Love Actually (人间至味是清欢)

Love Actually

Episode 29

I already told you what should be said. Did you understand everything?

To live like this forever, it's better to just die.

I lived like that for half of my life.

So? - That's why, I already taught you everything that I should teach you.

It will be enough to help you go through these darkest days.

As for the rest, it's up to you.

Hello.

Okay. I know already!

What is it?

The moment when my life will really change has come.

You must help me with one thing. You cannot say no.

Because this will be the turning point of my life. It concerns my prospect, career, future,

and blissfulness that will blow on my face.

Very good. Very good. Great.

Why did you secretly look for work without telling me?

Men will usually do the thing first before taking it out to talk about it.

Then have you did it?

Anyway, they already informed me that I can start work tomorrow.

What work? It can't be being someone else's male secretary again, right?

This time, totally impossible.

Since you are already this successful, may I ask what you need me to do?

I need a total make over.

Of course, the hair has already been changed when we were in Budapest. As for the part below the head,

it must be compatible with this high class job of mine. - Yes. Yes. Yes.

May I ask you then, what style do you want me to change it to?

Market mogul, domineering CEO,

pretty woman-- - Stop. Stop.

Mr. Ding, may I ask what work did you really find?

Secret for now.

Let's go. It will start in ten minutes.

With so many new movies, why must you watch this old one?

I especially chose this movie for you. We must watch this movie.

It talks about that person you want to be.

We must first start with the first impression is the strongest image to help you have that sense of substitution.

I'm not watching. I hate that actor the most.

Let me tell you. My relationship with Lin Yue started to have problems all because of him.

What scene are we in?

Lin Yue is so addicted to him. Her phone and computer has him as its wallpaper.

Even her profile picture in Weibo is his picture. Tell me, can I endure with that?

That's why, you must watch and emulate him. Not only will you be watching, you must keep it in mind.

Defeat him. Surpass him. Let's go...

Do I have the space to surpass him?

In my heart, you have. Let's go...

Child, you're back.

Mom, I really had a bad day today. I now know what it means by 'fickleness of human relationship'.

In the past, because our family has power and wealth, they are like pekingese.

Now that something bad happened to my father, they give me the cold-shoulder like I'm some dog poop.

You go to sleep first. Let me just stay here for awhile.

Surprise. I bought you

the most trendy shoes this year. Do you like it? Look.

Look.

How much are these? Where did you get the money?

I have money.

Hello.

I know already. Thank you. But don't pay for her again.

I will think of a way to pay you back for the money you spent today. Okay.

Son, this really suits you.

Mom, how can you let our past nanny pay for you?

I chose these clothes and shoes for a long time, making sure they are suitable for you, before I bought them.

Moreover, when I buy things before, she's the one who pays for them.

That is in the past because she can reimburse it with dad.

She still can now. - Of course, not.

Mom, my dad is already gone.

Mom, are you alright?

Zhiwei, are you done doing your homework?

You should be graduating soon, right?

Did you have a new girlfriend again?

Earlier, you told me to go to sleep.

Right. Right. I will go to sleep...

How about it? After watching the movie, what are your thoughts?

Not only Lin Yue, if I am a girl, I will also fall for him.

Regarding being handsome, let's just skip it.

Hey, what do you mean?

No, that...let's just directly go to the next one.

I got it already. The most important thing is how one talks.

Indiscriminately just trampling on the values of other people.

The only person that you can forever trust is yourself.

Before every entrance, you must have a critical entrance speech.

Ding Renjian, you really got the main points.

Let me ask you. What are the words that you used to most frequently say?

Wife, son, all being warm.

All rich people are my father.

And one more...this will surely work. Set one goal first. For example,

if the whole China will donate one yen to me, I will then become a ¥1.3 billionaire.

Bye-bye.

Stop right there! Sit down!

That was before.

An Qinghuan, today, I'll let you see what big scene is.

Today, I'm paying the bill!

Oh, my god, Ding Renjian, that's more like it.

Is it fine? - Fine.

So great. - Eat. Eat.

What work did you find? Do you need to buy such expensive suit?

A person rely on clothes while a horse rely on its saddle. I am already a guy who will become a domineering CEO.

Shouldn't I invest on myself?

Look. Does this fit me?

Go try it on.

Is it okay?

Totally suits you.

Really?

Okay.

I am granting you the best courtesy in this country, that is a selfie with the domineering CEO.

1, 2, 3.

Mr. Ding, I had you wait long.

