Ridiculousness

Oh, no!

Ay, caliente!

Oh!

What's up? I am Rob Dyrdek.

Welcome to Ridiculousness.

As always, Steelo Brim and the ever-so-square Chanel.

All right, today our guest is a young hip-hop sensation.

His song Donald Trump has 72 million views on YouTube,

and recently named Complex magazine's man of next year.

The one and only Mac Miller.

What's up, world?

It's Mac Miller.

You ready?

Yo, ladies and gentlemen, Mac Miller!

Welcome.

Let's have some fun, let's have some fun.

What up?

Hello.

Whoo! Whoo!

How you livin', man?

How you livin'?

Whoo!

- I mean, that's... I mean, we just go... - Hey, that looked like, "look

at his long, illustrious career."

Hey, man, I'm with it.

That's what you can do with a clip package, man.

I know, once I get more comfortable I'm gonna take off

- these sunglasses, but... - You wanna know what?

Just... just whatever it takes to keep you loud and proud.

Okay.

I'm very... I'm very awkward and

nervous right now, so I'm gonna ease into it.

All right, what can we do to make it mellow?

Something that's not allowed.

All right, let's talk about music, man.

Let's talk about music.

For sure, that's my favorite subject.

Okay.

You got a mix tape called K.I.D.S., right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What does that mean?

- Um, well, it's an acronym... - Oh, well.

For "Kickin' Incredibly Dope Shit."

All right, all right.

You know, 'cause that's what me and my homies do.

Oh, okay.

Whoo.

Whoo!

Welcome Mac Miller!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mac Miller!

Check it out.

So, well, you're inspired by kids, kicking incredibly dope

shit, right?

Yeah.

We were inspired as well, only it was "kicking incredibly

dumb shit."

Hey.

"K.I.D.S.!"

Someone's in here.

This sign says, "no kicking."

Yo, that's instant karma, because signs have feelings too.

Get outta my seat, beer.

Oh, yeah!

Kiai!

That was impressive, though.

Like it was his head that hit it.

Oh, man.

That's the last time you call me "sweetheart."

Oh!

That was so tight.

Kiai!

He's styled by Kanye, bro, definitely.

Big dude, big kick.

Just kidding.

- Oh... Oh, man. - Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's tight, yo.

Yup.

Uh-huh.

That is not tight.

I'm here to pick up my kids.

You remember me, huh?

I'm Cindy with the perfect cunt.

You don't let... I'm gonna come in and get my kids myself.

I'm sick of this!

Oh!

Fuck!

Oh, she was having the time of her life till she bloodied up her leg.

You know what I mean?

Okay, Mac, tell us about your alter ego Larry Lovestein.

Um, Larry Lovestein... he's a Jewish fellow that...

Yeah, that's real funny.

He's Jewish... ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, Larry Lovestein's trying to bring love back, baby, he's just...

Put the gun down and raise your arms, let's hug.

Hey, sometimes that's all you need is a little bit of jazz music.

I'll tell you what.

In honor of Larry Lovestein, we've created Hairy Lovestein.

Just a bunch of animals makin'

love.

You're a little bit bigger than your profile picture, but I'm down.

Oh, come on, now.

Come on, now.

Aw, that's so sad.

Get on in there.

Back it up.

Back it up and drop.

Back it up and drop.

Back it up... get in there!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Whoo! Whoo!

Oh, my gosh.

I want what's inside there.

Oh, you are just so fucking sexy.

Hey, that dog's whole family's getting rabies now.

That's such a whammy.

The whole... little kid, all of 'em.

You already know.

All right, what do we got cookin' here?

Oh, man.

Hey!

They goin' in.

I mean, let's just all watch it up close now.

Oh, my God.

Pause, pause, pause!

What do you think's going on?

You think it's... you think it's gennies or buttholes?

Well, I think the cocks.

I don't know, do animals know about the buttholes?

I hope so.

What up, though?

I'm just a fat cat lookin' to beat my cat meat.

This is very romantic and sensual.

You know what? This is a sexy kitty right here.

Oh, oh, right there, right there, right there, okay, oh,

oh, oh, oh, perfect.

Thank you so much.

You just cleaned out my sinuses.

Oh, my God.

Okay... oh!

Jackrabbits, though!

That'd be a tight species that would come from that.

A dabbit?

A dabbit.

Aah... Aah... Yes.

Oh, no!

That's the best life ever, though.

You just fuck a bitch and go to sleep.

That looks like me, bro.

We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

Oh, my God.

Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

We are with Mac Miller.

I got you, man.

Watch out for you.

Mac Miller, how long you been rapping, man?

I'd say, um, about six is when I picked up the M-I-C and

wanted to rip on hot beats.

Okay, all right.

Well, I'll tell you what.

We have some footage of what we

believe is one of your very first raps.

Let's take a look at this.

That's so cute.

All right, you were confident

in that area that you knew that one day you were gonna be a hip-hop sensation.

Yeah, I knew it.

Were you a confident kid or a cocky kid?

I would say confident, you know... while most kids were

thinking about, "hey, like this

is my playmobil," I was like, "hey, the meaning of life,

reincarnation," like... You know?

What are you talking about?

All these kids in this next video were not thinking about

anything like that.

'Cause this is just a bunch of cocky kids.

Yo, yo, my name's Joe Mast.

I'm gonna do some tricks for you.

Get it, man.

Do some tricks, you crazy-ass little motherfucker.

You're a badass.

Oh!

Yeah! Go for it!

They done fucked up the clubhouse.

So apparently he would've already won the lifetime

achievement award if his friend wouldn't have missed the

original time they did it, so he's gotta do it again.

Let's get that award, fella!

Let's get that award!

Ay, caliente!

Oh!

Fuck!

Aww.

I said I'm gonna kick his ass.

You're gonna kick his ass?

Oh.

You can't say that.

That's not nice.

That's not nice.

If he's gonna come in here, he's gonna kick my ass.

I don't even know if that qualifies as cocky, that's just