Veneno

Joselito!

-Thanks, handy boy! -Here you go, Mrs. Romero.

I've told you a million times to call me Pepa, kid.

Mistress is for old coots. Have you fed the animals?

-Not yet. -Go on, then.

Hello.

Easy.

-Where have you been? -In the vegetable garden.

-You ask so much... -This guy needs to know it all!

Hurry up! Tomás is here.

The guy is pretty hot, huh?

He's Maribel's boyfriend.

I bought it this morning from that strong real lad in the shop.

He spilled some and do you know what I said to him?

Enough, kid!

-Of course we do! -Come on, say it!

I wish I were that wine to run down your sexy body!

Not at the dinner table. Come on! Listen to your mother.

And how long have you been here?

-I mean, you, all of you. -Well, the whole summer.

Alfonso, Adela and Tere are lifelong friends.

When we fled the village, they took us in here...

-Here we are. -That's about right.

The shed was empty, so to have it collecting dust,

better to put youngsters up, I say.

Joselito, Adela and Mari Tere are very helpful.

-They're good kids. -And we're very thankful

to Mr. and Mrs. Romero having us here.

As a big happy family!

-Cheers to this family, then! -Sure!

To the Romeros!

Cheers.

The mirror's essential for dancers, for the queen in Snow White or Alice,

the girl who visited Wonderland.

Frequently in these tales, they go through the mirror...

They are so desperate. Getting on a plane just to appear on TV!

That's silly!

-I would! -No way!

To meet new people.

That's only for people desperate for a fuck, trust me!

TV freaks!

-We'll take a walk. -Sure, darling.

A walk... Sure thing!

...what is behind the mirror. Beautiful! On top of that... right!

Joselito!

-Maribel told me to give you this. -Thank you very much.

You got a bit of...

Let me...

Is the work too hard in here?

No.

No, what I like the most is looking after the animals.

I like them better than humans.

Can I have some?

-Sure. -Thanks.

-Wanna keep it? -No.

-Are you sure? It's warm. -I'm ok.

Ok then. Take it easy.

Stop, they gonna hear us!

Who cares? I wanted to fuck you so bad!

EPISODE 3 CARESS ME

Has it been any painful lately?

All good.

Good. Then, you're done.

They seem good to me. Take a look and let me know what you think.

Have a closer look, on your side.

Aren't they a little too big?

Mom, please!

They're just the right size for her shape.

By the way, shall we schedule the next surgery?

What next surgery?

Well... You know.

I do...

That one.

Yes, that one: the vaginoplasty.

I'd book the second week, next month. The sooner we're done, the better.

Are you happy?

Are you ok?

I am.

It's this woman and her scheduling...

on that and...

Honey, that's normal, she's a doctor, and to her those things are...

"Those things".

-Well, I mean those procedures. -Yeah.

It's her procedure, she's taking it for granted.

Valeria.

Let nobody tell you what to do.

Follow your instincts.

You've got all the time in the world to think it through.

-Valeria! Excuse me... -Hi, Blanca.

-You look gorgeous! -Thank you so much.

I read the piece you sent. I love the part in Marbella.

We'll meet the deadline. -Ok. I'll go to Paca's anyway.

Oh, the story about Tomás is quite captivating but...

-This isn't a romantic comedy. -I know, but there's something there!

Keep up the good work. Send me more over the weekend, ok?

I have to go. You look gorgeous.

-Bye! -Thank you so much.

-What a nice pussy! -Good Lord!

A top notch pussy!

-Lucky bitch! -Very well designed!

-Wonderful! -I'd love to get a fanny like this!

-You like it? -Scares the shit outta me though.

-Why? -Because they say you never come,

and any dick hurts as they stick it in, it always freaked me out.

-I never went for it. -I'm a pioneer of pussy surgery!

This looks like a burger!

Two chicken wings, and a nugget in the middle.

A burger? I'm pussyful and you're pussyless!

You may have a pussy but you can't feel a shit!

-Is this orgasm story true or not? -Of course you have orgasms!

Don't listen to the oldies.

Let me tell you, hun.

On my first night out with my new pussy,

I was a wreck! But suddenly, I was approached by a hottie.

I did calm down, as 4 hours later I was riding like a total bitch!

At one point, we made eye contact

and there I came like never before!

The best orgasm in my life, without rubbing me out!

-Charming prince had a huge dick! -Princess you mean.

It was a woman. She had a black dildo. This big!

-Such a kinky! -So you went lesbian!

Lesbian Trans, variety is the spice of life.

-Just sayin'! -Sure thing.

If I had a good pussy, I'd feel more confident when scoring men.

Hun, it's like a Chinese buffet. You have loads of dishes. You choose.

You just need to figure it out.

Because the pussy doesn't make the woman.

Valeriana, do you feel it or not?

Well...

When I think about getting naked...

-Then get rid of it. -Maybe not!

The point is: you can't know what you like if you don't try it.

TRANS DATING CHAT

YOUNG CHICK

HOT COLLEGE GIRL

God no!

TRANS GIRL

GOT A DICK? HOW BIG? COME TO MY PLACE!

OFFSPRING!

Valeria darling, dinner's ready. How long you gonna be?

-What's that? A chat? -Mom!

-All good, it's widely used. -Mom, please!

-What's wrong with that? -Mom!

Well, take your time, ok?

Dinner can wait. You keep on with your chat, I'll keep myself busy.

-Want me to shut the door? -Yes.

Alright, we were at Tomás and Maribel making love, remember?

Of course. I can still picture them.

You did get to him again, didn't you?

Sure! I spent years in the village working as a hairdresser.

I had talent!

I was older and smoking hot. The hottest!

God, the jealousy! Terrible!

Faggot!

When I grew up, both women and gay guys were all over me!

-So hot, it burns! -I'd eat you raw, babe.

But I didn't pay attention.

God willing, he fucks me soon.

Come on in! You're driving me nuts!

I really felt I'd found my place.

-Any gossips? -Conchi walked in today.

She said: Joselito, I think I'm getting bald.

I said: look, Conchi. Here's what you should do.

Check out your pubes.

Count them. If you're hairy down there, so are you up here.

I cracked that bitch up!

-You're hardcore. -You think?

Conchi is a bundle of fun and sweetness.

Tomás and Maribel are coming today.

For dinner.

Good.

-What? -Nothing!

Why staring? You're so weird sometimes.

I'll help you clear the table. And then I go to bed, I'm exhausted.

Pepe, we're going to Carmen's, ok?

Not too late. It's not safe at night.

-Want a lift? -Sure!

So I'm not the one driving.

-Yes, let's head off. -Let's go!

Wait a second, Joselito!

I'm going for a smoke, are you in?

It's a nice car you've got!

-The shutter business's not bad. -I can tell.

Everyone needs good shutters for a good nap.

Can I try?

Of course.

Have your parents come yet?

Once last spring. They haven't since.

Are you planning on staying here?

I don't know, everybody seems to leave the nest but me.

How about Mari Tere?

If that lazy cow leaves before I do, I'd die.

Is it good?

You should...

Hey. Give me that.

Slow it down, you gonna get high.

What a nice buzz!

You're lots of fun.

-Because you got me high, smart ass! -Yeah, must be that.

And beautiful.