A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter

['Buy Me Presents' by Sabrina Carpenter plays]

Come on, everyone!

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Welcome to A Nonsense Christmas.

You could've been anywhere tonight,

spending time with family, helping the less fortunate,

but instead, you're here, half watching a big screen

while scrolling social media on a smaller screen,

and for that, I'm forever grateful.

This special isn't just about Christmas though.

We're celebrating all the holidays.

So, happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa,

and happy birthday, Natalie.

There's gotta be at least one person named Natalie whose birthday is today, right?

Well, either way, strap on

because tonight, I'm in the mood for a little nonsense.

[melody of 'It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year' plays]

No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget as long as I go viral,

so I'm gonna break the set just to do it.

My leg!

He'll be fine.

There are comedy specials, and there are music specials,

and there are holiday specials.

But who does musical comedy holiday specials?

A lot of people.

But do those specials have celebrity guests?

Yes, they do!

Everyone with a musical comedy holiday special does them with celebrity guests,

and this is one of those.

Which means I'm allowed to say 'fuck' three times.

Fuck.

Just one left.

Anyways...

- - Here we are.

We've arrived at my set. Isn't this cute?

It's exactly what my house looked like growing up.

A tree, three walls, and a live studio audience.

You're in luck. I've trimmed my tree just for you.

Let's start the show.

Happy holidays.

What if it's like, 'Happy holiday...'

No, I'm not British. Okay.

Maybe drier.

Happy holidays.

All right, stand by!

Like, happy holidays.

That's, like, a bit too sultry.

We are rolling. We are rolling. Quiet, please.

I'm not gonna say it.

Okay!

Oh my God.

Guys, it's frozen.

Oh, it's not frozen. Action.

Ooh!

Little beans.

So cute!

Mwah!

- - Want a drink?

Oh wow. Thank God we installed that seasonal doorbell.

It's Tyla, everybody!

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Tell 'em, Tyla.

Come on, everybody. Let's dance.

You all better be standing wherever you guys are watching this.

If you're in your living rooms, come on, dance with us.

Merry Christmas to your brothers.

To your sisters.

To your mister.

To your cousins.

- To your dogs? What? -

- Let's party, everybody. -

Merry Christmas to everyone back home.

Merry Christmas, Sabrina.

- Merry Christmas, Tyla. - Yes.

My feathers are all over this place.

Cut, and we cut, and we cut.