Metrosexual (แก๊งชะนีกับอีแอบ)

Please give a big hand to our ten finalists

competing to become the Gift for Him ambassador.

The winner will hold his crown and title for one year,

and will spread the word about Gift for Him products

to our male customers.

Please give a big hand to all of the contestants!

Come and take a look at the first round.

Our judges will deliberate and deliver their decision very soon.

With all these handsome faces,

I'm sure the decision won't be an easy one.

From Madame Figaro magazine.

-This is your press kit. -Thank you.

From Maxim.

Oh, my god, did you see what she was wearing?

From Lady of the House.

Pardon?

I'm from Lady of the House magazine.

Sign here, please.

Thank you.

Miss Pom!

Miss Lady of the House!

Miss Lady of the House!

-Miss Lady of the House! -Yes, you Afro brat!

I'm right here. There's no need to shout.

And you've only got one camera.

Did you come here just to freeload or what?

-Look at you. -Hurry up.

Put that down. Let's get to work.

Let us welcome the next set of contestants.

In this round...

-Excuse me. -...we will have the contestants

show off their bodies for you all.

Hi. Excuse me.

-Take a look at them. -Aof.

Will they be disqualified if they wear their jeans

above their belly buttons?

I think it's super cool, though.

Or do you prefer them wearing your grandfather's pants?

That guy with the wet look

should be in the Miss Teen Thailand contest.

Look at those red lips.

-Look! -What is it?

Don't you fancy the Korean look?

Hey, Aof. Look over there.

It's Maprang and Dr. Adisorn.

Get a shot of them together for the society page.

Make sure his purple necktie is seen in the picture.

That's old news, sis.

Didn't you see it?

I already did that ages ago.

Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.

How would I know?

You smartass, wild-haired brat.

Who's this calling now?

Hey, what's up? I'm at a fashion show.

You want us to have some dinner?

I'm free this evening.

Yes, that place is Fai's favorite.

All right. See you then. Bye.

Oh, Doctor!

Without your help, it would be a real mess.

Thanks a lot.

You're welcome.

Hey!

What's this now?

-Do you want some? -Not now. I need to puke.

Oh.

Hi, Pang. What's up?

What?

This evening?

I'm afraid I can't go.

I already have an appointment with Ken Chan.

Hang on a second. Ken Chan's on the other line.

What? You have a meeting?

I see.

That's all right. Ken Chan, hold the line for a second.

I think I can make it this evening.

Talk to you later.

Yes.

Sweetie, what is it?

I can't hear you.

What are you saying, darling?

Hold on.

-I'll just pay the motorcycle guy. -Ma'am.

-Sure. What? -Ma'am.

Your boyfriend said "I love you." Can't you hear it?

-Why did you only say it now? -I could hear it through my helmet.

-You should've told me. -The helmet, please.

Okay.

Hello, darling.

I got that, darling. I love you, too.

I need to hang up now.

Thanks a lot.

Miss Pat, all the stuff you ordered hasn't arrived yet.

-What? -Miss Pat.

You need to arrange the celebration when you get back.

There's about half an hour to go.

-You're late. -Mrs. Korakot asked you

to call about her son's engagement party.

Okay.

Transform!

-Activate the force! -Activate the force!

Paul, Peak.

That's not how you activate the force.

Sopa, can you pass me the phone?

Sopa.

Sopa, I asked if you can pass me the phone.

If the ringing stops before I get that phone,

I'm taking three baht off your salary to return the call.

Here it is.

Fai speaking.

Hi, Pang. What's up?

A new fortune-teller?

This evening?

Yes, I'm free.

I'll ask Sopa to babysit the boys until my husband comes home.

See you this evening.

Here.

I'll need the cab fare home tonight.

I'll miss the last bus if I have to stay late.

Are you kidding me, Sopa?

You can get a motorcycle taxi.

I can't, I'm scared of those motorcycle guys.

They always wolf whistle when I walk by.

Why?

Did they say anything to you?

Last time...

they shouted to me...

"Where are you going, baby?"

Sopa,

they just say that because you look like a customer.

All right?

MEN'S HEALTH CENTER

You can't take that, sir.

We don't recommend this drug to patients with heart disease

or to those with hypertension.

-Yes, that's the medicine. -What?

-I can help you with that. -Not hard enough?

It goes up, then down. Up, then down?

Well, you can't overlook the benefit of foreplay.

If you take the pill and then watch Animal Planet,

it'll surely go soft.

I suggest that you read the instructions on the package,

and try working out together regularly.

Squeeze and hold it, and then squeeze and hold it again.

Your joystick will be as rock-hard as a horny baboon's.

Nim, we're only supposed to give medical advice,

not phone sex.

Hi, Pang.

This evening?

Sure.

Is the whole gang's coming?

Great.

I have a gift for Pom, too.

I got to go now.

Sorry, it's an emergency.

It's a rush order.

THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING JOYSTICK

It's for Mrs. Nual.

She needs it urgently.

Mrs. Nual, here it is.

What are you ordering? Go ahead and order.

You've got a new crush, haven't you?

It's not that new. We've been together for three months.

-What? -What?

Did he knock you up?

-What! -No, are you crazy?

Hey!

I'm sure he's the one.

-What? -What?

Easy, girls.

How could this be?

-We haven't even met him. -We don't know anything.

How long has it been going on?

Is he short, fat, and ugly?

I'm sorry.

Why didn't you tell us?

-Are you ready to order? -Right!

Shall we order?

-You like bean curd, don't you? -No.

-Don't change the subject. -Tell us.

Don't change the topic.

-How could you hide this for three months? -Why?

Don't change the topic.

-What? -Pom.

-What? -Did you curl your eyelashes?

-She's such a cosmo girl. -Right.

Looks good, though.

She must've vamped herself up for those boys at the fashion show.

Were you at the show when I called?

-Yes. -Wow.

Then you got to see the hot studs in action?

-What? -Yeah, I saw them in action.

-Oh? -Two of them, together.

-Really? -They were necking with each other.

Order some food now!

If you don't mind, ladies.

-Oh! -Oh!

Pig's guts.

-Spiced minced pork. -Hong Kong boiled beef.