Eighth Grade

Hey, guys! Uh, it's Kayla. Back with another video.

Okay, um, so first thing's first is, um...

I haven't been getting, like, a lot of views

or whatever on my videos,

so if you guys could share,

like with your friends and stuff,

I would really, really appreciate it.

Uh, okay, so the topic of

today's video is "being yourself,"

and it's like, you know,

well, aren't I always being myself?

And like, yeah. For sure.

Um, but, uh...

Sorry, I... I'm reading these off paper.

Um, okay...

But it's like, being yourself is, like,

not changing yourself to impress someone else.

You know, because, like, um,

like, uh, you could be

the most popular kid at school or, like,

you know, like, um, have, like,

the hottest boyfriend or whatever, um,

but, like, what's the point if you're not being yourself?

And it's like

being yourself can be hard.

And, like, the hard part about being yourself

is that it's not always easy

because, you know, like, people can, like, um,

like, make fun of you, or something dumb.

Because, like, people suck and evil people exist.

Um, but you just got to ignore them

and, like, not care what they're saying.

Um...

And...

Like, for instance, like...

You know, a lot of people, like, call me quiet or shy

or whatever, um,

but I'm not quiet, like,

I... You know, I don't talk a lot at school, but, um,

I just... It's not like I'm scared to not talk,

I just don't want to.

But if, like, people actually, you know, like, be my friend,

like, you know, talk to me and stuff,

they'd find out that I'm, like,

really funny and cool and talkative.

And, yeah, I'm just...

I'm not, like, quiet.

I just choose not to talk a lot at school,

like other people, you know?

Um...

Okay, so, yeah, uh...

I hope that, basically, you know, like, be yourself

and don't care about, like, whatever...

What other people think about you.

And just, like, you know, ignore them

if they're being mean to you about it.

And everything will work out if you're just being yourself.

Uh, okay. Thank you, guys, for watching this video.

I hope some of you guys found it helpful.

And make sure to subscribe to my channel. Bleh.

Um, and, yeah. Thank you for watching.

Gucci.

Hey, guys, welcome back to my channel.

Today I'm giving a tutorial on my "going out" look.

So, this is kind of

my standard look that I always do.

So, if you want to see what I do, then just keep watching.

Over the course of these next 30 minutes,

we will begin to explore

and understand these changing bodies of yours.

It's gonna be lit.

Chapter One. The Hair Down There.

Pubic hair

or pubes...

...are heavier, longer, more coarse hairs

that develop during puberty.

Tristan, are you masturbating?

I wasn't masturbating!

Guys, stop being weird. Stop being weird. Stop being weird.

Hey. Settle down.

Eight graders, next week is your last week

here at Miles Grove Middle School...

- LeBron James. - Yes. Yeah.

But we also have

a lot of important work in front of us.

And some fun work in front of us.

And we also have your sixth-grade time capsules.

Remember when you made those shoeboxes

the first week of sixth grade?

Remember how we said it would be a gift to your future you

when you finally made it

here at Miles Grove Middle School?

Well, you have made it.

So, pick those up in the lobby after this assembly's over.

Now I'm going to hand things over to Mrs. Rosh,

who will read out the results

of the eighth-grade superlatives.

Mrs. Rosh?

Are you my mom?

Good afternoon.

Class superlatives,

as voted by you, the students.

Most athletic,

Wyatt Conville and Dawn Ringelheim.

Class Clowns,

Jed Goodwin and Missy Vitale.

Most Talkative,

Pat Druschel and Jackie Stasiak.

Most Quiet,

Andrew Fields

and Kayla Day.

Okay...

Best Eyes...

Okay. Congratulations superlative winners.

So, after you get your photos taken,

I want you to report to fifth-period class.

Now, let's see,

we'll start with Mr. and Mrs. Best Eyes,

Aiden Wilson-Carter and Kennedy Graves!

Good job.

Aiden.

Aiden!

Good job.

Hey, yellow shirt!

Hi!

Come here.

Hi. Yes, you, come here.

Hi. You're Mark's girl, right?

- Yeah. - Oh.

Your dad was such a huge help with the spring fundraiser.

Thank him again for me, will you?

- I will. - What's your name again?

- Kayla. - Right, Kayla.

Hey, so we just opened our pool...

- Mom! - Shush!

We just opened our pool, and we are going to have

our first big summer pool party

tomorrow to celebrate Kennedy's birthday.

It's gonna be so much fun,

- right, Kennedy? - Yep.

Oh, you should come. It's gonna be a blast.

Kennedy will invite you on Facebook.

- Right, Kennedy? - No one uses Facebook anymore.

Anyway, do you think you can come, or...

Oh, I mean, uh... Maybe.

I'll try, but, you know, probably not.

Oh, no, no. You should come. It's gonna be a blast.

But don't forget to thank your dad for me, okay?

- Yeah. Yeah. - So, you're gonna...

We'll see you tomorrow maybe, or...

Um, yeah. Yeah, I'll try, you know...

I mean, I'd like to. I just don't know if I can.

Oh, no, no, you'll be there. Okay, see you tomorrow.

- Say goodbye, Kennedy. - Bye.

Bye.

Kayla.

- Kayla! - What?

- Food's getting cold. - I like it cold.

One more week of eighth grade, huh?

Huh?

I said one more week of eighth grade, right?

Yeah.

- That's crazy. - Yeah. Huh.

I can't believe you're gonna be in high school.

- Mmm-hmm. - How did that happen?

I don't know.

You excited?

Yes.

Yes. Yes, I'm very excited.

I'm so excited.

Hey, I got an email from Mrs. Graves.

Huh?

I got an email from Mrs. Graves

that said you're going to go to

Kennedy's birthday thing tomorrow?

No.

- Really? - Yeah, no.

- It sounded kinda fun. - Kennedy doesn't like me.

- That can't be true. - Cool.

Sometimes kids act like they don't like you,

but it's really just 'cause they got their own stuff

going on, and they don't...

Kayla.

Kayla...

Are you kidding me right now?

- I'm just being funny. - Dad, no! It's not funny!

You're the only one that thinks it's funny!

You don't think I'm funny?

Dad!

Dad, it's a Friday.

You said I could do whatever I want on Fridays.

- And right now... - Okay,

you're right. Okay, I did.

All right. Can I say one thing, though?

Then you can go back to your phone, I'll leave you alone.

- I just want to say one thing. - Fine!

Okay, but you have to let me finish saying it.

Yeah, I will. I'm not even...

You can't get angry before I finish saying it,

otherwise you won't listen.