My Dangerous Mafia Retirement Plan

No one's talked for fifteen minutes?

I want to know why there's been so much trouble in our place recently.

It's just a few of us.

We're lucky they only made trouble and didn't cause any damage.

Dozens of them came without any notice. How could we cope with that?

They wouldn't dare make trouble if we had more manpower.

Shall I find a dozen more guys with the necessary gear to help you?

We're running out of time. I'll be brief.

The objective of today's meeting is not to assign blame.

Great.

Brother Song's not finished yet.

We must review the past and look forward to the future.

From this moment on, we must solve the problem

no matter who they are or how many of them come here.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy... OK...

Turn on the lights and get down to business.

Tsui Song Song Restaurant.

Let's get down to business. Get down to business.

Come on. Let's start working... Whoa...

What's the matter, Brother Song?

There are lots of people outside.

Who has the guts...?

Whoa. So many people came to make trouble?

Hey, it's led by Guandi.

Who's posing as Guandi? Dan?

The red and black lion is Guandi, silly guy.

Dad, I brought a lion dance team to celebrate with you.

I thought someone came to make trouble.

So you came to do a lion dance to celebrate our twentieth anniversary? I like that.

Dad.

Wow, lettuce is a symbol of great fortune. I'll keep it.

Great...

Best food by Song.

Thank you.

Song, Sis Lam, congratulations on Tsui Song Song's 20th anniversary.

Thank you.

Brother Song, I wish you good business.

Thank you.

I wish Tsui Song Song great profits and that it never closes down.

Got it. Then I'll never retire.

I will make money for you to spend. Would you like that?

Great. Sis Lam and I will spend the money together.

Don't give her money. She's saved up a lot herself.

I saved up hard, miser.

Miss Sum, don't you need to go to work today to keep an eye on the market?

I've taken half a day off.

The market is open every day.

But Tsui Song Song's 20th anniversary only happens once.

Miss Sum is so nice.

Guys, thank you for your support all these years.

The daily soup and beer are all on the house today.

Great...

Excuse me. You go first...

Come on...

$140 please...

Brother Song, were in trouble.

What's the matter?

Those drivers are coming for lunch.

That's great. Why would we be in trouble?

Yesterday those drivers quarreled with some workers over a table.

Those workers come for lunch every day.

If they see each other, they'll fight again. Isn't that a problem?

How troublesome.

Guys, you're here for lunch? Yes.

It wasn't a problem to sit here.

But FEHD inspectors keep coming to inspect the place lately.

I don't want you guys to be disturbed while you eat.

But the ambiance outside is better.

The daily soup is really hot.

You'll sweat a lot. It won't be comfortable.

Exactly.

Sit inside. There's air-conditioning.

OK. Let's sit inside then.

Sit inside. This way please...

Let's go inside.

Have a seat.

Brother Hung, we're going there for lunch again.

Aren't you worried about running into those guys?

I like running into them. I'll beat them up...

Right...

How many people?

Five. We want to sit inside.

Look, I should let you know the air-conditioner's not working today.

Don't complain if you're really hot later.

No air-conditioning?

That's no good. We had better eat elsewhere.

Two buckets of complimentary iced beer. Let me know if that's not enough.

Complimentary? That's great. Let's enjoy it.

Come over here to enjoy the beer.

Come on. It's free. Come on... Enjoy...

OK. Let's enjoy the iced beer. Come on...

Satay beef pot.

Satay beef...

Enough.

You like eating this.

Brother Song, were in trouble. There are so many orders.

We'll run out of roast pork soon. What should we do?

What's your solution then?

Buy some from elsewhere and serve that.

I see. Does your mom not eat fish?

She really doesn't.

When she was carrying you, she must not have had enough omega-3.

Your brain is underdeveloped. You need brain surgery because it's blocked.

But we make the roast pork in house. There won't be enough.

Then tell the patrons that it's sold out.

They'll complain...

I'm complaining too. You're asking me to cheat? You want my restaurant to close down?

Come on. Get me the ingredients...

Thank you for your patronage.

Sis Lam, Sis Miu is in trouble again.

Don't talk nonsense.

We're a high-end shop in Sham Shui Po. Lots of people want to buy out our shop.

We'll go public in 5 to 7 years. Why would we cheat?

You're still denying it? Look at this tub of cream...

Right. Look at it yourself. Look at the expiry date.

Hey, Shakespeare said before that

the value of goods has nothing to do with their expiry dates

but whether you make good use of them.

Besides, it's not expired yet.

Not expired yet?

It expires in three days. How can I finish the whole tub?

That's right.

You shouldn't just use a small amount of skincare products.

If you do that, the effect will be minimal.

But my face isn't that big...

This tub is so big... How can I finish it in three days?

Let me show you. Come on.

Put three fingers in. Scoop it out like this.

Then rub it all over your face, hair, ears, nose, nostrils, body...

Rub your hands, feet and toes. You'll finish it in two days.

I don't care.

This tub of cream has expired. I want to return it for a refund.

Right.

It's a mess. How can I give you a refund?

If you refuse to give us a refund,

we'll file a complaint with the Consumer Council.

Right. File a complaint. Against me?

Hi, I'm the customer service consultant here How can I help you?

It's good you're here.

The cream we bought from here has expired. I don't want it now. I just want a refund.

Miss, you have neutral skin.

It's oily in summer, but very dry in winter. Your skin gets flaky, right?

Right.

Then that brand of cream is not right for you.

That's impossible.

It says it's suitable for all skin types. That's why I bought it.

Right.

It's suitable. But it's not the best. It's like choosing a boyfriend.

You wouldn't just choose a random guy. You should of course choose the best, right?

You're so beautiful. You could easily become the daughter-in-law of a multi-billionaire.

Look. I'd recommend this set. It's really good.

I promise you'll glow all year round after you use it.

Are you sure?

Will that really work?

Am I right, my younger sister? Younger sister?

Oh, yes, my older sister.

You're her older sister? Yes.

I really couldn't tell. I'm already 50 years old.

You keep so well. What skincare product do you use?

Just this set.

It worked after I had used it for a month or so.

A month or so? We want to buy it then.

Right. I want a set.

Is there any stock, my younger sister?

It's very expensive. If you want an exchange,

you'll need to pay an extra $2,000 or so.

No problem. I want a set or two. No problem. I want one set.

How many sets do you have?

Oh. You prepare the invoice. I'll get the products.

This way please. Thank you...

Buy more if it works. How do you use that?

Sis Miu, you stocked expired goods again?

They're not expired yet, OK?

What do you mean they're not expired? The customers were complaining...

There's no expiry date?

Really? Look. I didn't know. It's not my fault.

The expiry date was covered by a sticker. How tricky.

See? I'm a victim too.

I bet you bought goods that would expire soon from the parallel traders

because they were cheap.

There are so many. What are we going to do?

Sharing is caring.

I bought cheap goods because I wanted to share them with everyone.

But my love for them has caused them harm.

I didn't want that to happen either.

Now you will suffer a loss instead. How can we sell the goods?

Share them...

Hi.

Brother Wai, how are you doing? I've got something nice to share with you.

What's so nice?

This cream is really nice. Buy it for your girlfriend.

I don't need that. I don't have a girlfriend.

You'll find one after you buy it. Really?

That's kind of weird. It'll happen.

Look. You're tall and handsome. You've got fashion sense too.

How come you still don't have a girlfriend? It's because you need a tub of cream.

Buy it and it will happen.

If you think it's not sincere enough to buy just one tub,