Call for Love (Ai qing hu jiao zhuan yi) (爱情呼叫转移)

From this point on I know...

...exactly what will happen every minute.

Right now she's cooking...

...the same noodles again.

And watching the same stupid soap operas.

I've never experienced the "seven-- year itch".

But my point here is...

Wash your hands and eat your supper.

Hurry up and eat, before it gets cold.

Let's get divorced.

What did you say?

I said let's get divorced.

Why?

No particular reason.

- You've found someone else? - No.

I haven't been a good wife?

No, you're perfectly fine.

Then why?

No reason in particular.

7 years, and we divorce, just like that?

You've got to at least give me a reason.

I have to explain it to my parents,

To my relatives and friends.

What if people ask me about it?

I have to answer the phone

Just make up a reason for me, anything

OK, then let's not divorce.

So you were just kidding?

First we were divorcing, now we're not?

OK, we won't divorce now, alright?

No divorce, OK?

Now you have to explain why not.

I have to explain? Then let's just divorce.

OK. Don't call again.

So tell me why you want a divorce.

OK

You always wear that purple sweater.

Always the purple sweater.

You know I hate purple?

I really hate looking at purple.

The rinsing cup has to be on the second shelf.

In precisely the same place forever.

Toothpaste has to be squeezed from the bottom.

What's wrong if I squeeze...

...from the middle? So what?

You cook noodles and watch soap operas...

...four times a week.

And when you eat noodles...

...do you always have to suck them so they twist like that?

Those are the reasons you want a divorce?

OK, I agree. Let's divorce.

Give it to me.

Your wife threw it pretty hard.

How did you know it was my wife?

It must have been a fight.

No -- at least, I didn't mean to fight.

And then you got divorced?

None of your business. Can you fix it?

What're you thinking?

I'm thinking you're not in your right mind.

You want to have an affair.

Who are you?

Here's a new one for you...

It can help you find the girl you want.

Why makes you think I'll accept it?

Because you'll have an affair each time you push a button.

How can I believe you?

You first, you first.

To Garden Street, please

Sir...

I know.

Thanks.

My name is Luo Yanyan.

I'm Xu... Xu Lang.

Come on in.

No, no need, really.

Come in to clean up and change your clothes.

Aren't you afraid I'm a bad guy?

No. The guards saw you when you came in,

And there's a camera over there. Here you are.

The lamp's broken again?

Hi

Say something

Is this for real?

Yes

A cellphone, an affair, Luo Yanyan.

This is an affair cellphone

I've given you ten chances

Each time you push a button...

...you'll meet a different type of girl you'll like.

Ten chances

Ten chances

Then what about that Luo Yanyan?

It's over between us

It's on you

Coming

- What're you doing? - Fixing your lamp

Forget it. Last time...

You're so nice

Come in

There's soup too. It'll be ready in a sec

- Anything I can help with? - No

Help me take off the apron.

Come eat.

- What's up? - Nothing

I'm hanging up the scarf... no, the apron.

Are you OK?

It's nothing. I'm fine

I bumped it just now. Oh, no, before I came here

The soup's ready. I'll serve it.

I'll help you...

It's OK. Give it to me.

Give it to me. Let me do it.

No, really, you've been working all evening.

I'll... I'll help you wipe it.

No, no

Is it hot?

No

It's fine. I'll just go rinse it off, no problem

- Who is it? - It's me

Coming

What's up?

- Are you really OK? - Yes, fine

- Take a bath - Thanks

I'm finished

What are you doing?

Luo family? Is Luo Yanyan's husband here?

You're Luo Yanyan's husband?

Yes

I just want to let you know: your baby is OK

Baby?

You didn't know?

She... hasn't told me yet

What's the relationship between you?

No, it's not what you think

You don't need to explain it to me

The baby...

Sorry, sorry

No, I'm sorry

I didn't know

No

I wanted to find the baby a father.

Actually, under normal circumstances...

...I would have thought you're a really great guy

Bye

Look at this mess, what have you done?

What did you expect me to do?

The cellphone can only help you meet them.

So what should I do now?

You have two choices...

If you want to accept it, go back

If not, then get out.

I don't want it. You can have it back.

You only pushed one button

I have a bad headache

There are nine you haven't pushed

I'll take a nap first.

She hasn't shown up, but there's a strong wind

Don't bring me a demoness

Others will notice you only when you're serious

Give me a hug. Give me a hug

Hug me tightly. What are you doing?

Sorry. I...

Hug me. Your hands

Don't move

Sorry, I...

Hug me, hug me. Don't move

- OK? - What's OK?

Are you ready?

No, not yet

- Let's make our move - What move?

You haven't told me what move

The target appears

Let me off. Let me off

Let me off

Handcuff him

She's a policewoman

Chen, turn right after you enter

OK, thanks

I'll check their data and let you know ASAP

Xiaoyu

Roger What's up?

- The target hasn't appeared yet. - Roger.

- The target hasn't appeared yet. - Roger

- OK - That's that

- Xiaoyu's gotten off work already - OK, goodbye.

Sorry Sir, can you take that table?

Why?

A foreign couple just asked for this one

So what? I booked it first

Don't. Go get us the menu

I am sorry. Please have a seat

Thanks

It doesn't really matter where we sit

But it's a matter of principle

Do you beat criminals when you interrogate them?

Of course not. We're disciplined

Would you use the same methods...

...on your boyfriends as you use on criminals?

It depends on the situation