Guinea Pig: Making of 'Devil Woman Doctor'

What do you think? This should be attached here or just leave it for now?

This fork is stuck into the hand first.

In that case, it must be coming from this way.

I don't understand...

What do you want me to do? Can I scream while placing my hand on the table?

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

Doctor, help me!

Hold on!

Help! Doctor, help me! -Almost there!

Finally it's calming down.

But if the stuff, the anesthesia, runs out.

You're right. If we leave it like this...

What's going to happen? -One half of your body and face

may be invaded by the other personality. -Impossible...

If so, original personality could be engulfed by the other one.

Doctor! Please do something ! -All right. Let's cut your body in half.

No, no way! -What else can I do?

Oops! Smells bad !

You don't have a cooler box?

Hey, don't laugh. -Please laugh and react naturally.

There's no need to be quiet. Say something like "Wow!", "Great!" or "Fantastic!"

We're just doing a quick-and-dirty job, you know.

Ok, that's it. -Good job!

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

Ok! Cut!

Don't take a shot of my face.

Ok. Action! -Push the gut into the fire screen

for a minute, it will fall off the fence naturally.

Get ready, please.

Stick out your hand only. Ok, that's it.

Ok, let's start!

O screamed really loud. It's so stinky!

Tell me when you're ready.

When the gut comes, hold this bin

The gut will be thrown in this direction. Catch it like this.

What happens if the gut hits me in the face?

I feel miserable. Is this what I've done for today? I don't know what I'm doing...

This is really heavy!

I didn't know this stuff was so heavy.

I will show you how to play real action. Are you ready? Wham ! Thank you.

I got the message. Go ahead.

Did you get the shot?

Can you sing the song for me?

From the shade of the forest by the shore of the lake,

the whisper of the cuckoo wakes me. Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!

Are you No. 19?

Get a pair of pajamas for No. 19.

The director seems to have forgotten about us.

Where is he now? What's he doing?

Wandering around and getting drunk on Golden Street in Shinjuku.

Probably gone home. Taking a bath...

He'll be thinking evil thoughts about horror movie fans...

We'd prefer doing something a little more cheerful.

A story about talking shit...

But is it horror? Talking shit? -It's just bad taste.

The director didn't look too confident on his movie. You remember how he shouted?

I remember. Seemed he was cheering himself by shouting at the top of his voice.

You know what? Before starting the shoot, he asked a TV guy what he should shout

before shooting, "action!" or "cut!". I bet he's still trying to work out

which word he should use. -He is still not sure.

He said there's no need to look good. -We should talk about this.

Everybody calling him "Director". -Oh, yah.

Probably, they were teasing him. -You may be right.

I am Kim-kun. -I am Mitsuru. Do I have to say something?

Are we being filmed? -No, surely!

Yes, you are! -You are on camera ! -No? Really?

Yes, you must do something. You're filmed. -Hi! How are you?

This head is for the grandmother. At the moment, it's made only of latex,

but we'll use foam rubber and put wax underneath for the shoot.

Shooting a making version? Thank you for your hard work. For 2 hours!

Here, hold this part.

I'll tell you the proper way to hold it later.

I need a pair of suspenders... -Why don't I put on the shirt first?

I'll get some gum tape and you wear this one, ok?

Where is a street-gang type shirt? Yah, leave it around here.

When you talk to people, be more polite.

Change your position. Sit with a straight back.

Is it twisted to this side? -I can't reach...

Put your hand in more. -Any room for moving my shoulder?

Yes, there is.

I'd like to change my position little bit to this side.

Let's turn and shout, "Now the shooting starts! For Peter's horror video!

Everybody come to see us!" All together, start! Hi everybody! The shooting starts!

Please come to see us! Everybody, gather around !

We are starting to shoot Peter's video! Please come and see it!

We should ask Koji to conduct us. Only Koji can handle this kind of situation.

He left the gangster group and now everybody loves him.

Ok, action!

Gee, I made a mistake!

Getting exited.

I'm out of touch...

Once more. -Put it down here!

Is anybody down there?

Take a shot, quick!

He! Can you see?

After introducing the doctor, take this...

Are you taking a shot of the doctor?

No, not now. When you're in the doctor costume, then we'll shoot.

Do you have a mop?

Are you tired?

Here you go!

Well, time to work again.

Wait, Eve. Hey, Eve!

Ok!

Where is my position? -Please, sit down here.

You're on the bench and Eve is coming. -Sorry. Did you wait?

May I have your autograph? Please?

Oh, I'm happy. Thank you.

It's so scary. What would you do if your wife were like this?

I'd run away. -I'm sure you would.

What do you think? -That's enough!

I'm not the type of person to dress-up.

Don't worry about what people think.

It's my fault. I didn't want you to have a hard time,

so I put on too much Eau de Cologne.

I know I shouldn't laugh right now. -You shouldn't.

Be patient till we finish scene.

Apply much more zombielike make-up from this scene.

You have a special talent. -You think so?

Ok!

What's the material? -This is made of latex. Gum.

Cannibalism.

A love-make-up artist. -It's not true.

Doesn't this come off? -Don't worry.

I believe you.

How many zombies did you make up so far?

Zombies... I never counted... -Including dead ones, you know?

It would be quicker to count living ones.

In what kind of situation does a human turn into this?

What's this? Did you make this one. Chief? -Yes, I did. -Really good.

You look awfully itchy. -Scratching your ass?

I was really impressed by "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "Stars Wars".

You're repeating yourself. -I talk before I think.

Let me see? Is this fixed? -No, not yet.

Move your fingers a little, please.

Just let it go. When you pull this finger, this part comes out.

Can you lift up your hand, please.

Is everybody ready? -Ok. This is a take. Get ready. Action!

Hook your little finger with mine!

Oops, it comes off!

Ok.

Hey, mister!

Hey, it's me!

He has fallen asleep.