go into that master

and find it a f---ing train wreck--

I expected more.

This is not your personal f---ing party palace.

And you have been treating it as such.

And it stops now.

- I've tried to protect them all season.

Like, the nights that I do relax,

when I do go to bed early,

I keep getting f---ed with because of y'all.

I'm just pissed off.

Everybody here has been told

that they were on their last go-round of warnings

as far as showing a lack of respect for the boat.

Tonight, you four are gonna be confined to the crew area.

I'll see you two up top.

Conversation's over.

- Unfortunately, they're my guys.

They f---ed up, so I pay the piper with them.

- I'm f---ing pissed, and I want their ass in bed early tonight.

So when I walk through this boat at eleven o'clock,

I better not see a swinging dick anywhere.

- Roger that. - Captain Lee is more angry

than I've ever seen him before.

And I'm not sure if Kelley and I are

part of the in-trouble group or not.

- Kelley, you can't stick your head in the sand.

- Yeah. - They're your responsibility.

And I expect you to call them on it.

You're not gonna be well-liked for it.

Comes with the territory.

Kate can go f--- herself.

- Wait, do you think Kate framed us?

I'm not saying she framed us,

but I do blame Kate for telling Captain Lee.

- We weren't in the toilet. - She definitely did this.

- No one ripped that panel off the wall.

It just popped out. It must have.

We need to be good little children,

at least today, and then we get loose.

- I swear to God, if I catch one of them out of that area,

I am gonna f---ing go off,

and it'll be swift, and it'll be severe.

And you don't want to operate short-handed.

Let's get the boat flipped. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - I have been too lenient.

Being their friend isn't working.

Tonight, in bed, 10:00 everybody.

- All right. - You laughing is

about the worst thing that you could do right now.

'Cause the next step that comes after this

is one of y'all gets fired.

Why? I'm not laughing.

- We heard it while I was getting my ass chewed.

Do you get that? Like, now is not a funny time.

- Ten o'clock? Go f--- yourself.

I'm f---ing done with this sh--.

- If Ben, Lauren, Nico or Kyle are in the guest quarters,

you have to tell me. - Copy that.

- Copy. - Sorry.

- Hon, you would never do that to me.

- I don't want to be talked to like that.

It's as simple as that.

I think Kelley's doing a really bad job as boatswain.

We're f---ing working, and he just, boom,

shut the door, "You're in bed at ten o'clock tonight."

At the beginning of the season he's too soft.

Now he's too hard.

Like, Kelley, find the middle ground.

- Oh, f---, I want to f---ing rip that finger

and shove it up his ass.

- Your brother's still here, right?

- Yeah. - Were you planning to have,

like, dinner with him or something tonight,

but now you can't leave the boat?

- What did he say about leaving the boat?

Did he ground us?

I thought he just said we can't go to guest cabins.

- You are not allowed to leave the boat.

Ben has a selectively convenient short-term memory.

He thinks he's above the rules, and he's just not.

- What, is he trying to make me pissed off or something?

This is f---ing ridiculous.

Well, who blew the whistle? Was that you?

- No, actually, I didn't tell on you, but thank you

for even thinking that I would do such a thing.

- Well, there's quite a few people

that think you did rat them out,

so maybe you want to just go and talk to them.

- No, I really don't. - Because you don't care.

- You have no reason to be mad at me right now,

so I'm not gonna stand here.

Just to clarify something:

confined to quarters means confined to the boat. Period.

- Okay, this is the first I'm hearing about it right now.

- No, I said it downstairs in the crew quarters

when we had the meeting.

- Well... - Yes?

- My brother is here. He came to visit me.

- I'm sorry, Ben, I can't apply things selectively.

- What can I do? Can he come here?