Marshmallow

- Hey, Josh, you ever heard you're a bitch?

- Jason, come on now, bro.

Come on, bro.

Poor bitch.

Hey, Jay, catch it, bro.

Hey, guys, can I join?

(scoffing) Sure, loser.

Move, loser.

This guy really thought he could play with us.

Have fun in Dork Land.

I see you, buddy.

Stop playing with your food and eat it.

So, Morgan, how was your day today?

Anything exciting?

Okay, sweetheart, I know it's been tough since the move,

but I really think this will be good for you.

You know, it's a change of pace

and you'll get to meet new kids...

- So Morgan, I hear that you are going to summer camp.

- I'm being sent to summer camp, against my will.

- Clearly thrilled. - How could I be?

I don't know, sometimes,

little surprises can be a good thing.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, I mean,

I used to love to go to summer camp.

I met the best man at my wedding there.

- Really? - Yeah.

You get to go and flirt and screw around,

and, take it from me, two months away from these two,

you'll never want to come home.

- Oh, thanks. (laughing) - All right, Pops.

Let's not convince our son to emancipate.

- Can I take that? - Yeah. Thank you.

I'm done too.

- Oh no you're not. Finish those veggies.

You'll grow strong.

Hey, Morgan.

I think this camp sounds like a pretty fun thing.

(sighs) I don't know.

- Sometimes the best adventures are unplanned.

My dad gave this to me when I was about your age

when I went to summer camp.

Whoa. This is badass.

(Mom and Dad chatter indistinctly)

- And more important, how sweet is it gonna be

to get away from those assholes.

(chuckling) Yeah.

- Roy, you wanna top up before dessert?

- Oh honey, you come and sit down, you have a seat.

I'm gonna get up and get these old legs moving again.

Morgan, you want another Merlot?

Sure.

Your grandpa's right.

Surprises can be a really good thing.

Keep an open mind, right?

Promise?

- Grandpa. - Oh my God.

Dad, Dad, Dad!

Dad? Dad?

Call 911.

I'm calling 911.

Hi, yes, I am at 352 Galway Court Road.

My father-in-law has collapsed.

- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Sweetie, tell your counselors

if you have any trouble sleeping, okay?

They can get in touch with us.

And speaking of sleeping, go easy on the sugar.

Okay?

I don't want you to have any more nightmares.

- Hey, did I mention Jess from work is also sending her son,

CJ, to camp this summer.

Gonna be a roommate.

- Yes, Dad, you told me this a million times already.

It's just, CJ's a real dick.

Oh, hey, language.

- You've met the kid literally one time.

Can't be that bad.

Well, he is.

- Look, I know you don't understand this,

but you need this

and it's gonna be good.

It's gonna be good.

- Remember when you fucked it up last year?

We're not gonna do that again, okay?

So we're gonna make it look beautiful.

Everyone's on their way, can you move a little quicker.

We do this every fucking year.

Thank you.

- Avery, are you ready for another wild couple

of months, brother?

- Oh, sure, man, having to do the Lord's work.

Amen. Amen.

Do you wanna roll one of those for me, will ya?

Nothing wrong with getting a little high

right before we have to start delting.

You like that? Right?

Like this? - Oh yeah.

Ugh, get a room.

- Why would we do that? Why would we get a room?

There's cabins everywhere.

- Okay, I have to take care of these.

Then I also took the badges from Collins' office.

Yeah, I'd love if you guys

picked up some slack around here.

Everyone's busting their ass outside.

Maybe you could, I dunno, put on a shirt, Kazswar.

- What, and deprive you of all this? Come on.

- Believe it or not, I can go an hour or two

without seeing your chest, unlike some of us.

- You don't need to be a bitch, Rachel.

Damn!

- Hey-o, did somebody call the fun police?

- Franklin, did you hear us laughing again

and you come in here to break up the party?

- So you're really still leaning

into this jock counselor thing, huh?

Yeah.

- Laurie, you wanna come help me down by the docks?

Something to do.

- Ah baby, I can give you something to do.

- Oh, Kaz, by the way, I hear Collins is looking

for someone to put new air fresheners in the bathrooms.

- Oh really? Thank you for that.

Collins can bite me.

- Collins can what? - Oh, shit.

It's this kind of bullshit

that got you nearly canned last summer.

Alright? You're here to work.

Put on a shirt, hang these up in the shitter, alright?

- Really me? - Yeah.

- Somebody took a weapons grade BM in there.

You suck, man.

- What was that? - Huh?

- I know, I know. I know what you said.

And you?

Do you understand, right, that you're the adult supervision.

Okay?

Just make yourself useful.

Go, go help out Kazswar with the bathrooms.

- Last names A through M to the left,

N through Z to the right.

Hey, welcome back, guys.

Doesn't it look fun?

It looks so cool, right?

Hey, welcome guys.

Hey, how are y'all? Welcome, welcome.

- This is so great, look at the climbing wall over there.

How cool is that, huh?

- Hello there, first-timer, welcome to Camp Almar.

Can I get a name, buddy?

Uh, Morgan Davis.

Uh, Morgan?

Yes, there you are.

Okay, now Morgan, if I could get you to write

your name on one of these lanyards,