The Looney Tunes Show

Okay, everybody. I want to introduce the rest of the workout team.

This is Tracy and Jessie.

Alright, we're gonna start you off with a light jog.

Just jog in place...

You wanna really warm up those legs.

Get 'em ready for what's to come.

Wanna see a movie with me and Porky?

Can't. I'm doing my workout.

And now, let's do some jumping Jacks.

You're gonna want to keep your core tight and your arms straight.

Will you get me a water?

No.

Ooh?

Will you get me a water?

And now, let's go with some squat thrusts.

You know it's dangerous to work out without being properly hydrated.

You're gonna feel this in your glutes.

We're really gonna blast those glutes later.

Ohh! My glutes! Ahh. Ooh.

They're really locked up.

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The Looney Tunes Show - S02E01 Bobcats on Three

Original Air Date: October 2, 2012

Hi, Mr. Duck.

I told you, you don't have to call me Mr. Duck.

It's Dr. Duck.

Sorry. Um...

We wanna ask you something.

Yes, you can have my autograph.

Ok.

Also, we were wondering if you would be the coach for our water polo team.

Coach! That's a title I've never had,

...or even lied about having. What does it pay?

Oh. I don't think you get any money. It's just for fun.

Fun? Let me tell you kids something.

If I'm your coach, you're not gonna have any fun,

but what you are gonna have is discipline, conditioning, and wins.

Ok, fine. We'll have a little fun.

Yay! Thanks, Dr. Duck.

It's coach...

Dr. Duck.

What did they say I'm coaching? Water polo?

What the heck is water polo?

Hey, Pork. Ready to go?

Porky: Give me a few minutes.

What's all this?

I had a catering job this morning.

How did it go?

Oh, not so good.

They barely ate anything.

I don't think they liked my cooking.

What? Let me try.

You don't like it.

No. It's fine. A little bland, maybe.

Let me try this guy.

Oh, Porky.

Where are you getting your recipes?

All these cookbooks I bought.

Bugs: Hmm.

What's this?

Porky: Those are my grandmother's old recipes.

I remember loving her food.

"Flaky, creamy chicken casserole"?

"Savory cheddar bread"? "Butter pie"?

These sound delicious.

Why ain't you making any of these?

I don't know. They don't sound very healthy.

Porky, you're a caterer.

You just need them to taste good.

Hmm. All right. I'll do it.

We should get going. The movie's gonna start soon.

Do you have a mint, or some gum?

That last one--ooh. Not good.

Ok, Bobcats. Gather 'round.

Take a knee.

Let's see what we've got here.

One boy...Two girls...

And a monster.

No obvious athletes, none of you attractive.

- What's your name? - Emily.

Emily? I'm never gonna remember that.

- What about you? - Andrew.

Yeah. These names are impossible.

You know what? I'm just gonna call everyone Jennifer.

Now, Jennifer, any preexisting injuries I should know about?

- No. - I get stomachaches.

- Not really. - What does preexisting mean?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jennifers, I was talking to Jennifer.

Which Jennifer?

Ok. I'm obviously gonna have to dumb it down for you guys.

So you're Jennifer one.

You're Jennifer-- Wait, no.

You're Jennifer one, you're Jennifer two,

you're Jennifer three,

and you're-- I was gonna say Jennifer four...

...but you don't look like a Jennifer four...

...so you're gonna be Jennifer three...

...and you're gonna be... Emily.

But that's my actual name. Won't that be confusing?

Now, let's get in the pool.

Everyone, pick a horse!

Um, coach?

There aren't horses in water polo.

Huh. I have a feeling it's gonna be harder...

...to get them out of the pool than it was to get them in it.

Mmm. Porky, this is delicious. What's in this?

Butter, sugar, cinnamon...

Mmm. So good.

Mmm. Ah. This is even better.

What's in this one?

That's got butter, sausage, heavy cream...

Bugs: Mm. No, this one's my favorite. What's this one?

That's not one. That's a stick of butter.

Hmm.

Mmm. What smells so good?

Porky's trying out his grandmother's recipes.

You gotta try some.

Can't. Swimsuit season.

By the way, Bugs, from now on, I'm holding water polo practice in our pool.

- Why? - The other pool had to be drained and resurfaced.

Apparently, horses are land animals.

Porky: You're coaching water polo?

But I didn't think you knew how to swim.

I don't. Name reason why I, as those children's coach...

...would need to know how to swim.

What if one of them gets into trouble...

...and you need to jump in and save them?

What if! What if an asteroid hits the earth?

What if robots take all our jobs?

You can't live by "what if," Porky.

That's my team now.

Mmm.

I can't stop eating this stuff.

And now, all I need is a party to cater.

Why don't I have a party? You can cater that.

- Really? - Why not?

You get a job, I get to eat your delicious food.

Thanks, Bugs.

Maybe one more.

Bring it in, everybody.

Take a knee.

Get 'em back up!

All right, all right, calm down.

You're a team now...

...so you gotta start acting like a team.

You gotta be aware of each other in that pool. Got it?

I don't want you to listen I want you to hear.

I don't want you to look I want you to see.

Now, look at me and listen up.

Jennifer three, you're gonna be our captain.

- I'm Jennifer three. - I'm Jennifer one.

You know what? We've got too many Jennifers.

New nicknames.

You're glasses, you're freckles, and you're big teeth.

What's my nickname?

Hmm. I say we stick with Emily.

It suits you.

All right. Start playing.

- But we don't have a ball. - You need a ball?

Daffy: Taz, give me your ball.

See what's happening?

He's listening, but not hearing.

- - Dumb dog

Oh! My glutes!

Where are you from, again?

Buttered scallop potato puff?

Mmm. Oh, guys. Do yourself a favor.

They melt in your mouth. I can't stop eating them.

Mmm!

Mmm. Butter and molasses fritters.

I haven't had one since I was a little girl!

You gotta try these cheddar cheese dumplings with creamy gravy.

Mmm!

Are those butter and molasses fritters?

When did he make those?

Buh-buh-buh! What are you doing?

Eating.

Do you know how much butter there is in this stuff?

You are in training!

What do you think you're doing?

My son had a healthy lunch, and because I'm his mama...

...I told him he could have dessert.

Well, I'm his coach...

...which means for the rest of the season, I'm his mama.

And his papa, his friend, his teacher.

I'm everything to this kid, and if you don't like it...

...then you shouldn't have entrusted him in my care.

I didn't. I specifically told Gossamer to stay away from you.

When are you going to listen to me?

What did I tell you about these recipes, huh?

You were right. The Gophers asked me to cater for them tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night? What am I gonna eat tomorrow night?

There's a ton of food here.

I'm sure there will be leftovers.

Are you kidding? Look around!

There's going to be nothing left!

You tell those Gophers you're busy tomorrow night.