Oh My Baby (O Mai Baeibi / 오 마이 베이비)

It's so windy.

We should go back inside.

Okay.

Was I supposed to kiss him?

No, he turned away.

"Start flirting with other guys..."

"so he'll think it was a joke."

No, this one doesn't sound right.

"Act like nothing ever happened."

No, I don't think I can do that.

"A meeting"?

You can't be back yet, and you're in a meeting?

You spent the night with him, and you say you're in a meeting?

"Give it one more try and hit on him properly."

What? - What?

What? What's the matter?

What? What do you mean? What did I do?

What... I... I'm sorry.

I think I heard something.

I didn't say anything.

Didn't you say you're going to do something properly?

No, I really didn't say anything.

I'm sorry.

Why? Did you do something to upset me?

No... No.

I'm sorry. - You just apologized again.

Why do you keep apologizing? You're starting to offend me.

I'm sorry. - Hey!

What?

I think we should just be quiet.

Okay.

You can drop me off over there.

I'll...

I'll drive you to your house.

It's okay. - No, I'll just get off here.

Hey.

Do you like guys by any chance?

What?

How... Don't I look...

pretty straight?

Well, I just thought you might be single...

because of that.

I totally respect people's different sexual orientations.

Well, I don't like guys.

Okay.

By the way,

I hope my apology...

doesn't end up keeping you awake at night.

Good night.

Good night.

Oh, my gosh!

Are you crazy? What are you doing there?

What took you so long to come home?

Were you with Mr. Han all day?

I'm tired. Save the nagging for tomorrow.

Why did you spend the night? I thought it was a day trip.

I know, right? I can't believe I spent the night.

You're starting to go a little crazy these days.

Don't tell me you slept with him yesterday.

Maybe I should've.

Are you serious?

Hey.

How do you think of me as a woman?

What?

Am I unattractive? - No.

You're not unattractive.

Right?

If you flirt with a guy, and he shows no reaction,

he's probably a priest, a monk,

or asexual.

Right.

What's the meaning behind that smile?

You need to be wise when choosing men.

Don't be swooned by what you see on the outside. Okay?

Ha Ri.

What in the world happened between them?

I should've kissed her, right?

I mean, come on.

It wouldn't have been a bad idea to kiss her, right?

No? You think it's wrong?

Forget it.

My gosh, go away if you don't want to eat.

Give it back to me right now.

You can't eat bibimbap without a fried egg.

What makes you think you deserve this?

Do you have a death wish?

My gosh, here's another one.

Seeing him eat just made me lose my appetite.

Will you two stop? You're both too old for this.

You make a great couple,

so why won't you get together already?

Why would I... - Auntie, I'm eating.

What you said is disgusting. - I might throw up.

Shut it, the both of you.

What are you looking at?

Gosh, the letters are so tiny.

Can you send a text for me? - Sure.

"Got it."

Did you send it?

Is your mountaineering club going somewhere?

An overnight trip to the East Sea.

An overnight trip? - Gosh.

Are you sure you're going as a group?

Who's the mystery guy?

Should I get ready to be shocked?

No, but brace yourself for a smack.

It hurts. - You should focus...

on your dating life, not mine.

Well, I'm looking for a donor...

who isn't embarrassed.

You failed to find an ordinary guy to marry,

so I doubt the search will get you anywhere.

Mom, don't forget to buy squid!

Do you know when voters show the most hostility to politicians?

What are you getting at?

It's when they don't live up to their promises.

They shouldn't promise a better economy...

and receive bribes to fill their own pockets.

So?

Keep that in mind.

You're searching for a sperm donor, not a husband.

I'm fully supportive of you,

so don't go back on your promise, Ha Ri.

Just get back to your meal.

Sure. Why not?

Eat quietly.

This is the quietest I've ever been while eating.

You're so annoying.

So when you called Ha Ri the other day,

she said she couldn't come home because of a landslide?

I saw the expenses report she handed in earlier...

and she booked herself a room.

Then they slept together. - Many babies are conceived...

during big events, right?

Think of the 2002 World Cup. - My gosh!

Hold on. Are you older than I am?

I read it in a news article.

Gosh, I can't believe it.

Hold on. - How should we greet her?

Goodness.

A sudden overnight trip is also...

how I got married.

Was there something going on between them?

Who cares when Mother Nature gave them a nudge?

Only idiots would've passed up on that chance.

Hi, Ha Ri. - Hi.

You seem to be in a good mood.

What? That's ridiculous.

But you're glowing today.

Don't be silly. So how's the special feature coming along?

You have no idea how busy I've been.

Well, I wish you luck.

Bye.

Right? Of course she can't help but smile.

The world must be in different shades of pink to her.

How about pink bed sheets as a wedding gift?

Wouldn't money be better?

Have we already sent her down the aisle?

It might be better to throw her a baby shower.

Gosh! - You're right.

What's going on? - Why the sudden mood change?

My gosh.

Did it not happen?

Is it true that she never had luck with blind dates?

She's only good at fending them off.

No way. I bet she was only swept up in sad thoughts.

She hasn't dated for 10 years,

so she no longer knows how to be in the mood.

It's the same with I Sang.

He only had one long-term girlfriend...

which means he has zero dating experience.

He's a sap in that department.

What did we even expect?

What? No.

Stop it.

This is wrong.

Ms. Jang.

Unbelievable.

You're even stopping yourself from daydreaming?

Now I'm seeing things.

Exactly. This is what happens when you're sexually frustrated.

I'm only telling you this because it's all in my head.

This is me doing my utmost best to hold back.

Why are you holding back though? I'm 39, not 19.

There's no need to be a gentleman.

We're both adults,

so an R-rated scene won't be a problem.

I'm being this way because of our age.

We should meet someone

we want to spend the rest of our lives with,

not someone we want to enjoy a heated night with.

Can't you see that I've been...

making room for you in my heart?

If I finally come around to kiss you,

then I'll never let you go.

You're being awfully dramatic for a simple kiss.

By the way, where's your bedroom? What a nice house.

My bedroom?

Where are you off to?

Here? - Ms. Jang?