Based on the information you provided, the job orientation and requirement you want,

we already found a job that totally fits you. Let me introduce it to you.

Your company's efficiency is very high. I am very satisfied with your service.

This is the position that our computer found to best suit you.

You can start anytime and the salary is very high.

What? This is the most suitable position that your computer matched me with?!

My requirement isn't that high.

First, I refuse any physical labor work. Anything that can be settled by mouth, let us settle it by mouth.

What is my best asset? Ten centimeters of tongue that never wears out. I can make a dead thing come alive just by talking about it.

I understand.

Second, I must have the right to talk. My words are very precious.

Just one word and I can determine someone's life or death.

I got it.

Third, a solo work method.

I hate complicated human relationships. Always fighting and scheming against each other, I can't take it.

We've achieve all your requests. First,

this is definitely not a physical labor work.

Saying just 8 hours of words are already considered few.

Whether the matter can be settled all depends on if this mouth of yours is effective or not.

Second, complete right to speak. They call just to hear you speak.

If they say more, that's wasting money. It will get directly deducted from their card.

That's why, the more you say, the more they are happy.

Third, this can be considered as a independent space, right?

If you want people to disturb you, that might not even happen. Because you are busy and they are busier than you.

That is why, there surely won't be any inter-colleague fighting and scheming.

You greatly distorted what I mean! What nonsense work is this?!

How am I supposed to work? I even researched about your company in the internet.

You are even among the top 10 nationwide. What kind of service is this?!

Look at this get up of mine. I am a material for a CEO.

Just letting me answer calls, aren't you even ashamed?

Definitely not ashamed, Mr. Ding.

This is what our computer matching came up with. The accuracy is even 99.9%

Even if you say that you are that 0.1%, we also can't do anything about it.

I don't care! I am not doing this! Give me back my money!

Regarding returning you your money, that is basically impossible.

You can look at the contract we signed before.

We only promised to provide you the most compatible job that our computer marching will find.

We never promised that w will achieve your ideal situation.

Of course, as long as you don't give up, I believe that we can still look for a job that will satisfy you.

Let me tell you. What you are doing here is embezzling.

I am suing you guys! I am calling 12315 and sue you!

Okay. If you think of it that way, you indeed can sue us. But our contract will also end then.

We also won't reimburse all the expenses. We clearly wrote that in our contract.

I urge you to better calm down.

Integrate your individual qualities and think about what kind of work can you do.

We did repeatedly remind you last time, right? That any standards in choosing a profession

should be based on your capability, play on your strengths, down to earth, and within one's means. You must not bite off more than you can chew.

Did I not say that you must not let the phone ring for more than three times?!

What's going on there?! Isn't anyone going to answer that phone?!

Manager, don't be angry! We have a newbie here. I'll teach him. Don't be angry.

Think about it then.

What? What newbie? Did I say that I'm going to do this job?

Hello.

Hello. Is this Celebrity Job Introduction Company?

Right. What do you need?

Talk! Do you know that you are paying for this call? It's ¥15 per minute!

My name is Astro Boy. I just lost my job.

My wife went with someone else.

That guy who stole my wife is my buddy.

What? How come this story is so familiar?

Can I talk with you about it?

I'm guessing that this story of yours will take a long time.

You know about our charging standards right?

Were you able to become domineering CEO?

Your salary must be high.

Your office is very huge, am I right?

What's wrong? Are we good friends? You are not even sharing good things like these with me.

I feel that there is one ancient saying that's really very right, 'When the world is going to give you a heavy responsibility,

your heart must first go through pain, your muscles go through exhaustion-- - your stomach suffering hunger and your skin thinning.

That job isn't that high of a position, am I right?

Not only that, it is so far from it.

What job?

Call center agent. - What?!

Sorry.

Fine, just laugh. Let's just continue talking after you're done laughing.

Sorry. Sorry. I...

That...so you scolded them all

and refused that work. Am I right?

No, I accepted this job.

What?!

I received a call today. That person said that he just lost his job.

His wife left with someone, she left with his best friend.

Isn't that the same as you?

Right. It is totally the same as mine. That's why, I decided to help him.

Ding Renjian,

if you can help others, then you are not Ding Renjian anymore.

Save yourself first.

By saving him, that's like saving myself.

Do you want me to give you more water?

So sorry, will I still be able to see your general manager today?

It depends on my arrangement. How about we two have lunch first?

I'll help you set up an appointment this afternoon.

Anyway, you know where to find me. Just carefully consider it.

What?! I know already. I'll go there now.