A Thousand and One Erotic Nights Part II: The Forbidden Tales

- Good evening, my lord and master.

It is my pleasure, and it is my honor to serve you.

I have but one talent.

I tell stories.

My name is Scheherazade.

- Long ago, there lived a sultan

whose name was Chaka Khan.

The Great Khan enjoyed life.

I enjoy life.

- Since the beginnings of time,

the Khans have ruled the sands of the ancient kingdom

of Asia Minor.

Life was simple and sweet.

And the people of this tiny kingdom

have a sense of purpose.

Sex, it's what we do best.

Really keeps the peace.

The great sultan Khan was unselfish when it came to

setting the example

He gave of himself over and over and over again

It also helped that the country was rich with beautiful and

excitable young girls

It's good to be the sultan.

- But things weren't always like this,

for there was a time where there was no sex in the kingdom.

I'm bored.

And I can't get off.

A contest, my lord.

What about it?

That's it!

What's it?

The it!

Oh, of course.

Um, which it is it exactly?

The it contest.

We find a girl with it.

Someone, my lord, who gets to you.

I don't have much hope.

Let me try, my lord.

Go there, friend.

Attention.

Attention.

Draw close, all young maidens.

A contest is announced, and everyone is eligible.

The great Sultan Khan is searching for a consort.

When in disgraced with fortune - And so, a contest

was announced. - In men's eyes.

Name?

Doria.

Doria.

What makes you think you have it?

Fellatio.

Hmm.

Fellatio.

Yes, sir.

I'm very good at it.

Why is that?

I love doing it.

- Attitude was important.

Show us.

Thank you, Your Worship.

With pleasure.

Mm, I like you.

Do you like me?

I don't think I have a choice.

I'm a servant.

- I know how to make you feel like a king.

Come with me

Have a seat

I love to make it big

Stand back!

I don't know how big this thing gets

It's a monster

Is it too big?

Not for me

Charming.

Next.

- So, you're sisters, is that true?

Yes, Your Honor.

We've always been sisters.

I see. (chuckles)

Which one of you is older?

- She is. - I am.

She is.

Well then, why are you here?

To be the sultan's consorts.

- It'd be the greatest honor of our lives.

We love the sultan.

We wanna help.

Wants to help.

You girls are a credit to your country.

You really are both charming young women,

credit to your country.

Very sweet, very nice what you have.

Very nice indeed.

And you too, sweetheart.

Very nice, very nice.

So, what is it you girls are going to do for us today?

Tickle each other.

We're very ticklish.

Ticklish?

Yes, you're right.

We both are.

I see, well.

Ticklish.

That's wonderful.

All right, let's see.

Thank you, Your Reverence.

Thank you very much.

Ready?

Anytime.

What rhymes with pickle?

- Nickel. - Fickle.

- Sickle. - Tickle!

Stop!

Please, uncle!

Give up?

Give up? - Yes.

- If you give up, you have to pay the price.

Anything.

- Anything? - Anything.

You promise?

Yes, any, I cross my heart.

You have to kiss me.

- What? - You heard, kiss me.

Doesn't count.

I mean on the lips.

You have to.

Again, you have to practice.

- Are you sure this is okay to do?

We're sisters.

I'm starting to feel funny.

Kissing does that to you.

Come on, try again.

Okay.

Here goes.

You want a kiss?

It makes me tingle.

It's supposed to.

Let's do it again.

Not bad.

Very cute.

We practice all the time.

- We'd love to be the sultan's little girls.

- I'm sorry, I, it wouldn't look right.

- I beg your pardon, Your Worship.

We are old enough.

- We just look young, that's our specialty.

- We're not minors, we're over 18.

- Yes, I know, but the sultan has an image to maintain.

Um, it wouldn't look right.

- Rats. - Rats.

Next.

Name?

Ample.

I'll say.

- This is Candy and this is Kitten.

Nice to meet you all.

I bet I can guess your specialty.

You can?

Well, uh, you're very healthy.

- I love my breasts, and I can suck them.

Really?

Uh huh.

That was Candy.

And Kitten, she likes to be licked.

Mm.

Men seem to stare at my breasts all the time.

Does that bother you?

Oh no, I like it.

Do you think the sultan would like to play with them?

- Well, they, uh, they are tempting.

- Oh, well, you know, he could get in between 'em

and bounce 'em around.

And uh, he could tie them up.

Some men like to do that, you know?

Really?

- Mine look really good when they're tied up.

But do you know the best thing?

Do tell.

- The best thing is when you sit on me,

get in between them, and fuck them.

In between them, you say?

- If you had somebody here, I could show you.

Darn.

The boys that help just went to lunch.