Aussie Rangers

Ah... ah... Good morning, ladies and germs.

Welcome to the Black Stump National Park.

Our head ranger will be with you very soon.

Ta-da!

Absolutely not.

Oh! Regina.

But we agreed that I was going to present

my virtual reality tours idea.

Well, I've changed my mind.

You look like Optimus Prime's much less attractive twin.

The decision's been made. Do the... thing.

Who's ready to meet the amazing discoverer of the quokkacoot...

..Wally Wilson!

Yeah, thanks, Francis.

So, who wants to hear the story of how I, Wally Wilson...

..rediscovered

the once-thought-to-be-extinct quokkacoot?

My mum thinks that you're crazy and never discovered the quokkacoot.

Well, know what, Jazzy?

Your mum drinks Johnnie Walker like it's orange juice, so...

So there I was, right on the coot's tail.

It spun around, took one look at me, shat itself...

..and ran off.

This is just anecdotal evidence.

You've got no real proof.

OK. Alright.

I might not have a "live" quokkacoot,

but the next one won't get away because of this!

Francis!

That's a real-life quokkacoot trap here, folks.

Um...

What is Carol-ella de Vil doing here?

I don't know, Wal. It's not my woman.

Don't worry.

The teeth are blunt.

We want to catch coots, not kill them.

It's perfectly safe.

Huh! (MUTTERS)

It's all part of the act. Huh... heh...

Get it off. Get it off now.

That coot will be the death of you, Wally.

What do you want, Carol?

Well, I was intending on keeping this hush-hush

to save what shred of dignity you have left.

Wally's got plenty of dignity.

Just last week he ate four expired Cherry Ripes and didn't even yak.

It was more like five. Yeah.

Black Stump is in a shambles.

I'm sure you got the plenty of letters I've sent you, Wally.

No, not a single one.

Oh!

"Attendance is down...

"Profit, non-existent.

'Admittedly, though, you do lead the state in one area -

"workplace accidents."

Give me one example.

That's just giant rats chewing through the electrics.

"Considering Black Stump was established

"to locate the quokkacoot,

"the lack of quokkacoots is concerning.

"On the 27th of March,

"the Parks Department will conduct a formal assessment

"to decide whether Black Stump requires new management."

That's this Friday!

That's right.

This Friday, Black Stump management will be handed over to me,