I Love Wing Chun (笑詠春)

Welcome to My FM, My Music.

I am Royce Chan.

Today's weather forecast is sunny.

The highest temperature will be 23 degrees Celsius.

The lowest temperature will be 17 degrees Celsius.

The relative humidity will be 63%.

The Royal Observatory advises citizens to be in a happy mood.

But if you are affected by the change of weather...

and causes endocrine disorders

Or, the stop or the disorder heart beat causes sudden change...

For example, you discovered yesterday was the birthday of your wife or girlfriend...

Or, it was any anniversary like marriage, dating...

Or, it was the birthday of your girlfriend's best friend.

The Royal Observatory advises you to be precautious.

Most important is to mind human security

In order to handle the most horrible

as well as most terrible ambush.

The government advises all citizens to stand up,

participate in the trainings of self defence.

Therefore, we recommend the most powerful

and most popular kung-fu of the world, Wing Chun.

The weather report ends.

Dad, you are home!. Daddy.

Understand.

Thank you, dad!

Okay, let's go.

Come on, let's eat...

Okay.

Master Hung, it's time for your body check.

Let's do it when we are back to USA.

Dad, what's up with you?.

It's peanut.

Hey, Hung, he is already eighteen.

I think it's time to bring him back.

All right, I'll follow it tomorrow.

Good!

Dad, who are you talking about?.

A guy who is quite important to me.

But that's none of your business, let's eat.

Come on.

Beauty, want a photo copy?.

Help me to copy this too.

Do you want me to copy you, or you copy me?.

nuts!

Baby, it's done, do you want to dine with me?.

Come on, get it now, come on...

Do you want it?. Get it now, come and get it.

Come on, get it here!

Hey, where are you going?.

Take it back.

Boss, good morning.

Boss, your suit and your hair make a perfect match!

Your tie is so pretty!

You look gorgeous today!

Follow me to my office.

Boss...

I think you mistook me!

What you saw isn't what I mean.

What you are thinking isn't what you should have thought.

This is the case, some female colleagues rounded me up...

I don't know how to get rid of them.

You know, I have tons of work, so...

All of a sudden...

You don't have to come to work tomorrow.

Boss, do you want to fire me?.

You can't fire me!

I have many women to feed, my dad has many wives...

So I have many mothers...

Take a look first.

What?. It's a picture.

Your mission is to find this guy.

I see! You almost scared me to death!

Hey, he is handsome!

What he is a man!

Be smart, this guy is very important to Master Hung.

I see, all right...

Pals, we are going to have a big meal!

This is a table for six, please wait.

All right. Thank you.

Pretty girl, is my table ready?. A table for four please.

Why should I have to wait for ages?.

- Please wait for a while... - I've waited for a long time.

It will be ready soon!

Why not take a seat first?. Please take a seat.

Okay, be quick please.

Sure, I am sorry...

Bro, what's the matter?.

Cut the crap, I have something good for you.

Really?. Don't lie to me.

In the coming days, we don't have to pay...

for shopping, eating, and all entertainments!

What?. It's gorgeous!

Okay, I'll quit my job and keep you company in the coming days!

See you tomorrow eight at the entrance of Subang Avenue.

I'll drive and pick you up there.

Be on time, or I'll leave without waiting.

All right, see you tomorrow at Subang Avenue.

See you there.

Bye!

Besides shopping, bro said he'd drive a beautiful car here.

Yes, bro said he would stop the car at the entrance.

Look, it must be that one.

Cut the crap, let's move!

Wow!

This is the latest model,

and this is the most beautiful and speedy one!

Bro is so nice to us!

What are we waiting for?. Let's move!

Kids, what are you doing?.

Why did you touch my car?.

I'd report to police, you know?.

And, I know kung-fu, you know that?.

Sorry, it's a misunderstanding. So sorry about that.

All right, I'll spare you this time. You'd better leave now.

- Go. - Thank you.

- If you don't go, I'll go. - Thank you.

What?. Did we go a wrong place?.

So, where is bro?.

What's up with you?. This is my car.

Get in!

Get in!

All right.

Hurry up!

Move to the back.

Who is this guy?. Why Master Hung is so anxious to look for him?.

He looks handsome!

Let me take a look!

Oh, he is handsome!

I don't care,

and I don't care what he is.

Anyway, for any cost initiated from this trip,

All will be paid by the company.

I don't care whether he is his adulterine child or not.

no matter what,

I must send a wonderful trip this time.

But he is really a handsome guy, he looks like Tian Liang.

But I think he looks like Wang Guang-liang.

Brother Min, could you stop for a while?.

I want to piss please!

Honey, look at Wing.

He plays great Wing Chun Fist.

Of course, we've tried our very best to teach him that.

Time flies, Wing is already eighteen now.

Yes, time really flies.

I still remember what his dad said before his death.

A fortune teller said Wing would encounter big danger when he is 18.

Don't worry, Wing learns great Kung-fu from us.

He would always have good luck.

I do hope so.

Cut the crap, ask Wing home for dinner please.

Wing, come home for dinner!

Okay, I'll be right back.

Uncle Chun, Auntie Chun.

Your favourite.

Thank you.

It's time for dinner, why do you still eat biscuit?.

That's right, stop eating that.

Let's eat.

Let's eat first. All right.

What the hell is this place?.

Why are you kids here?.

Uncle, we are looking for a house.

Do you know where

Damn Street is?.

Are you blind?. You all have eyes.

Can't you find the sign?.

But how come the sign is placed next to the stone?.

Damn Street!

Uncle, we would

Iike to look for a guy named Wing.

Do you know him?.

Uncle, maybe I can give you some idea...

Let me describe his look to you, he is like...

He has narrow forehead, he doesn't look rich at all.

He seems to be lustful, he has esotropia, one leg is longer.

And, his ass upturned!

You don't look rich and you have narrow forehead.

You have uneven legs and esotropia, look lustful and your ass upturned.

What do you mean?.

Maybe I don't express myself right.

Let me describe once again.

Actually, he looks smart.

He has charming eyes.

Many people like him.

Everyone wants to hug him.

He is very young, he is named Wing.

Why do you come for him?.

I am asked by someone to look for him.

So, you are sent by Master Hung, aren't you?.

That's right.

This is fate!

Follow me then.

Wait, where are you taking me to?.

Any problem?.

No.

So, come with me.

Fatty, the car is out of petrol.

Take the car with you for some petrol.

Make it a full tank. Hurry up.

Here I am...