Ben and Kate

Maddie, you got to drink your milk.

I don't want to. Don't you want a milk mustache?

I'm a girl... why would I want a mustache?

Okay.

I see you brought your A-game.

I'm gonna level with you, okay?

I don't like milk, either.

There's, like, that thickness to it, it's kind of gross.

You may have heard the word "viscosity"?

No? What do they even teach you in school?

Okay. You know what I hate more than milk?

Osteoporosis, the silent killer.

In women more than... men

Tag me in. Tag me in. Ben, I got it. I can do this.

You're doing a horrible job. Tag me in.

I'll give you five dollars...

Tag me in.

You ready

to drink some milk?

Oh...!

I didn't make the rules

to milk-pong, dude.

I'm sorry, you got to pound.

You got to chug that thing, pledge.

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug...

Uh, I don't...

Chug, chug...

This was your idea,

so I'm pretty sure you should drink it.

I don't think they're down here.

Keep feeling around, okay?

God gave you small hands for a reason.

Hey, what's up, y'all?

I did it.

You start this morning.

Yes! Dude, this is gonna change everything!

What are you talking about?

I got your Uncle Ben a job at my country club.

No, not just a job... this could be the opportunity of a lifetime.

You see, business deals

aren't made in the boardroom, okay?

They're made on the tennis court,

they're made on the golf course, they're made

on the helipad, you know, when you're waiting

to get on the copter and fly to Austin for a barbecue.

And that is why I asked Tommy

to hook me up with this job.

Okay? So that I could sell the power elite

my start-up ideas.

Like Rail Mall.

Sky Mall catalogue for trains,

your time has come.

Ah! Look at this.

My keys were in the pocket the whole time.

Sorry, dude. It's okay.

So, what am I gonna be doing?

No, wait, don't tell me. General manager?

Vice president? Vice president of general managers?

Snack cart driver? Yeah.

Whatever. I can work with this, you know?

I mean, this is how legends were made.

You take this lemonade

and turn it into lemonade. Exactly.

Hey, Tommy. Hi, Mr. Carlson.

You the new snack girl?

Here's your visor.

And here's your backpack.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call this a backpack.

You know? It's more like a...

scrotal kind of carry-all.

Yo, come get some drinks! Yeah.

I actually love this visor. It's sending

a message... that a man can do

any job that a woman can do. Yeah.

Plus, it kind of feels like I'm supporting breast cancer.

Whatever. Still killing it.

Yeah. What's up, bros!

Need some change?!

Boom. Got it. Bam!

Wish me luck. Hey,

you don't need luck.

You need to go forward, though.

I think I'm in neutral. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, that's the horn.

Sorry, guys! Take a Mulligan.

Got it!

O-Okay!

Will is so cute.

Isn't he? He keeps

making up his own text acronyms.

You know, like BRB?

LOL? You know... Okay, so this one is, like,

KYITM.

What does that mean?

Killing You If...

You Don't Stop Talking About Your Boyfriend?

No, too many words. Come on!

I found the perfect guy; Just be happy for me.

I am trying, Kate,

but you don't pay attention to me anymore.

It's, like, all of a sudden

I'm not the most important person in your life,

apart from... what's her socks?

Maddie?

Yes, Maddie. I know its name.

Did you figure it out? No.

KYITM... Kissing You In Two Minutes.

Oh...

What are we doing tonight?

My band is playing.

You're in a band? Yeah.

Oh, my God! How exciting.

"Rock out to the sweet Southern sounds

of the greatest cover band of all time, ZZ Scott."

It's a ZZ Top cover band.

We practice at my buddy Scott's house,

hence the name ZZ Scott.

Yeah, he's a bit of a narcissist.

I'd love it if you could come. Of course. I'll be there.

Awesome. I'm gonna go pick up my daughter.

My ex-wife is at her women's support group

at the community center. I swear, they meet, like,

15 times a day.

Bye.

See you, Beej. Bye.

I'm so excited... it's really cool that you're in a band.

This is a complete disaster.

Break up with him immediately. This always happens to me.

I meet the perfect guy, and then there's always just one little thing that...

So, the priest says to the bartender...

The priest is blind.

I left that part out, but blind is important.

Wait, not a bartender, it's a waiter.

The joke's funnier

if it's a waiter.

Geez!

Oh! I hate this game! I hate this ball!

I hate this bat!

This game is for... losers! Oh!

...ruins it.

I knew he was too good to be true.

This is gonna be awful. And what if his crazy ex-wife is...

Nicole is not crazy. They actually...

they have a good relationship.

That's even worse, Kate.

It means she's still obsessed with him.

She goes to support groups.

Huge red flag. I'm on it.

Don't be on it. Get off it. Got it.

I'm on it. Get off it right now. No, no, get off.

You get off. I'm not on it. Get off it.

You wouldn't happen to be Nicole, would you?

No. And you wouldn't happen to know Nicole?

Right. Okay, well, can you find her

and tell her that her ex-husband is playing a show tonight

and his new girlfriend is gonna be there, so if she wants to show up,

it's 8:00 p.m. Oh. A new face!

I love a new face! Hello!

Welcome to our little support group. Hi.

I'm Nan. Come, sit.

I just was getting some coffee,

because I'm homeless.

And I'm actually really late for an appointment, so...

Humor is a wonderful coping mechanism.

Right. Yeah. Come on, come on, you're among sisters.

Oh, yes. You know, the first step to feeling whole again

Yeah. Okay. Is to share, and I promise

you will have our full attention.

All right,

yeah, I am actually going through a bit of a rough patch

in my relationship with someone right now.

It's been tough. Um...

we just don't communicate like we used to.

Okay, and what is your ex-husband's name?

Kate. Yeah.

It's a woman. So what?

You know, heartbreak knows no gender.

This one knows what I'm talking about.

Oh, no, I was married to a man.

What's the name of his new husband?

'Cause she's got short hair.

It's all right, it's just a joke.

Could you just, could you get me some coffee?

Oh, yeah.

Thank you. Yeah. And maybe

just a little bit of milk would be lovely.

Sure. Not creamer.

Okay. I don't like that.

Half-and-Half

would be fine.

Okay. But I prefer two-percent.

Just, you can go and get it.

You're up and down.

She's so annoying. Um...

Here you go. That'll be two bucks for the lemonade.

And what you're about to hear next, my friend, is free.

Just imagine you're on a train.

4:15 Blue Comet to Del Mar.

On your way to see your kid.