A Sister's Secret

Welcome to the Jefferson High

Aquatics Gymnasium for the 2004 Girls Finals

in the 4x100 meter freestyle relay.

The early favorites today

have to be the team of Jefferson High,

with the twin sisters Callie and Elizabeth Abbott.

Take your mark.

They're off.

Gets out to the early lead with Jefferson

following close behind in lane four.

They're trailed by Willow Park in lane three.

But with all of these swimmers here today,

it's really anyone's race.

All right, they make it to

the first change at the diver.

Still in the lead,

but Jefferson is right on their heels.

Elizabeth Abbott is in the pool, and she is something else.

Oh, my!

She just put in an incredible time swimming the second leg.

The dynamic twin-sister duo of Callie and Elizabeth Abbott

are a force to be reckoned with.

It's gonna be up to Callie Abbott to see

if she can bring it home for Jefferson High.

She's in the pool.

She's coming up.

In the lead, but Jefferson is pulling in close.

It's neck and neck.

Callie Abbott, she's coming!

Oh, my! Callie Abbott! Jefferson High!

They are your new champions!

You owe me. Put it on my tab.

When I'm selling mansions, I'll buy you whatever you want.

Yeah, right! I'm not waiting that long.

Well, that chemistry test I aced for you

more than makes up for it.

No way. That was a no-brainer for you.

It's the result, not the effort.

There you are! Yay!

I am so proud of you two.

Honestly, I don't know where you get it.

Your mom would have drowned in a kiddie pool.

You'd better not. You said I owe you.

I'm smelling swim scholarships...

Don't you dare! Callie, come back here.

I'm Elizabeth. I'll be right back.

You're not fooling me, Callie!

Hi. What is she doing?

Hi.

Oh, my God. What's going on?

This is so embarrassing.

That's Ricky Davis. That's the guy I told you about.

Oh, no, she's still talking to him.

She's at it again, pretending to be me.

Ohh!

Now you owe me big time.

What'd you do?

Aunt Rose, Lizzie's gonna be needing a prom dress.

I hate you.

Oh, my God, I love you!

You'd let me go to prom with Ricky Davis.

So exciting.

Play some samba. Okay.

I spy mac and cheese! Yum!

Aunt Rose's specialty. You are such a good mom.

Don't call me Mom.

Hi, Aunt Lizzie! Hey, munchkin!

So tell me, what's on your social calendar tonight?

Ugh, Hawks game with a client. They're playing the Cavs.

Oh, LeBron? Don't sound so thrilled.

What I wouldn't give for a night at home

and a bowl of that mac and cheese.

Hey, I will trade you the kids

and all the mac and cheese you can eat for those seats.

Make it Callie's meatloaf for Braves tickets.

Oh, Braves ain't making the playoffs.

Besides, my wife's meatloaf

is pushing serious gourmet territory.

Hmm, how about a Sunday-night dinner?

I could use a little normal.

Sounds like a deal to me, but if you want normal,

I'll give you Ruby's ballet practice,

a cub scout meet,

and, uh, some window cleaning on Saturday.

Grady seems fine. Where are my kids?

It's an act. He's not happy about this weekend.

Hmm.

So did you go out with Jackson yet?

We'll talk about it when I get up there.

I'm bringing a case of wine.

I want French labels I can't pronounce.

See you tomorrow!

I found the whole zoo.

I got my monkey. I got my little pudding.

Good morning, Elizabeth. Be careful in there.

Mr. Finch is having a meltdown.

Hey, Lizzie.

Jackson, my God, redecorating?

Dylan Finch, my new interior designer.

What the hell's his problem?

He wants his money back.

I feel like I've said it hundreds of times.

It's a long-term investment.

Don't put in more than you can afford to risk.

It's just... It's starting to get to me.

Let's just give him some time.

Hopefully, he'll calm down.

Oh, 2,000 calories in a paper cup.

Thank you.

Janice, uh, we got it. Thank you so much.

Wait, so, uh, what are you doing here?

Oh, did you miss me already?

I don't know. You haven't left yet.

Ouch.

Well, you better get a good look

because you're gonna miss me lots.

Well, in that case, madame,

I better take you to Les Bouquet for lunch.

Wish I could, but I have to get on the road.

If I get stuck in traffic, my sister'll kill me.

She's been planning this trip forever.

Maybe I should go with you.

But fishing, worms, hooks.

Ooh, and that smell.

Now, if you're talking a weekend getaway in Manhattan/ Oh.

...South Beach, Vegas, maybe? Mm. Ah.

But, but it is your big 3-0.

Jackson, most people would say, "You shouldn't have,"

but I'm not most people. It's... It's no big deal.

Hmm.

So you gonna open it,

or should I add X-ray vision to the list of superpowers?

Well, I'll open it thinking of you

while I'm gutting the fish.

Bye.

Mommy! Mommy! Come here!

Unless someone's bleeding, Mommy needs one sec.

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Come here!

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

It's vanilla and sprinkles!

That's my favorite!

Oohh!

What happened here?

Oh! Mm. Come here.

Mommy's gonna miss you both so much.

We could all go with you...

Yay, Mommy! Yay, Mommy!

Hey, guys, why don't y'all grab the cake?

Get the plates. Get everything ready.

Be careful.Careful.

You got it, baby girl?

I want us all together for your birthday.

Is that so bad?

I wish we were going as a family, too,

but I promised Elizabeth.

Have her and Rose come here. We'll splurge.

I'll barbecue shrimp, celebrate together as a family.

I would, but it's her big day, too,

and she just wanted it to be us.

She doesn't have anyone.

She's having a little life crisis.

Right.

In her luxury apartment, driving around in her Porsche,

and her high-paying finance job

surrounded by rich, eligible men.

It's not your fault she's alone, Callie.

Why are you making this harder?

I didn't think that I was.

Hey.

Gonna miss you.

Happy birthday.

You don't like it?

No, I love it.

It's not the bracelet.

What is it, sweetheart?

It's not you, it's me.

What's wrong, Mommy?

Nothing. I'm so happy.

Look at the beautiful gift Daddy gave me.

This one is for you.

And this one is for you.

Can we eat it before lunch, Mommy?

Okay, let's cut this baby up!

Oh, thank you. Yay!

Okay, ready? I'm gonna have a piece.

I love you, Callie.

But I really need you to think if you want this to work.

You know I do.

I'm trying.

I want to believe you, but...

Maybe you're right.

When you come home, I'll get my girl back.

Happy birthday.

Ruby's so jealous of Jed's tee-ball trophy.

She asked me why they don't give awards for ballet.

So sibling rivalry isgenetic.

Lizzie and I don't compete.

Oh, really? You were always late.

And Lizzie is Miss Punctual.

I just thought you were trying to one-up her.