The Transporter Refueled

Hey.

Yo, boy, you can't park there.

- We're doing business here. - So are we.

Move it!

You, come.

Tell everyone you know from now on

the prostitution on French Riviera belongs to me.

Who are you?

Karasov.

Go now.

Anna, smile.

Smile!

Good girl.

- You wanna work for me? - Sure.

Good, sweetie.

Come on, girls. Get to work.

Try to enjoy it, Anna.

Anna? - Yes.

It's me, It's done, we're all ready for tonight.

- Everything's set up. - Good.

- Anna? - Yes.

Are you sure you want to do this?

We can still cancel everything, you know?

I can't stop until I get all the way out.

Okay, we'll do as we planned.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Technology moves so fast, doesn't it?

I mean, as soon as you think they can't come up with something,

they come up with something else.

It'll be able to drive itself soon.

Makes you wonder if guys like me will be out of it.

But people always need guys like me, right?

Hand over the keys, boy!

But the keys won't do you any good.

See, this car only starts with the driver's unique fingerprints

when I grip the wheel.

Shut up!

You're smart and sharp. I'm gonna cut you up.

Gimme the keys and blow.

Excuse me.

Hey!

Now, here's how we're going to do this.

Put your hands on that wheel, and drive.

That's not a very good plan.

Get in the car!

You're gonna make me late.

And I hate being late.

I told you that wasn't a good plan.

You're late.

I'm 38 seconds late.

There's several degrees of early and only one degree of late.

And that's too late.

So? So what?

So how'd it go?

I thought you didn't ask questions.

I don't ask questions when I'm on a job, but this is a favor.

Went okay.

So how much did you get?

791.

791,000?

That sounds like you did better than okay.

791 euros, that's my pension from here on.

791 euros a month.

Well...

Happy retirement, Dad.

Thirty-odd years of making good money and not a moment to spend it.

Now I've got all the time in the world and not enough money to spend.

If you ask me, the system's broken.

Pété de canard.

Good enough for you?

I'll tell you once I taste it.

Maybe you should think about getting a oar of your own, you know.

I have my own car.

Then maybe you should think about using it.

I enjoy our quality time together.

You do realize I sit in traffic for a living.

Is that what you do?

I came here to be closer to you.

And England wasn't close enough?

Your mother's buried there.

The island is like a cemetery to me now.

Easy on the drama, Dad, please.

Just promise me you won't stick me in the ground, hmm?

Your mother was a good Catholic and everything,

but when it comes my time to go,

just throw me on the fire and feed me to the fish.

You gonna get that, Junior?

I don't use the phone while I'm driving.

(SINGING) It's a hard world to get a break in.

All the good things have been taken.

But girl there are ways to make certain things pay.

Hi, Gina, it's me. We're all waiting for you.

Please call me.

She's gonna come. Don't worry.

Can you believe these girls?

This is how they show their appreciation.

By being late for an appointment.

You don't listen to me.

It's rude. What if I was a client?

She wouldn't be late then.

But to meet me,

the man who puts the money in her pockets

and pays her medical bills, she's late.

I'm sure that's her.

It better be.

Hi, baby. Sorry, sorry.

Everyone was worried.

Yeah, traffic in this town's a nightmare and my cell phone died.

Well, when I see Karasov tonight,

I will tell him to get you a driver.

Now, that we are all here, let's get this party going.

My sentiments exactly.

Yes!

Okay, okay.

Who is she?

I don't know. She was independent.

She died over here already.

- You got the necklace? - Yes, do your thing.

Okay.

Qiao, ready? - Ready.

All for one, one for all.

Let's go.

So, what's your plan?

My plan for what?

For the future, Dad.

You must have a plan. You always have a plan.

Well, I was gonna keep it as a surprise, but since you asked,

I've been thinking about buying that.

That's a nice fishing boat for a guy with a worker's pension.

I've been saving for it.

Yeah, I think you miss to travel.

I mean, you've been in some pretty wild places in your time.

Germany in the '80s,

Colombia in the '90s, Middle East since then.

Evian is a global brand, and I'm...

Top sales rep.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know, yeah.

Thirty-odd years working as a rep for a water company,

and you always seem to find yourself in the most dangerous places,

the most defining moments.

Fall of the Berlin Wall, collapse of the Medellin cartel,

- and the Taliban... - Hmm.

Don't forget the Taliban.

I bet they like Evian in Fallujah.

Well, they don't really care for sparkling water.

They do prefer the flat.

Okay, Dad.

Junior, I don't think you have one ounce of wiggle room

to moralize to me about how I earn my living.

- And what you mean by that? - Oh, nothing.

I'm sure all your clients are movie stars,

captains of industry, dignitaries.

I don't ask, they don't tell.

That should tell you something.

Oh, look, um, Miss Unknown is calling again.

And what would make you think that "Unknown" is a Miss?

I'm just guessing.

Hello?

Is this the Transporter?

That depends who this is.

Hopefully, your next employer.

I don't do business over the phone.

Tomorrow then. 2:00 p.m. at the bar at the Majestic hotel.

How will I know who you are?

I'll be alone.

You know, in my day, when you wanted to make a cup of coffee

you just had to boil the water and strain the grinds.

Now it seems like you need a PhD.

Dad, you have a PhD.

That's a juicer.

You need a woman around the house.

Acting like haters.

Haters acting like... Just, just acting like haters.

Yo, repeat my conversation I talk just 'bout my haters.

'Cause haters love my pictures.

So now I'm getting' funky Stackin' money off these hoes.