Doppel-Gamers

- [punching, thwacking video game effects]

- All right, guys, we're finally gonna beat

Sick Day II: The Sickening.

- We've lost to that Pink Eye dude like a hundred times.

- I used to get real live pink eye

more than video game Pink Eye.

- Oh, we're hitting him with everything we've got.

I think he's unbeatable.

Ha. Ha. I am unbeatable.

- I can't keep losing to some villain named Pink Eye,

I'm a super--

fan of this game.

There must be some kind of design flaw.

- No way. Some villains just can't be beat.

- I should know. I'm a super--

fan of this game, too.

- There's gotta be some sort of cheat code or something.

No way, dude, there's nothing.

The only guy who knows how to beat this game

is the man who made it-- Cybron James.

- I heard he lives in a cave during the winter.

Oh, wait, no. That's a bear.

Ah, I heard Cybron is gonna be at GamerFest next week.

- GamerFest has been sold out for weeks.

So, we've gotta keep trying.

Come on, you know what they say?

- When you invite your friends over,

offer them something to drink?

- Drinks are for winners. Attack!

- [punching, thwacking video game effects]

Cool. What are we doing?

Uh, what are you doing?

Gettin' our game on.

- What's that, Chloe? Okay, I'll send 'em up.

Chloe wants you upstairs. - Sounds urgent.

- You guys are always sending us to play with Chloe.

We wanna hang out with you guys.

Hey, that reminds me, bro.

I have a lot of questions about Chloe.

I'm no baby doctor, but isn't she big for a six-month old?

Dude, want a drink?

Thank you!

- Don't worry, I'll keep him off the whole superhero trail.

Hey, Oyster, ever thought about the Thundermans' last name?

Well, don't.

- Okay, guys, look, you're right.

I guess we haven't been spending

a lot of time with you lately, so, how about this?

Next weekend, we'll all do something together.

We? I'm busy.

- We wanna go to the waterpark.

- All right, I was lying. The waterpark sounds fun.

- Perfect. Next weekend, just the four of us.

It'll be like old times.

I have another question.

What's with all these man-shaped holes in your ceiling?

- We have cupcakes. - Awesome!

I know.

*

* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life

*

- Thunder monitor, I need help defeating Pink Eye.

Initiating Pink Eye Treatment.

- - Oh!

I meant Pink Eye in the video game.

That's what I get for asking advice

from an expensive doorbell.

- All right, I've been trying all week,

and I finally scored four tickets to today's GamerFest.

Cherry and Oyster are on the way over.

- GamerFest? We're actually going to GamerFest?

- Mm-hm. - Wait.

Why do I feel like we're forgetting something?

What time are you guys

leaving for the waterpark with Billy and Nora?

There it is.

- Remember? You promised them last week

you'd take them to the waterpark.

- Yeah, but we promised ourselves a minute ago

that we would go to GamerFest.

Besides, Billy and Nora have probably forgotten all about it.

- Uh, I'm not so sure about that.

- Aw, I can't stand seein' 'em like that.

Guys, they wanna hang out

with their big brother and sister.

- This could be my only chance to talk to Cybron James

and learn how to defeat Pink Eye.

What?

- How am I gonna beat a real bad guy,

when I can't even beat a made up one?

And I need to introduce Cybron

to his next great video game villain.

I based him on me.

I just need to come up with a cool name.

How about...Jerkules?

Jerkules! Jerkules!

- You guys promised Billy and Nora

you'd spend the day with them.

- So, if you wanna go to GamerFest,

just take them with you.

Not your best idea, Hank-o.

Or you can get grounded.

Well-played, Barb.

- What are we gonna do about Cherry and Oyster?

- Don't worry, I'll break it to 'em gently.

GamerFest! GamerFest!

Look, a note.

"Sorry, we moved"?

This is horrible.

"Moving back tomorrow."

Oh, sweet.

- Oh, man, I keep missing the pins.

I guess Chloe wins again.

Victory lap!

- Barb, you can't just let Chloe win.

Super kids need to be challenged.

You keep going easy on her,

she'll never learn to work hard at anything.

- Oh, you're right, but Chloe's my little baby

and I'd feel so bad, if I won.

- Well, luckily, I have no problems

showing our kids I am better than them.

Lap two!

- Ha. Ha. I'm gonna beat ya, Chloe.

Ha. Ha. Ooh! Ooh! Oh, toe cramp.

Toe cramp.

*

- [video game music, sound effects]

Oh, we're actually here.

Cybron James and the answer to beating his game

are only 100 people away.

Make that 99.

- We came here to have fun with you guys,

not stand in line all day.

- What are you talking about? This is awesome.

Look at us--standin' in line. Woo!

Woo!

Nope, this line's the worst.

- Oh, hey, you wanted to go to a waterpark, right?

Well, I see a virtual one right over there.

Why don't you guys head over

and we'll meet you there when we're done.

- Unless one of us sells a game villain to Cybron.

Then so long, suckas!

- But we're supposed to be having fun together.

That's the whole point.

Well, we will. Later.

Hey, we'll even buy you some snow cones.

- You can't buy us off, right, Billy?

- Wrap that snow cone in funnel cake,

and you've got yourself a deal.

Billy! Oh!

They really don't wanna hang out with us.

- Forget them. We can still have fun.

- Mine's too tight. - Mine, too.

- Help me and I'll help you.

- [glasses' elastic bands snapping]

- Whoa. Whoa. Are you okay there, little guy?

- I'm Fifi. This is my twin brother Matt.

- Do they look like...? - Kinda.

- Here, let us help you with those.

Now all you have to do is

touch the side of the goggles to start it up.

- Whoa!

I'm on a waterslide!

This is why I was born!

You guys are super fun.

I'm glad somebody thinks so.

- This fake water feels so real.

Hi-ya!

Nice try, Daddy.

- She's trying to psych me out, Barb.

- This is your idea of challenging her?

Let Mama show her how it's done.

Yay! My fourth victory lap.

If you're tired of losing to a child,

I just happen to be a bowling champion.

You were a bowling champion?

- Yes, I was MVP of my Villain League bowling team--

The Bowl-hemian Rhapsodies.

You would help us win?

What's in it for you?

- All I want is for Barb to read me bedtime stories,

while Hank checks me for ticks.

- No way. - Never gonna happen, Colosso.