Our Father (The Bouncer)

Good evening, Club Heaven!

Only here, every Thursday, Israel's greatest artists

warm your hearts and souls!

And tonight, a dear friend of mine, the little prince from Bat-Yam,

let's'have a big hand for Yigal Ginat!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Higher, louder!

"Security"

Michal... -Michal..

What's going on?

Michal... -You're not going in. You're bugging me. Okay?

So let's just wait. -Michal...

Sergei, let the guy in the Adidas in.

What about us? -After him. What's the problem?

Take him aside and check him. -Come on!

Okay, Sergei. -What is this?!

We've been here for two hours!

Open the door. Get out!

Stay inside! -Come on, asshole!

Asshole, huh? -Come on, I'll fuck you up! -Roni, Roni!

Move! -Fuck... -Get inside!

Go back inside. -Son of a bitch! -Inside!

Shut your mouth!

Close the gate. Nobody goes in.

Get in there! Go to the dance floor!

That's good! -Good stuff, huh?

Man, that kicks ass!

You see what I'm saying, bro? -Kickass shit. -It's the best, bro, the best.

It's 0.8, the expensive stuff. You hear what I'm saying?

One more. It hits you fast.

Whoa, that's kickass shit. -Listen up, Alfasi.

Watch me. Let's start our own business.

It's the Machlouf brothers' business, are you crazy? -Let's take him down.

Why not? Fuck him. What's his name? -Benny the Bag.

We'll put Benny in a bag, bro. Fuck him. How much does he sell for?

What?

Are you with me? How much does he sell for?

One. One for four. -Son of a bitch!

One for four? That's 600 easy

and people will want two. You hear what I'm saying?

Think it over, Alfasi. Listen, think it over.

Shut up and do another line.

Ovadia, a fight, a fight! -I'm coming.

Sergei, close the entrance. Nobody comes in!

Move, move, move, move! -What are you doing?

Leave him alone! -Move! -Leave him alone!

Watch out, Roni!

Come on, motherfucker!

Shut up, asshole.

Shut up, motherfucker. Get him out of here.

Fucking asshole!

Come on, dickhead! -Roni, relax! -Come on, just you and me.

You won't get home alive. -I'll fuck you up, asshole!

Ovadia! -Calm down! -He smashed my head with a bottle. -It's just a scratch.

Go have a shot and calm down. -Fucking faggot!

I'll burn the club down with you and all your faggots inside!

Don't worry, son of a bitch... -Watch yourself. -Get over here, douchebag,

I'll torch the whole fucking place! Just stay here!

Mark my words, you won't get home alive!

Just stay here, you and all your buddies.

אבינו Avinu OUR FATHER - THE BOUNCER

For fuck's sake, Roni, just listen. -Leave me alone.

Say "kavod" (respect) over and over again. But say it fast. "Kavod." -Give me the...

Well?! -The till.

Kavod, kavod, kavod, kavod, kavod, kavod, kavod...

What did it come out as?

Vodka!

Here's the money. -Thanks.

Here's another one. A Russian mother says to her daughter:

"Yanuchka, Daddy may be dead,

"but he's watching over us from Heaven."

So the daughter says: "Mom..."

Why don't you come? "Is Daddy a security guard in Heaven, too?"

Funny, huh? I just got a video on WhatsApp... -Enough already.

Alfasi! One more time there's a fight and you don't show up,

you're outta here. You hear me? -There was trouble in the bathroom.

Shut your mouth. Shut it.

We don't give a damn about the bathrooms, you hear me?

We work the bar, the dance floor and the stage. That's it.

Don't give me any bullshit.

Okay. -Last chance, Alfasi.

Are you okay?

Thanks for helping out. -No problem, man.

Sergei, Sunday at 7 a.m. Be there.

Don't be late. -Okay, boss.

What's up? -Good night. -Good night.

Who is it?

It's me!

How's it going? -Fine.

Here. This is from'the till. -Okay.

These are next week's shifts. Eli's on vacation. -Great.

