Moron 5 and the Crying Lady

In life, it is indeed true when a proverb says...

"Birds of the same feather flock together".

Tell me who your friends are?

And I will tell you who you are.

Can you do that?

I think I can’t.

It’s too complicated for me.

I’m competitive...

I don’t want to lose.

Can you do it?

Let’s try.

That’s hard.

What are we going to play?

Because friendship...

is like a magnet.

Whoever’s like your kind...

they will stick on you.

Why are you passing through this way?

This is upward.

We’re going down.

Those who are beautiful...

are for those equally beautiful.

Those who are ugly are for those equally ugly.

Those who are genius are for the genius.

Slow learners match those who are slow.

- Looks like they're gay. - Looks like.

Because they’ll understand each othen

Papsy.

Why are they laughing?

Do you understand?

Nope but the fish crackers are good.

You might think these 5 are crazy?

They’re not.

There’s a reason behind this.

Was the famous I shall return...

of the legendary, General Douglas McArthur.

Albert stand up.

How did General Douglas McArthur died?

He was rip.

- He said rip. - Quite. Quite!

Albert what do you mean with “rip"?

My nanny told me...

it is written in Douglas McArthur’s tombstone.

R—I-P. Rip.

Isaac stand-up.

How did General Douglas McArthur died?

It’s always me.

I don’t have anything to do with that.

I don’t even know that McArthur.

Even if you bring me to court...

I didn’t kill him.

Use the Filipino word “kampante” (comfort) in a exclamatory Filipino sentence.

Say it!

Ma’am maganda po kayo .

Thank you.

Pero wala kampante

I caught Mozart holding this paper.

- What’s written on the paper? - Prayer Sir.

That god would help me to answer the test.

Prayen‘ul kid.

Look at this.

Prayer with ABC.

I told you.

Copy of answers.

Thank you god.

You answered my paper.

What was that?

What are you, son?

I’ve been taking you wherever I’m selling since you were small.

And you don’t even know how to give change.

It’s so hard, dad.

He gave me 10 pesos only.

How much is our barbecue?

Ten pesos.

How much is the change then?

It’s so hard, dad.

My head is aching.

Give me paracetamol.

When god spread some brain...

why were the two of you sleeping?

Anyways, Albert, I’ll do your assignments and projects.

Then for your exam on Wednesday...

I’ll teach you all the answers.

Thank you Pamintuan.

You’re my angel.

What will I do without you?

Oh, that’s nothing.

Anything for you.

The group of moron is here.

Hey you!

Don't you dare call us group.

Albert let’s go now.

This is riot.

Please.

Moron! Moron! Moron! Moron!

Hey, you’re going too far.

You deserve to get beaten up.

Fight!

Pamintuan sorry.

Pamintuan sorry. Sorry I didn’t mean it.

Pamintuan sorry.

You go ahead.

You first.

Find your height.

I should be the last. I didn’t fight anyway.

I should be the last.

Co’z I’m the fattest.

What does it have something to do with our line here.

In a barbecue, you haven't seen the fat part on the first line.

Hey, Pamintuan are you okay.

Do you think I’m okay?

What if I prick your eye with a barbecue stick?

You think you’ll be okay?

The five of you should remember this.

Beginning today...

I don’t want to see your faces ever.

Especially you Albert.

We’re through.

Huh!

Yes.

So kiss me.

But don’t you dare fall in love with me.

Don't worry Pamintuan...

you won’t see me anymore.

Huh!

You’re leaving?

You’ll transfer to another school?

No.

You’ll get blind, right?

So you won’t see me anymore.

I hate you.

I hate you!

The five of you, get inside.

Please...

don’t ever come back.

I lost my hair because of you!

Sir, have you ever had hair?

Sure.

I can’t let my constituents down.

I will pull the rope in our flag ceremony.

Be, you’re out of town again.

You knew that when you married me.

I’m the mother of Ilocos.

I love my fellowmen.

As I love my family.

Yaya give Yan-yan and Christy their milk.

Yes ma’am. Done already.

Are you sure?

Not just one but two glasses today.

Whatever. I added some herbal.

Thank you so much.

Ma, wait.

About my principal. That should have been last week.

Albert my dear son.

You’re not so lucky today.

Mommy has meeting.

Daddy Duds will help you out.

What’s that?

Yes.

I have a game with the doctor.

I’m sorry my son, can we do it next week.

Your principal wouldn’t go anywhere.

Hold it.

The two of you are always busy. Busy! Busy!

I’ll pretend as the pretty grandma.

Thank you so much yaya.

I will never forget this.

What do you know, maybe next year, I’ll give a salary increase.

- Is it true this time? - Thank you.

Bye yaya, bye my dear son, bye Duds, bye house.

Bye and bye I'll come back.

Driver where are you?

From grade one, I was accelerated to grade 5.

We’re goin up the stage again.

0h, all of them got their intelligence from me.

Alright, you got it.

Ma, Dad.

You’re there already.

Dine with us.

Co’z if you won’t catch the food.

No more eating.

No blaming.

Yes.

And when you’re hungry...

it’s hard to study and sleep...

so you'll go sleepless.

Sit down.

It’s okay John Knight.

Dad I have something to tell you.

Let me guess brother.

You failed again.

And you’ll take up high school again.

Is this true?

What else is new?

Eight years in elementary.

Eight years in high school.

That’s why I don't have vices anymore.

I’m spending all my money on you.

Hold it dad, let me correct you out on that one.

For the first time.