American Joyride

>> Action.

>> Are you gonna use that

marker thing?

>> Oh, yeah. Hold on one second.

All right.

"Shootin'’ Show," take two.

>> Hi. My name is Crystal.

>> Wait. Hold on a second.

Not so loud, though.

You'’re not a weather girl.

>> Hi. My name is Crystal and

this here'’s the "Shootin' Show."

How'’s my hair look?

>> Again.

>> You sure I don'’t need some

powder?

>> No. Keep your focus and I

want your energy staying a lot.

I want your energy up.

>> This here'’s the "Shootin'

Show."

Welcome. I'’ll be your host.

>> Crystal.

>> Crystal.

>> Hi. I'’m Ty Jennings and this

here'’s the "Shootin' Show."

>> Where we shoot all kinds of

animals with our cameras.

>>

>> What?

>> That'’s cute.

>> Don'’t you want my help?

>> I like your help.

>> Oh, you got sweat on me.

Hey, baby, look over here.

>> Hold on, honey.

>> You don'’t know what you're

missing.

We'’re out here in the woods all

by ourselves.

>> Oh, honey, we'’re supposed to

be doing a nature show.

>> Who'’s to say I'm not natural?

>>

Come here.

Come here.

Oh, yeah, that'’s nice.

>>

Oh, look. How cute!

>> Oh, darlin'’.

>> She'’s selling lemonade.

>> There.

>> Thank you.

>> There you go.

>> Oh, babe, she'’s so cute.

I want one.

>> Soon, baby, soon.

Yeah, I repossessed that

last night.

That'’s where I got this here

camera.

And this here'’s my beaut.

She'’s got a couple of dings

in it.

Crys don'’t like it, but,

damn, she goes fast, let me

tell you.

>> Ty!

It says we'’re evicted.

>> Wait a second.

Hold on a second.

That don'’t mean nothin'.

>> Don'’t mean nothin'?

How can we be evicted?

Didn'’t we pay the rent?

>> I ain'’t got the money yet,

but I will just as soon as Tank

picks up that truck tomorrow

night.

>> I thought he paid you

last week.

>> Look, you got to get to work,

all right?

Just let me handle it.

>> All right.

>> Shit.

>> How come you got

to cut early?

>> Wasn'’t no one there.

>> How much you make tonight?

>> 22 bucks.

>> That'’s not bad.

>> Bud was riding me all night.

Called me lazy, told me to clean

the tables and I just did it.

>> Asshole.

>> That ain'’t the worst of it.

I go in there to get my clothes

out and he'’s standing there

with his dick in his hand.

>> What?

>> Tell me I'’ll come around--

>> That motherfucker! I oughta

to kick his fuckin'’ ass, Crys!

>> No, baby.

We need this at least till

I can find another job.

>> What you doing?

>> Getting ideas.

>> From reality TV?

You hate this shit.

It just makes you mad.

>> Makes me mad '’cause it's so

bad.

Just boring, no creativity.

You know I could do better than

this, Crys.

What'’s this?

>> The baby money.

>> The what?

>> $842.

44 after tonight.

I been saving up for when we

have a baby for a year now

writing my tips down.

>> How come you didn'’t tell me

about this?

>> It was a surprise, but I

figure the way things are right

now, we need every little bit

we can get.

So I just wanted you to know it

was there.

>> Thank you, Crys.

>> You'’re welcome, baby.

>> Oh, shit! Goddamn it!

>> What? What?

>> Keys! Where the keys?

Crys, where are the keys?

>> What happened?

>> Of course the goddamn thing

don'’t work when you need it to.

>> Should we call the police?

>> Oh, no. They'’ll just fuck it

up worse.

>> Um...what about Tank?

>> Fuck! Fuckin'’ fucked!

>> The truck got stolen.

It ain'’t your fault.

>> He ain'’t gonna see it that

way, Crys.

He'’s gonna kill me.

>> He'’s not gonna kill you,

baby.

>> You don'’t understand, Crys.

I'’m leanin' with him. I owe him.

>> Oh, God.

>> I'’m so sorry, Crys.

I been paying him for the last

two months, half my paycheck.

That'’s why I couldn't pay

the rent.

>> Goddamn it, Ty.

>> Look, Crys, it was so close,

all right?

It was supposed to be a sure--

All you had to do was get

the goddamned--

>> I don'’t wanna hear it!

How much?

>> Five grand.

I'’m sorry, Crys.

>> Unbelievable. And you wonder

why I don'’t trust you.

>> Hold on, hold on.

>> Can you quit it with

the camera?

>> No. I wanna make

a documentary.

>> What?

>> What if, instead of making

a nature show, we made a movie

about us?

>> Get in the car.

>> Listen. Just let me explain.

I done seen all them reality

shows on TV.

Half of '’em ain't real.

The other half just plain

boring, right?

>> Yeah? So?

>> Yeah, well, those people,

they ain'’t got real problems.

They got them Hollywood

producers paying '’em thousands

of dollars just to put their

lives up on the TV.

Now you and me, now we got real

problems.

We got this here camera, we