Konkatsu 1000 Knocks (婚活1000本ノック)

Hmm...｡

good morning.

I'm still sleepy...

"I don't care if you're a ghost, I want you to be by my side"

"I don't care if you're a ghost, I want you to be by my side"

《Let's be together》

what? No, not really.

oh!

I bought it~ Welcome back. Yay!

Itadakimasu. Itadakimasu.

Hmm! Hmm!

Hmm! Hmm!

Delicious! delicious!

After all, this is the best way to eat gyudon.

Yeah, it's mostly pickled ginger, so I don't feel guilty.

The capsaicin in shichimi chili pepper also increases metabolism➡

Maybe I'll lose weight? Hmm, I wonder if that's the case➡

I also bought donuts for dessert.

oh! Nice, you're bullish, Minami-san.

So I'll eat it soon.

《From the loneliness of being single➡

One week since I started a pseudo-romance with Yamada

《Yamada will always be by my side》

《Since I started living with Yamada, I no longer feel unnecessarily depressed.》

《There is no skinship because it is a ghost》

《There is no skinship because it is a ghost》

``But it's not a bad idea to sleep side by side like this.''

It's cold. Why?

Power is strong! It's so powerful!

《Life was more fun than I expected》

Ah! Mr. Minami!

Thank you for your hard work. What? meeting? yes.

I just finished and am going to do a magazine interview!

I just finished and am going to do a magazine interview!

It's still a big seller. What is it?

That's how you sound like a grandma. No, you're not a grandma.

sorry! Grandma said too much.

It was an aunt! Come on?

Fufufufu…｡

So what do you think? What is it like looking for a marriage?

Not at all. That's right.

Hey hey, don't shut up! Was it a broadcasting accident?

Listen to me too!

What? What's going on? What's going on?

What? What's going on? What's going on?

eh? That lazy grinning face➡

Maybe you're on good terms with someone?

Yes, finally.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Hmm...

Is he a former doctor? Former doctor?

Yeah. Now?

I guess I'm not doing anything right now. Wow!

Do you feel like you've already made enough money as a doctor for the rest of your life?

Well, that's right. Yeah. I probably won't work again for the rest of my life.

Wow... that's ridiculously rich.

Wow... that's ridiculously rich.

Well, if I see it, I'll introduce it to you.

What if you see it? If you can see it, it's nothing. It's nothing.

What do you mean?

Sister, did you find a good person?

Good!

Ah... well...｡

Huh? Haven't you found it?

Hmm... (Ryuji) What is it? I'm not sure.

Hehe... what?

Hehehehe.

《At first I thought it was fruitless, but this pseudo-love story➡

It heals my heart, which was hurt by too much marriage hunting.

I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it! like! like!

like! like! like!

Impossible!! Huh!?

Can you please stop me from doing that?

What? What? suddenly.

What? What? suddenly.

I'm getting really excited about something➡

Is this a pseudo-love affair?

If you're dating a ghost, you won't reveal anything, right?

No, I know!

But even then, we were pretty excited about dating.

It's not a joke. I was just adjusting to Minami-san's preferences!

It's annoying! Anyway, this is the end of escaping reality.

If that happens, you won't be able to kill three birds with one stone even if it takes your whole life, right?

I know it even if you don't say it. You definitely don't understand it!

Tomorrow we will resume our marriage activities.

Stop making that blank face for a second. It looks like a Noh mask, right?

Stop making that blank face for a second. It looks like a Noh mask, right?

noisy! Don't tell me what to do! Even though he's dead!

Huh!? Unless that dead guy tells me what to do➡

Who among us can't do anything?

Even though I’m alive!!

Huh!! Minami-san➡

Only children up to 5 years old can be cute when they are sulking.

Isn't it tough for adults to be defiant?

It really pisses me off!

If that's the case, you're a good man, so bring me along!

No, no, no... please look for it yourself.

Work a little! Who do you think you're paying for to eat?

Well...when you say that, it's that...

Well...when you say that, it's that...

I'm paying the rent, too. I understand.

It was my fault. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Why did you suddenly become so honest?

