Hit the Spot (Fanta G Spot / Panta G Seupat / 판타G스팟)

The time has come again.

The week in hell created by the maker himself.

PURE LINE SUPER WINGS

Out of all OECD countries, Korea's sanitary pads are the priciest.

Pads are way too expensive,

but when not changed often,

they become the source of odor and yeast infections.

There are a few things I cope with during this time of the month.

One of them...

is my uncontrollable sweet tooth.

- Yes? - Is it that time of the month?

Yes.

MENSTRUAL PAIN RELIEF

Thank you so much.

What's worse is that

I'm forced to live through this once a month.

HIT THE SPOT

EPISODE 3. THE MONSTROUS RUSH OF HORMONES

"Welcome back, zits. It's that time of the month again."

"Swollen gums that hurt when brushing teeth

is also a symptom of PMS."

"Being cranky while on my period

helped me successfully negotiate my salary."

"Someone I dislike bumped into me, and I screamed."

"My period hits me like a natural disaster.

Why does every month have to be so hellish?"

"If we bled through our mouths, we'd get off work early. What a shame."

On days like this, I hate my uterus.

You'd get rid of it if you could.

Your appetite increases, and you're horny all the time.

Zits, mood swings, and fatigue.

A week in hell courtesy of the maker.

Today, we dive into all the symptoms of our periods.

Many have written to us today.

"Last month, I had indigestion after binge eating.

This month, my stomach is on a hunger strike.

Every month, I experience another annoying symptom."

I crave carbs and chocolate,

so I always gain at least a kilo afterward.

What annoys me the most is that there's never a fixed date.

It's like the uterus is playing games with us.

It never comes when you're prepared, but always when you least expect it.

- I mean, seriously. - Same here.

"My breasts start hurting three days before my period,

and the pain gets worse the day before. It's killing me right now."

The slightest touch could be painful.

Even putting on a bra can be a challenge.

I can relate to every single one of you.

Here's someone with a unique PMS symptom.

Let's read it together.

"My PMS begins a week before my period.

It starts with feeling under the weather,

and then the monster inside me shows itself.

That monster is...

my hormones.

Please sit.

My damn uncontrollable hormones.

They make my heart skip a beat over nothing.

During this time, I get bloated and easily fatigued.

They say baths can be soothing.

Maybe it's because of the bubbles caressing my body...

but that's when my hormones start to act up.

Today, I choose this guy.

Please sit.

I dream about him with every fiber in my body.

Sometimes, romantically.

Sometimes, provocatively.

I'm free to imagine him however I want.

When my sex drive takes over, it's as if I've become a different person.

Is this normal?"

Of course, it's normal.

It's your hormones that make you horny during that time of the month.

After ovulation,

a hormone known as oxytocin is released and stimulates your sex drive.

So our hormones were to blame.

But it's not that we actually want sex.

What we actually crave is to be touched.

- Crazy, right? - Right.

Rather than wanting sex, it's more like...

How should I put it?

You crave physical contact such as patting, caressing, and hugging.

You want to be patted? What are you, a puppy?

Jeez.

Anyway, being horny on your period

doesn't necessarily mean you want sex.

When it comes to sex,

both parties should consent on when and how they want it.

Yes. Take notes and underline.

Good luck to everyone who is struggling with their hormones.

WHAT A FUN EPISODE

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE

These are so pretty.

Isn't this cute?

- Can I take a look at-- - Hey.

You got something similar last time.

- Did I? - Yes.

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.

May I take a closer look at this?

Of course.

Hey, aren't you going to end it with Hyun-woo?

Why are you getting him a gift?

It's our fifth anniversary this week.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

I've been thinking,

and it seems like we've gotten too used to each other.

It's why we lost sight of how much we mean to one another.

What a load of crap.

That's how it is when you're no longer in love.

A comfortable relationship is based on love too.

Not all relationships have to be stimulating and passionate.

You talk as if you guys are an old couple.

I bet you didn't know

that he still carries the cheap wallet

I got him five years ago for his birthday.

That was expensive for you back then.

You didn't have a stable job.

Exactly.

It's why he really appreciated the gift.

That's what he still carries, which proves what kind of guy he is.

This is cute. Can I--

Hey.

You already own something similar.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

Your impulse buying tells me your period is about to start.

Damn it. Are you rubbing off on me?

You'll regret it later when your credit card bill comes,

so just stop.

I'll take this.

- Sure thing. - Thanks.

Hey.

Did the Big O pay a visit?

- The Big O? - Yes.

So that's how it's done.

Awesome. What did I say about toys never disappointing you?

Tomorrow, you'll finally...

- Aren't you on your period? - Yes.

But you booked a hotel room for your anniversary.

What a bummer.

There'll be other days.

Hey.

I've waited five years. Another week won't kill me.

You seem busy.

Hey.

Check this out.

PERFECT SEX PARTNER REQUIREMENTS

I'm going to send this to guys I match with.

MUST GET A BRAZILIAN WAX REGULARLY

Great idea, right?

RECENT STD AND AIDS TEST RESULTS CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK

You know what?

You're so simple in some ways

but also picky.

I don't ask for much.

All I ask for is for their nether regions to be clean and tidy.

COPY

CHATTING WITH KEVIN

PASTE

PERFECT SEX PARTNER REQUIREMENTS

Why are you obsessed with men getting waxed?

Haven't you had pubic hair get stuck in your teeth

while having oral sex?

- You're right. - See?

I've lost my appetite. Let's stop eating.

As if there's anything left to eat.

Talking about body hair reminds me of that jerk.

Some bastard broke my side-view mirror and drove off.

Just thinking about it makes me angry again.

I'm just glad you didn't get hurt.

His hair was a mess,

and he had the scruffiest beard.

Isn't that a hit-and-run?

Did you get his number?

Don't get me started.

He wrote his number on a copy of his criminal background check.

Unbelievable.

Do you think he could be the nice and neat Mr. Right

you've been searching for?

Just shut up, go home, and give yourself a stomach massage.

Be careful, though. There are lots of weirdos out there.

I need to get going.

- Bye. - See you.

Can you send me the insurance papers?

I'll take care of it right away.

MR. HIT-AND-RUN

Right away? It's already been three days!

Does this jerk have no sense of time?

CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK

Here you go.

Do you really need my STD test results

and a copy of my criminal background check?

I didn't bring the documents.

COPY

I have everything prepared and ready to submit.

PASTE

MR. HIT-AND-RUN

PERFECT SEX PARTNER REQUIREMENTS

No, not that one!

Have I lost my mind?

Why did I send that?