And I think you're dry. -Which, the quality stuff or the crap?

Both. -Oh, yeah?

It's the only way to tell if you're doing good business.

50 bottles a night, not including admission, and you're rolling in it.

Ain't that so? -No.

You tell if you're doing good business by the line to the bathroom.

If the crowd is high, you're riding high. -Don't start that again, Ovadia.

I asked you before, forget about that. -Mickey, you know what's going on?

Snot-nosed kids snort that shit and think they're God.

Not only that, your fucking lard-ass hangs out there all night. -Who, Alfasi?

I'll take care of him, don't worry.

I swear, if I see him in the toilet one more time I'll smack him up. -Okay, okay.

Don't worry about it. Here. -What's that?

Gift. -For what? -Just take it.

Thanks.

My wife again? She's driving me nuts. I can't take it any more. -Answer!

Okay, okay.

Is it the real thing?

No? Good.

I'll be right there.

Fine.

Okay, okay. Bye.

What's up? -I think the baby's stuck inside.

She's driving me nuts. We've been to the hospital five times.

"Mickey, I'm in labor..." I've had it. -Stop complaining.

Go be with her before I slap you one.

Come on, let's go.

Do you have everything?

"Ovadia Hauling"

Watch the corner.

Pick it up a little.

Come up.

Good.

You got it, you got it...

Good.

Lower it a little.

Go on in.

Where do you want it? -Put it down here, please.

Put it down here. -Easy there. -Something to drink? Water?

No, thanks. We'll finish the job first.

What else is there? -Put that over here.

Sean, what's left?

A speaker and a few more boxes. -Cool.

Go get them.

Nice place. -Thanks.

How much do I owe you?

Okay.

Here's 1,500. -Thank you. -Tips the guys, please.

Put that here, please.

Mom, bring them some water. -Put it down gently.

Here's some water. -Thanks, thank you. -Thank you.

Good luck. -Thanks.

Thank you. -You're welcome. -All the best.

Here.

This is for you. -Thanks, Ovadia.

And this is for you? -If there's more work...

Let me know if'there's more work. -Sure.

Okay? Want anything else?

I'm going to'the bathroom.

You like working with'your dad? -Yeah. ,

What? -Yeah.

'You know your dad Wants you to go to college, not...

Yeah. -What do you want to study? -film.

Film?

There's no mone^ in*it, only in Hollywood. Just kidding.

No, seriously. Don't be silly.

What took you so long? -There was traffic.

Get going, we don't want to be late.

Get rid of the cigarette. Remember what the doctor said?

Don't you get sick of your bullshit?

I 'm sorry, it didn't take.

What's our problem, Doctor?

We're trying to get pregnant for almost five fucking years and... nothing.

We tried everything.

Injections, pills... What else is there? What?!

You said my sperm is fine, her eggs are fine, so what's the problem?

I understand your frustration and I suggest we try again,

I'll give you another treatment program... -Another treatment program?

Come on, Doc. -Stop it, Ovadia... -You stop it, Rachel!

One program, then another, what the hell?

Wait a minute, Rachel.

How many programs do we have to try?

Father in Heaven, let us have a baby, I can't take it any more.

Just one little one.

I swear, Rachel, if you aren't pregnant by next month

I won't lay Tefillin, I won't keep Shabbat, nothing. -What's that got to do with it?

Rachel i..

Sweetheart.

I'm sorry.

We'll have a baby, don't worry.

Get into position.

I don't have the strength.

You don't need it.

You think I do? I'm exhausted from work. It's all for the kid. You think I enjoy it?

Do you want a baby or not?

Yes.

Ouch!

The kid cam sing. -Big-time.

He's got that old-fashioned style.

Reminds me of... -What is this, "American Idol"?

Want him after the show? -You know me too well.

Who else but me? -Nobody but you.

Shalom wants to see the kid after the show.

Excuse me, Michal, are we on the list? -Let me in.

Let me in.

Hello, whoa! Let me in.

Hello, whoa, hands off.

Who do you think you are?