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-HEY, NICE WAVE, LITTLE BROTHER.

THANKS, JIM.

ONE MORE WAVE, LET'S EAT.

WHO'S THE VAL?

I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.

I NEVER WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN.

HA.

HEY, OUTSIDE, WAVES.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!

MITCH, I NEED YOU!

WHAT'S UP?

-THE LOCALS ARE GETTING TERRITORIAL AGAIN.

BEAT IT, KOOK.

HEY!

HELP!

YOU NAILED HIM, MAN!

-HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?

-YOU OK? -YEAH.

COME ON! COME ON!

LET'S GO! COME ON!

-THIS BEACH BELONGS TO EVERYBODY,

SO SHARE IT OR GET OUT!

-TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL FOR SOME X-RAYS, HUH?

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

WHERE DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE GOING, HUH?

-HEY, MAN, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

WE'RE JUST DEFENDING OURSELVES.

YEAH, HE DROPPED DOWN ON US.

THAT'S BULL AND YOU KNOW IT.

YOU'RE GROUNDED.

THE BEACH IS OFF LIMITS FROM NOW ON.

-WHAT? THAT'S BOGUS, MAN!

THIS IS PUBLIC PROPERTY, YOU CAN'T TELL US WHERE TO SURF.

-WRONG, PAL. YOU ENDANGERED LIVES.

IT'S MY CALL, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE. GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE.

THAT JERK'S JUST STARTED...

-DO ME A FAVOR, HUH? WALK AWAY NEXT TIME.

CATCH YOU FIGHTING ON THE BEACH, I HAVE TO THROW YOU OFF, TOO.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

-NASTY LITTLE RUNTS. THINK THEY OWN THE BEACH.

-THANKS FOR THE BACKUP. -ANYTIME.

SPEAKING OF BACKUP, I'M GONNA ASK YOU A HUGE FAVOR.

SHOOT.

I HAVE A DINNER TONIGHT

WITH A MAJOR CLOTHING MANUFACTURER FROM HONG KONG

AND MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP.

I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY CHANCE

I CAN BORROW YOURS?

YEAH, TWO CHANCES.

SLIM AND NONE.

GARNER AND I ARE ON A STAKEOUT TONIGHT, SORRY.

NO WORRIES.

I'M SURE SOMEBODY WILL LEND ME THEIRS.

OH, YOU POOR THING.

THAT'S OK, IT'S OK,

I'LL GET THAT OFF YOU.

STAY...

IT'S OK. STAY.

IT'S OK, I WON'T HURT YOU.

THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.

IT'S OK. I GOT YOU.

I'M C.J.

RIGHT HERE.

AWW, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU, YES.

I'LL LOOK AFTER YOU. OH!

OH, COOL!

YOU SURE IT DOESN'T HURT?

POSITIVE.

PELLETS ARE PLASTIC, PAINT'S NON-TOXIC,

WASHES OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES.

IT'S ALL PRETTY SAFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? CONNOR, GET UP, MAN.

-HEY, YEAH, ALL IT DOES IS STING A LITTLE BIT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED.

-ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER,

GET YOUR GOGGLES ON, LET'S GO.

IT'S MY MOTHER.

SHE'S A BIT ON THE OVERPROTECTIVE SIDE.

HELLO, MOTHER.

YES, I'VE ALREADY PUT ON MY SUNSCREEN

EVEN THOUGH I'M COVERED HEAD TO TOE.

NO, IT'S NOT DANGEROUS.

IT'S JUST A GAME.

OK, NOW DON'T FORGET,

I WANT YOU TO CALL ME AT NINE ON TIME.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE, OK?

HEY!

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SLIDE DOWN THAT POLE IN YEARS.

NICE JOB OUT THERE.

-THANKS! LIKE MORE OF IT.

SLIDING DOWN THAT POLE?

NO, WORKING.

YOU CUT MY HOURS IN HALF THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

-YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE A RECURRENT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DETECTIVE BUSINESS A LITTLE SLOW THESE DAYS?

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A SECOND CAREER

DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIFEGUARDING ISN'T IMPORTANT TO ME.

OK.

I'LL SEE IF I CAN WORK YOU BACK INTO THE ROTATION.

-YOU'LL SEE IF YOU CAN WORK ME BACK INTO THE ROTATION.

THANK YOU.

OPEN FIRE!

-ALL RIGHT, NOW J.B.'S OUR MAIN PRIORITY.

WE GOTTA TAKE HIM OUT FIRST.

I'M GONNA CREATE A DIVERSION, YOU GO AROUND BACK, ALL RIGHT?

-GOT IT. -WAIT.

ONE MORE THING.

WALK QUIETLY, THEN HIT AND RUN.

YES, SIR!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT!

STOP, STOP, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH TERRI.

-OW! -WHAT HAPPENED?

-I GOT STUNG BY A BEE. -LET ME SEE WHERE HE GOT YOU.

OH, MAN. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS?

-I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER BEEN STUNG BEFORE.

ALL I KNOW IS IT REALLY HURTS.

-OH MAN, IT'S STARTING TO SWELL UP,

WE BETTER GET THE STINGER OUT.

ARE YOU GETTING THE CHILLS?

YES.

OH MAN, YOU BETTER LIE DOWN.

YOU COULD BE HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION.

WHERE'S YOUR CELLULAR PHONE?

HERE.

-IT'S PRETTY QUIET OUT HERE TODAY, HUH?

-UH-HUH. UNIT FIVE TO KMF295.

THIS IS UNIT FIVE, GO AHEAD.

-RESPOND TO CABRIO BEACH FOR A BEE STING

WITH POSSIBLE ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.

CODE THREE.

UNIT FIVE, 10-4!

DON'T LOSE IT! -JUST HANG IN THERE.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK, HELP'S ON THE WAY.

YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?

HEY CODY, GET OVER HERE, BRING THE OXYGEN!

-ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GIVE ME SOME ROOM.

DID YOU GET THE STINGER OUT? YEAH.

-LET'S GO, HELP ME GET HER IN THE TRUCK.

-HEY, NEWMIE, HOW'S IT GOIN', MATE?

-SAVE YOUR BREATH, LOGAN, THE ANSWER'S NO.

THE ANSWER TO WHAT?

-I HEARD YOU WERE LOOKIN' FOR A SET OF WHEELS.

-I'LL GET IT BACK TO YOU BY 10 O'CLOCK.