Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool

We witnessed racing history today,

as newcomer Cruz Ramirez upset Jackson Storm to win the Florida 500.

Cruz, let's put this right here, where it'll be safe and sound.

Are you feeling like your life is forever stuck in neutral?

Or the road you're on is one long dead-end street?

Well, that's how I used to feel when I was driving

for the Lower Belleville County Unified School District.

But I changed the direction of my life

when I started Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!

And I can help you

- change the direction of your life, too! - (IMPACTS)

I lost my job

because I had a broken siren and I was accident prone.

But thanks to Miss Fritter,

I've turned my accident proneness into my greatest strength.

And she helped me fix my siren, too.

So, I go see my mechanic for a routine service, right?

He says to me,

"Take a look in the rearview.

"You got high oil pressure, your steering's shot,

"and your odometer's about to turn over.

"It's time for you to shift gears

"and learn to relax. "

- (IMPACTS) - (LAUGHS)

Hey! What!? - (HONKS)