Phineas and Ferb

Mom...!

Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Hey, Ferb, what'cha wanna do today?

Oops.

It's way to nice out to be lying down.

At least, in here it is.

Come in!

Hey, Phineas.

What'cha doin'?

Oh, what's the matter?

We were going to go for our Desert Trekking patch today, but now it's raining.

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

You see, I know Jeremy likes me, but I don't know why he likes me.

And if I find out what it is that he likes about me, I can make sure I don't change that about myself.

Because what if I stop doing whatever that he likes?

And then he stops liking me because I'm not doing it anymore.

Well, maybe he just likes hearing you talk.

Huh?

Hey, where's Perry?

It's not like Agent P to miss–

Whoop!

Carl, play that back!

Right away, sir!

Look sir, it's even funnier this way!

Stop it, stop it.

My cheeks hurt.

Oh.

Um...

Grow up, Carl!

Anyhow, as you probably noticed there's been an unusual amount of rain in the Tri-State Area.

Call us crazy, but we're thinking,

Doofenshmirtz!

Investigate, and stop him at all costs.

Well, maybe at a reasonable cost.

We

I mean, we don't wanna blow the whole budget on this one scheme, do we?

Run it again, sir?

I'll get the popcorn!

Wow, that was fast!

Well, nobody likes working in the rain.

Let's get dry, ladies!

This biosphere can simulate almost any environment.

Can we cook or can't we?

You guys are the greatest!

Okay, according to the Fireside Girl handbook, we can find water in cacti.

Now, don't make it too easy!

Hi, Candace.

What do you say to a little picnic?

You know, indoors.

Neat!

We can't let a little rain put a damper on our–

Wow!

I guess your brothers have been busy, huh?

Oh, we should have our picnic in there!

Um, um...

E-Excuse me!

Urge to bust so strong, but I need time with Jeremy to find out why he likes me!

Gotta resist urge to bust!

Must not spoil quality time with boyfriend!

Uh, picnic in the dangerous, unauthorized, and highly bust-worthy biosphere?

Sounds great!

So, we've gotten water from a cactus, witnessed a mirage, and learned the difference between sunstroke and heatstroke.

Thanks for that, Adyson.

Hey...

The salamanders quit singing...

Now, we just need to either collect a sand sample, measure the temperature, or milk a camel.

You guys!

Wow, I set up this whole thing with lasers and flypaper, falling cages, spinning platforms, on the way to a trapdoor...

And you just come and slip on a chair, and waste a day's worth of work.

Eh.

But, it's gonna look great on the Christmas party gag reel!

'Course, it'll just be me at the party, uh...

Yeah.

I need a laugh at the holidays.

Anyway, gotcha!

Go ahead.

Try to climb out of it.

It's greased!

So, now that you're all comfy cozy, I can introduce you to my Rain-inator!

I've been using it to pour millions of gallons of water into these clouds, causing it to rain all over the Tri-State Area!

I can't believe nobody's noticed it.

It's kind of obvious.

Yay!

We made it across the desert!

Say, Phineas, I don't suppose you could help us out with our Rainforest Navigation patch?

No problem, ladies.

Ferb?

Well, this sure beats all that rain.

Not too hot, are you?

No!

No, not at all!

I mean, isn't that what you said you liked about me?

That I don't overheat ?

No.

The thing I really like about you is–

Wow, this is incredible!

Um...

Uh, what was that you were saying?

I said, " this is incredible! "

No, before that.

I said...

" Wow! "

Ugh!

Pardon.

Sure.

Hmm...

Hey, I think I found a new species of–

Here, Adyson!

Catch this!

Swift Water Rescue patch!

Bonus!

Candace!

Yes?

Check it out.

This umbrella makes a sweet raft.

You wanna flow down the river with me?

Busting.

Boyfriend.

Busting.

Boyfriend.

Busting?

Boyfriend!

Coming!

So, I bet you're wondering why did I cause all this rain.

You see, while perusing local garage sales, I came upon a big screen TV from 1985.

But when I went to turn it on, it was stuck on the Spanish channel!

All it played was crazy variety shows and Mexican soap operas.

I really got hooked on one of them, though.

El Matador de Amor.

It has three simultaneous story lines that interconnect.

Genius!

Anyway, the last episode was a cliffhanger,

in which Esmerelda is going to find out why Juan loves her.

At least, I think that's what's going to happen.

But, the show got preempted by a soccer game!

Oh, I hate soccer!

It makes no sense whatsoever!

The clock runs up instead of counting down, what is that?!

So, with the help of my Rain-inator, I-I rained the game out.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

¡La Esponja Milagroso!

Absorbes...

In 10 minutes, the show is gonna start, and with you trapped and the Rain-inator at work, nothing will interrupt me!

Hey, less pounding back there, okay?

I mean, you're lucky I sprang for the clear tube, this way, you can watch too!

I mean, it's like your hair was genetically engineered to ensnare those giant fruit bats.

And you like that about me?

It's certainly interesting, but...

It's not what I like about you.

Ooh, what then?

Well, let me put it in a song.

So...

You were saying?

Oh, yeah.

Not again!

Hey, guys!

Uh-oh, here comes the fun part!

Fun part?!

Seriously?!

Jungle Navigation patch, complete!

Anybody up for a little rock-climbing?

Behold, Mount Ferbius!

Sorry, Adyson.

The salamanders are back...

Who wants a Concussion First Aid patch?

Incoming!

Ooh!

Hey, look, Candace.

I'm making snow angels.

I'm wet and I'm freezing cold.

Ah, it's not so bad.

I mean, we're together, aren't we?

Well, yeah...

Whoops!

And being together like this makes me realize what I like about you.