The first 200 lines.
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's gonna be Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Our attitude is different."
"So is our style."
"We've a knack of stealing."
"Better safeguard your heart."
"We've stolen your slumber."
"We've made your heart restless."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Destiny says we'll always meet."
"We love you and we can't stay apart."
"Everyone's talking about us."
"We've made your heart restless."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's little Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's little Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's little Golmaal."
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Everything's little Golmaal."
"We've to keep the promise we made."
"We've to gradually spread our magic."
"We've to come and go with the breeze of air."
"We want to dwell in your heart."
"There's a story we want to narrate."
"We want to mesmerize you."
"There's a story we want to narrate."
"We want to mesmerize you."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
"Golmaal. Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal is back again."
Come. Come.
If you have college..
..then I have knowledge.
I am here to educate wasted students like you.
Your parents must constantly be saying..
.."Son, think big".
"Distinction. Go get it".
So here you go.
Once you read this, life will be a bliss.
This is the path to your success, very cheap.
Only Rs. 2000.
Final year history papers, only for Rs. 2000.
Go conquer the world with just Rs. 2000.
How do we believe, these papers are authentic?
So don't, Mr. Pinocchio.
You have just four days to yourself.. Go and study.
Quiet. - Move. Move.
Move aside.
Sir. - My children. - Sir.
Sir. - Come on. - Come down, sir.
Sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
My useless and worthless Nunnu.
Nunnu passed his exams only because of you.
Nunnu passed, sir.
He has topped Science, Commerce and Arts.
All three, sir. - All three?
Yes. Nunnu, fetch.
Fetch his blessings!
Bless you.
So now, all of you too grab success just like Nunnu.
Yes. - Yes. - Come and take it. Concentrate and remember.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Where there's a bird, there's a bird's nest.
Where there's Harsha, there's Bhogle (Indian commentator).
And where there's Asha, there's Bhosle (Indian Singer).
Here, distribute these papers.
Come and get them.
Come and get them. - You will all pass.
Buy them.
Don't crowd.
I hope you enjoyed the ride, sir.
Actually I am sure you enjoyed it.
After all.. our rides are world famous in Goa.
The ride was nice.
But this is the first time I am observing..
..a speed breaker in the sea.
What? - That's you.
Hey, don't..
Take the money.-Enough, enough, take your money.
Listen.
The ride part is done.
Now where can we find a one-night bride?
You must know it..
Tell me. Tell me.
I.. - At Panjim beach?
No.. - At Palolim beach?
I.. I'm.. trying to say I don't know.
I don't know. Go away.
Get out of here. Come on.
One night bride! One night bride!
Hey Why are you getting furious?
Why are you getting furious?
"Try my love, my stammer prince"
"My love."
"My stammer prince." - Look, don't..
"My stammer prince."
Daboo!
Hey what is it? Acting too smart?
Do you want me to calm you down? Just get lost!
Size zero, style hero.
Who is she?
She's Daboo.
My.. partner.
Why don't you ask her, "will you be my partner"?
You rascal, I'll slap you so hard.. you swine.
Get lost.
Just a minute.
What's going on? Take it easy.
Easy? They are cheesy. Why you..
Brother, brother. Violence is never the solution.
I'm going to.. - Don't instigate them, Daboo.
I don't like it.
I hate violence.
But she started it. - Brother, brother.
You're a guest.
Come, stroll around.
Why do you want to get beaten up?
Are you trying to teach us what we should be doing?
Mind your own business.
Or else you won't even realise what hit you.
Daboo, I.. - Talk to me.
Daboo, ask him not to point his finger. - I will, I will.
Finger. - Oh, God.
Calm down, calm down.
Get me ice-cream. Ice-cream.
Come on.
This is the last stop.
You go to your house and I will go to mine.
Thank you, Pritam.
How many times have I told you not to call me Pritam?
Do you call your father Pritam?
No, his name is Bappi.
Pritam is here! Pritam is here!
Pritam is here!
Your kids have borrowed a lot of money from us, Pritam!.
You owe me 40. - And me, 50. When will you pay up?
Look, either pay the entire year's rent or vacate my house.
And how much do I owe you?
Nothing, I have just come to enjoy your misery.
You've been insulted again!
Hey.
Pritam, your sons owe me Rs. 1 lac.
If I don't get my money today, I will..
Who dared to trouble my father?
Father, we're here. How much do we owe you?
How much? - Rs. 40000.
Rs. 50000 - Laxman. - Yes.
Give out 10 % amongst these poor people.
What.. - What's this?
It's a fair deal. - Hey, who is calling it a fair deal?
That's for them, Raghu sir, not for you.
20 % for you.
We had already decided that. I mean it.
Next week, I will pay back the remaining. Take it.
Next week. Remember that.
You sold fake exam papers?
What if the children fail?
Pa, the children will learn a lesson.
Next time, they wouldn't try a short-cut. They will work hard.
Don't keep talking about hard work.
Don't keep repeating it, it doesn't suit you.
Pa. Pa. - What?
You're insulting us. Yes.
Was I giving out Filmfare Awards to you until now?
Look at other children of your age.
Roger's son is at a high post in the bank.
Akhilesh's son.. He's a chief editor at The daily Times.
Rajan's son is a pilot.
Sameer's son.. - That's enough, Pa.
Why do you always give us their example?
Why don't you talk about the other kids who were with us?
Look at Sajid.
He has been sent to the prison under a murder allegation
Farhad. He's been arrested under a rape case.
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