Mengfei Comes Across (Meng Fei Jia Dao / 萌妃驾到

Subtitles by yestononsense

Mengfei Comes Across

Your Majesty,

Today is your monthly visit to the harem.

Today is your monthly visit to the harem

Why are you unhappy?

Why are you unhappy?

This servant is too nosy, this servant is too nosy.

This servant is too nosy, this servant is too nosy

Your Majesty, look.

Your Majesty, look.

Look how beautiful this scenery is.

Look how beautiful this scenery is.

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

These concubines want to give you a child, Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Quickly! Protect protect!

Come come. Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Look at how lively it is today. Look at how lively it is today.

What's going on?

They're is all here because of you!

Your Majesty,

this is all for you. How popular!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Can you guys move aside!

Your Majesty! I want to bear your child! I know 72 different positions!

Filthy! Even though we don't get respect, it doesn't mean we don't want it!

What the hell are you talking about?! I'm talking about 72 dancing positions!

Dancing is my talent okay!

Your heart is filthy!

You're Majesty, I'm right here!

It's too frantic.

Too noisy..

I just wanted to come out to breathe but how do I do that with all this?

Oh my god.

Look at their lovestruck faces.

Is love really that shallow and direct?

Where there is a lot of women, that place is the most dangerous battlefield.

Very well said that even I'm speechless.

I can already feel something bad coming for us.

No, I have to leave. I can't be affected by it.

It's so lively and you don't even want to watch! Are you really that virtuous?

I'll watch it myself then.

Your Majesty, your majesty!

His Majesty is too stylish today! Handsome to the point where I want to cry.

Your Majesty! I'm not as greedy as them.

I don't ask for anything. I just ask for one kiss.

That's enough.

Look.

They're all so thick-headed.

We're right here, Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

I didn't expect that in this palace there would be such a different woman.

Your Majesty! I'm right here!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Finally let me through, thank you!

Your-

What're you doing!

What the hell is that?

If it's low level, don't try to come forward. Got it?

I-

Your Majesty..

It's just me who didn't see!

Your Majesty, where did you go?!

Your Majesty..

My heart hurts too much..

I'm about to suffocate.

Junior Sister – Episode 7

I can never get any peace and quiet when I go out.

Really annoying!

Your Majesty,

This is the problem with being handsome. Your humble servant understands.

Your Majesty,

the stress relief pills are almost all gone right?

I'll prescribe you two more bottles.

Wu Weiyong.

Drag this guy out and behead him.

Wait no, just castrate him.

Understood.

But.. wait..

I'll say.. welcome to the team!

No no! I didn't join, I'm not joining

I'm his majesty's counseling advisor!

You don't get it.

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty,

Someone who's as cool and dignified as you

being chased and admired by women who have a glorious image of you, it is very normal.

That's called normal?

Then why don't other men experience this?

They are worried about their value. They can't even envy you enough.

Oh right!

Your Majesty, look.

Someone like me who rarely appears, even has merchandise.

Your Majesty, this is an imported product. It's so popular right now.

Your Majesty,

did you know that I had to spend 2 months of my salary in order to buy one!

This is you?

Yes!

Your Majesty, look.

Doesn't it resemble me?

Look! Doesn't it have some superb quality between it's eyebrows?

Your Majesty!

My head! My head!

Your Majesty, isn't this just wrecking something and wasting money?

It just slipped out of my hand, is that not ok?

It's fine! Fine.. Fine..

Oh Your Majesty, this humble servant forgot to mention.

Popular merchandise are always high in demand.

Dolls like mine that isn't too hot..

This.. they..

fall on the ground and just make a sound.

Even if it's just a sound, I'm still of use.

It can soothe pains and relieve symptoms and even can cure diseases!

it's what called learning by experiences

this is the first and foremost to have money

Are you sure?

Yeah!

I have seen many forms of flattery.. but never this kind horse flattery.

Who are you calling a horse?

To tell the truth, this merchandise doesn't even have a bit of uniqueness. It makes my head hurt.

Your Majesty, how about we ban them all?

You can't! You can't!

Your Majesty, please reconsider.

Think, those consorts are all using this merchandise to help with their expression of love for you.

You say you want to ban them but what if all the consorts get ill? Wouldn't I have more work to do?

I say, you can't have his majesty stress just because you don't want to do overtime.

I say, it's truly not for myself.

It's all for the consorts.

Your Majesty, think about it.

They have good intentions, right? But as a result they receive punishment.

I'll say.. isn't it a bit unreasonable? No one can make sense of it. Right?

It hurts the heart of the people.

Forget it, forget it. I'll bear with it.

Your Majesty is truly the most open-minded person in the world! This humble servant really admires you.

Quit your flattery.

Roll out.

Yes.

Move, make way!

What?

Move. His Majesty asked me to roll out, didn't you hear?

I'll help you!

Let's go.

Wait wait. Eunuch eunuch, help me grab my medicine box.

What's going on?

Why are you breaking my creations?

Consort Yan, tell me. Did you purposely want me to make a fool out of myself?

What's that supposed to mean?

The doll you sold me isn't eye-catching at all!

I praised myself to no ends early on. I even told them to watch me in my glorious success!

But the what's the result?

His Majesty didn't even spare me a single glance!

My heart at the time.. I don't even want to describe it. I've completely lost..

Didn't I also make a wooden doll for you to take?

You didn't like it because you said it didn't represent your slenderness.

I beg of you, consider the seller's feelings ok.

One second you have this request, next second you have another request!

Are you trying to add black sheep to my reputation?

Can everyone just cooperate?

Don't mention your low level product!

Look!

This is a doll made by someone else! It can move around freely and can even do the splits!

Oh no..

The handwork looks familiar..

I don't care. I want a refund.

Okay. I'll refund you.

Don't worry too much about your failure this time.

WanWan.

Women who get close to his majesty never get a good ending.

They'll all get put onto the blacklist by Noble Consort Ru.

Just look.

They get poisoned, get sent into the prison, and get punished to kneel.

Their youth isn't over but their life already is. That's something pitiful. If you don't believe me, look at Meng'er. See if she's pitiful enough.

Why talk about me?

WanWan.

The old man lost his mare, but it all turned out for the best .

Perhaps the heavens didn't give you this chance for your own good.

I beg of you, don't talk about it anymore.

Exactly, too much nonsense.

WanWan-

Can you not talk anymore either? Don't you usually speak a lot less?

I-

The heavens want me to lose.

Why send to me another competitor?

Can't you let me peacefully create my inventions?

Noble Lady, what's wrong? Noble Lady, quickly wake up. Noble Lady.

Your Majesty.. Noble Lady..

Quickly wake up.

Your Majesty. Noble Lady, Noble Lady.

Coming, move aside. Move aside!

Your Majesty?

Noble Lady Xian.

Still alive?