Milo Murphy’s Law

Why the bureau would ever decide to put us in this

dingy strip mall is beyond me.

Have they even issued last month's check?

I haven't seen one. Just keep an eye out for the landlord.

Hey! Rent!

You two owe me rent. Get back here!

Hey, I see you two. Hey, rent!

I didn't fight the five wars to take this from you two.

I better see rent by Tuesday.

Yes, Mr. Phillips.

That guy really scares me.

Well, I guess we better check in.

Your upper level management representative

will be right with you.

Your time is not terribly important to us.

Ugh, it's Cooperdink and Hampshire.

It's Cavendish and Dakota, sir.

Sure it is.

Is it winter there?

No, not today.

But I went back six months to see a movie I missed.

Ooh, which one?

None of your business, part two...

The shut-upening.

Your mission is the pistachio farm.

Drive support stakes into the ground near each plant.

There's a map and some stakes in your locker.

Gretchen! The map and stakes.

Just a sec.

You were supposed to do it yesterday.

I am doing it yesterday.

What about this Milo Murphy, sir?

Have you found out what agency he's working for?

There is no other agency.

I told you, he's just a middle-schooler.

Yes, but he's thwarted our pistachio mission, repeatedly.

He's definitely working for someone.

Unless, you have some evidence, stick to your mission!

Hmm, evidence.

Now, if you will excuse me,

I have to go back to 20 seconds ago.

Ugh, it's Cooperdink and Hampshire.

That never ceases to be amusing, sir.

I'm Hampshire, right?

'Cause that hat and goggles definitely say Cooperdink.

The important thing is that we now have permission to collect

evidence on Milo Murphy.

Is that what you got from that?

Yes, that's what I got from it.

I must have been in a different meeting.

"Niagara Falls" is the theme?

Well, the place looks great.

Thanks, Milo. Amanda, headed up the decoration committee.

And the refreshment committee, and the entertainment committee,

and the committee to supervise all committees.

Now, you get to have fun.

I've got someone covering that for me.

Thanks, Lydia.

You're having so much fun!

When I see that everything is going smoothly, I will have fun.

If I waited for things to go smoothly to have fun, I'd be...

Milo, please try to keep your distance from the decorations,

food, stage, ice sculptures, and, um, basically, anything that could fall to pieces.

You mean like, you'll be doing in three, two...

I just happened to have some punch bowl sealant.

Thanks, but just keep back from everything.

Whoa!

Hey, hey!

So you think this kid's doing some undercover agent stuff

at a middle-school dance?

Is that your theory?

What better cover is there? No one, but an idiot would suspect it.

I didn't say it.

And plus, we're carrying around wooden stakes at a party,

and not the kind of party where wooden stakes would be appropriate.

And what sort of party would that be?

If we were at one, I'm assuming we would know.

Ooh, devilled eggs.

Amanda, wanna come dance with us?

Can't. Now the sculpture's under the heating vent.

I'll help. I've got liquid nitrogen.

Of course, you do. And, no, thank you.

Ow! You had a wart. Let's dance!

Uh, oops, sorry, guys. I blew an amp. It will just be a second.

Perhaps, we should ask someone about this Murphy.

Why don't we ask Murphy about Murphy?

'Cause that's just what he would be expecting.

That's what anybody would be expecting.

Are you guys teachers or parents?

Parents. Teachers.

Parents. Teachers.

We're teachers' parents.

Gregory Teacher. He's in the sixth grade.

Smooth. Thank you.

Maybe we should put these to the coat check, what do you think?

Mmm.

What a peculiar child. Yeah, he's a weirdo.

Are you sure you've got it? We can handle it.

Now, where is Milo?

Hot chocolate waterfall.

Vampire Hunters!

Look, they brought wooden stakes.

"Wooden stakes"? Yeah, look.

Wait, someone got in the way, I couldn't see.

Wooden stakes. I didn't think it was that kinda party.

I'm serious!

Why would vampire hunters be here, ladling punch?

What if it's not punch?

What if it's blood?

You're right! It is blood. Really?

No! Hi, kids.

I'd like to check my poncho.

Poncho? It's not raining.

Well, I couldn't tell when I left the house.

My place gets so little natural light,

it's like a dark box that I sleep in.

This is what I was afraid of. They're after Mr. Draco.

If he's really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill him.

But if he's not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill him.