Hey, why don't we go out for a drink sometime to make up?

eh? A restaurant that Minami seems to like recently➡

I found it, huh?

How about tomorrow? Huh? Tomorrow?

Is there any free time? Eh, then shall we go?

Is there any free time? Eh, then shall we go?

Yeah. That's what I was looking for.

I have received a boatload of tuna!

"tricked"

《When I go to the izakaya specified by Yamada➡

Yamada and this man were waiting for me.

Is it hot? 《This is Tamai-san, 29 years old》

《Stylish hairstyle and natural muscles》

《I don't think he's the king of beasts because he seems timid➡

It's Takei, not Tamai.

It's Takei, not Tamai.

How about a drink for now?

Seriously the worst. Shhh! Can you hear me?

Wow! Wow!! Evil spirits expelled.

It's not working!

I'm not an evil spirit.

Two beers.

After all, wouldn't it have been better to go to a shop that was a little more beautiful?

Ah... no no.

Look, look, Tamai-san is depressed!

Laugh! Ahahaha…!

Mr. Minami? Mr. Minami? eh? eh?

Mr. Minami? Mr. Minami? eh? eh?

I love shops like this.

I actually prefer it to be dirtier.

I'm so happy. I love stores like this too.

I love Rui Yoshida's ``Sakaba Wandering Chronicles''.

Ah, that's BS! (Takei) Do you know?

Yes. That's a lie.

We're a good match, aren't we? Hey.

Sorry to have kept you waiting. Excuse me. There are only two pieces. Please go ahead.

What about snacks? Ah, I'll leave it to you.

May I? Well then, edamame. (Salesperson) Edamame, yes.

May I? Well then, edamame. (Salesperson) Edamame, yes.

Hiyayakko. (Salesperson) Hiyayakko.

Also, yuba sashimi. (All ingredients are soybeans)

Do you like fried foods? Ah, I love you already.

So let's use fried tofu. All ingredients are soybeans!

What do you mean? Sorry Sorry.

Don't use other people's smartphones to match!

I thought it would suit Minami-san. It doesn't suit her at all!

Even our tastes in food are completely different. Hey, what can you do for me?

It's an overdose of isoflavones! Alright, calm down.

It's an overdose of isoflavones! Alright, calm down.

I ordered a hamburger delivered.

eh? that? Didn't you feel like that?

No...I was thinking the exact same thing.

Feeling like a double cheese burger? I feel like I'm having a double cheese burger.

Hmm! Delicious!

This is it, after all. Hehehe...Yeah.

Minami-san, I'm really sorry for deceiving you.

It's okay already.

This is my apology. Yeah?

I got it from the ghost of my senior.

I got it from the ghost of my senior.

Let's go together.

eh? Hehehe.

Does anesthesia really work?

Yes, of course.

When I woke up, the surgery was over.

Then I'll put anesthesia into the drip.

They put me under anesthesia.

ah….

Let's start. Female.

Wow, scary, scary, scary! Oh scary scary scary!

Sorry! I was about to start surgery! ➡

sorry! 《She was fooled again》

《When I go to the theater specified by Yamada➡

Yamada and this man were waiting for me.

《This is Mr. Ishii》

《Yamada is the man who made an appointment with me again without my knowledge》

《My occupation is an ophthalmologist, and my hobby is comedy criticism》

《Grading the story without being asked➡

Post harsh criticism on SNS➡

Post harsh criticism on SNS➡

Apparently he once got into a fight with a comedian.

《I named him Kenta because he appeared with an appearance similar to Carnel Sanders.》

《I feel bad about being deceived by Yamada➡

The live show was interesting》

It was like a person sleeping under anesthesia.

Fufufu…｡

《Huh? Now that was fun! 》

``Why can't you stay calm? 》

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! (laughter)

I stabbed the female! (Gunpi) It hurts too much!

I stabbed the female! (Gunpi) It hurts too much!

``Why are you holding back your laughter? Please laugh out loud》

《Are you so popular C? How high is she looking?

Sorry for overcoming the bear.

For now, I'm always changing the wording.

Ah... that's right.

《So what?》