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"SNAKE EYES"

SHAUNI, SLOW DOWN. EXECUTIVE PARKING UP AHEAD.

EDDIE, COME ON, GIVE ME A HINT.

I HOPE CORT AND RUBY HAVE THE CHAMPAGNE READY.

YOUR DOOR, MADAM.

THANK YOU.

YOU RENTED A TUX FOR A BOAT RIDE?

NOT JUST ANY BOAT RIDE, COME ON!

ARE WE GOING TO CATALINA?

YOU ARE TAKING ME TO DINNER AND DANCING, AREN'T YOU?

HUH, DID I TELL YOU OR WHAT?

WOAH!

NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

THIS IS IT? WE'RE GOING ABOARD THIS RUST BUCKET?

OH, COME ON, ALL THIS THING NEEDS

IS A COUPLE OF COATS OF PAINT, TRUST ME.

WOO-HOO-HOO!

THERE YOU ARE, MY DEAR.

HERE YOU GO.

HEY, DON'T BE FOOLED BY THEIR NASTY LOOKS HERE.

HEY, HOW'S THE STUDEBAKER RUNNING?

IT'S A PASSWORD. YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE RIFFRAFF OUT YOU KNOW?

YEAH, RIGHT.

HEY, MAC, PICK US UP IN ABOUT THREE HOURS.

WOO!

THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.

IT GETS BETTER THAN THIS, GUYS.

I HOPE SO.

BENNY.

HEY, CORT, LONG TIME NO SEE.

ANOTHER SHIP, ANOTHER OCEAN.

YEAH. THEY'RE CLEAR.

GO ON INSIDE.

LET'S DO THIS.

GAMBLING?

IT'S A LOT CLOSER THAN VEGAS.

I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE IN AN HOUR.

EDDIE, ISN'T THIS ILLEGAL?

I MEAN, WE'RE STILL IN THE HARBOR.

WELL, TECHNICALLY YEAH.

WELL, IF THEY RAID THE BOAT,

JUST TELL THEM IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.

RAID?

I'M JUST KIDDING.

ALL RIGHT, THEY'VE GOT SPOTTERS ON DECK.

THEY'VE GOT SECURITY PEOPLE ROAMING ALL AROUND THIS PLACE.

THEY CAN TURN THIS WHOLE THING

INTO AN INNOCENT-LOOKING BALLROOM

IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS FLAT.

SO LIGHTEN UP.

IT'S JUST FOR A FEW HOURS. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

EDDIE, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO GAMBLE.

NO, NO. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

WELL, LET'S SEE HOW LONG I CAN MAKE THIS LAST.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

OOF! SO, THROW ME IN A HUNDRED BUCKS.

YOU'RE ON, THANKS.

AND THANKS FOR BRINGING ME HERE, THIS IS A GREAT PLACE.

OH, WELL, ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN

BEFORE THEY MOVE THIS FLOATING PALACE TO ANOTHER PORT.

I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN.

WE GOT ONE CHICKEN POT PIE, WHICH ONE IS IT?

DAD, YOU'RE INSULTING ME.

WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE?

I MEAN, IF I'M OLD ENOUGH

TO STAY HOME ALONE WHILE YOU GO ON A DATE,

THEN I'M OLD ENOUGH TO CHOOSE MY OWN FROZEN DINNER IN PRIVATE.

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

SHOULD I HIRED A SITTER?

GOOD ONE, DAD.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME SEEING MS. KELLER ALL THE TIME?

YOU'RE ALREADY SEEING HER ALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

SO, YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME DATING

YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER?

ENGLISH AND HOMEROOM.

SO YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

DAD, I'M ONLY GOING TO BE IN THE 8TH GRADE UNTIL JUNE.

IT'S YOUR FUTURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MANY GOOD YEARS LEFT.

SO TONIGHT BETTER BE A VERY GOOD DATE.

IF YOU'RE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW I FEEL--

WELL, YOU KNOW THAT I AM.

THEN THERE'S ALWAYS

THAT RAD NEW SURFBOARD CORT'S GOT AT THE SHOP.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE.

FORGET IT.

BLACK 31.

I GUESS YOU BROUGHT LADY LUCK WITH YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE THESE WORTH? ONE, TWO BUCKS?

OH, TEN, BLUE. TWENTY, RED.

THERE'S OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS HERE.

PLACE YOUR BETS.

ALL RIGHTY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WINNING.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

YES, MR. DANVIER?

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

CORT, SIR.

WELL, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY DONE THIS BEFORE.

NO, POKER'S MY GAME.

A LITTLE BACK ALLEY CRAPS, DARTS, SMALL STUFF.

WELL, I'M ALL CLEANED OUT.

THAT'S THE IDEA, ISN'T IT, MR. CORT?

WELL, YOU GOT ME AGAIN, DANVIER.

YOUR FRIEND IS HAVING HIS SHARE OF LUCK.

BEGINNER'S LUCK.

THEN I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU

WHEN YOU NO LONGER HAVE THAT ADVANTAGE.

OOH.

WELL, GANG, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GO.

WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M JUST GETTING STARTED HERE.

NOPE, NOPE. MY BOAT'S BEEN WAITING OUT THERE THREE HOURS,

AND I PROMISED RUBY A QUIET, ROMANTIC DINNER BACK ON LAND.

YES, YOU CERTAINLY DID.

I'M STARVING.

OH, GREAT. OKAY, FINE, LET'S GO.

I TELL YOU WHAT, DINNER'S ON ME.

PLACE YOUR BETS.

HERE YOU GO.

LET'S GO.

ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S HARD TO PICTURE YOU TEACHING

A BUNCH OF EIGHTH GRADERS.

WHY?

WHY?

IF I HAD A TEACHER AS SEXY AND GORGEOUS AS YOU LOOK TONIGHT,

I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL.

WOULD YOU HAVE OFFERED TO CLAP MY ERASERS?

WHATEVER IT TOOK.

WHATEVER IT TOOK?

WHATEVER IT TOOK TO LET A CERTAIN SCHOOL TEACHER KNOW

THAT A CERTAIN LIFEGUARD IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT HER.

OH, WE'RE TALKING IN THE PRESENT TENSE NOW.

PRESENT AND FUTURE.

WHOA!

WHOA!

THAT NERVY GUY.

WHY, FOR JOGGING?

NO, FOR REMINDING US

THAT WE'RE NOT THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T WORKING TODAY.

YEAH, BUT I STILL CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM THE BEACH.

DID I SHOW YOU THE NEW BRACELET HE GOT ME?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

HA, LOVE, I GUESS.

AND A LITTLE LUCK.

A LITTLE WHAT?

HEY, THEY POST TOWER ASSIGNMENTS YET?

HALF AN HOUR AGO. YOU'RE LATE.

I, UH, I HAD AN EMERGENCY.

EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH, YEAH, IT'S JUST SOMETHING I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF.

WHAT SOMETHING IS THAT?

IT'S NOTHING.

CAN YOU TAKE MY SHIFT?

SURE.

THANKS.

I'LL SEE YOU. BYE.

ON MY WAY.

YEAH.

PLACE YOUR BETS.

RED 14.

NO MORE MONEY?

YEAH, AND NO MORE BRAINS.

HI STEVE, HERE'S YOUR MARKER.

MARKER FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS. JUST LIKE CREDIT CARDS.

THANKS, HONEY.

DON'T THANK ME. THANK MR. DANVIER.

PLACE YOUR BETS.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

YES?

CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE MARKERS PLEASE?

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT FOR?

UH, 1,000.

EXCUSE ME, MAKE IT 2,000.

THERE YOU GO.