Army Wives

There is a warrior inside you.

Now get rid of the dog or I will.

- Lucky saved my life. - Don't worry, man. I'll get him out.

I can explain, pamela.

You want to tell me what else you've been lying to me about?

Pamela, look...

I'm serious. What else have you been lying about?

Get off my back, okay? Can I have one moment of peace and quiet to myself?

Yes, you can, chase, but you don't get it.

Okay, you know what? Just go. I mean it. Get out!

Admiring the view?

Look at all those presidents.

Mount Rushmore in your own cash register.

Go ahead and say it.

Say what?

"i told you so."

Oh, you mean that I told you business would skyrocket

if you let me change the menu, bring in chief

and add live music... That you're a natural-born fool

to not have listened to me in the first place?

Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah.

No, I'm not gonna say that.

Well, just to keep your hat size down,

don't forget that most of the money

goes to the i.r.s. over the next few years,

and i got a kid in private school,

and i need a new car...

And you're gonna have to remind me

to get that recipe from you sometime.

What recipe?

The one where you make lemons out of lemonade.

Hey, rox. Chrissie just called.

Her sister had a baby and isn't feeling well.

She had to drive down to valdosta tonight.

What? She couldn't wait?

I'm sorry. It must be serious.

But how can the band go on without their singer?

Well, that's just it. They... they can't.

No band? We're gonna have to refund everyone's cover.

Let me handle this.

Hey there, missy.

Shady. Well, it's about time you got your butt back in here.

Don't go yellin' at me now.

The truckin' company changed my route.

I've been living off of waffle houses

- for the last few weeks. - Okay, I forgive you.

Yeah, I had to switch with a buddy of mine

just so I could get back to I-26 and your sweet smile.

Oh, please. Get back to my gumbo, you mean.

Well, yeah, that, too.

You driving tonight?

No, ma'am. I'm sleeping out in the rig.

Good. Well, I got a draft here coming up, on the house.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

Rison!

Come on, lucky, do you have to sniff everything?

Come on. I'm going to be late for school.

Come on.

No, boy. This way. I said come.

Delicious.

Bana ginger. I got the recipe off a diabetes web site.

Well, keep spoiling me like this,

and I may never let you go away to college.

- I don't think so. I gotta go. - Okay.

- oh, What smells so good? - Hey, dad.

Oh, emmalin made muffins.

You wouldn't like 'em. They're healthy.

Problems?

I just got off the phone with corps.

We got a four-star comin' in tomorrow.

Tomorrow? Four-stars don't just show up unannounced.

- What's going on? - I don't know.

I'm told he will brief me when he gets here.

How long is he gonna be here?

Will he be here for your promotion ceremony?

- Possibly. - Okay. Then I better call protocol.

That's a good idea.

Any chance you're available for cocktails when he gets here?

I always like to put the post's best face forward.

Can't. I have the f.r.g. Charity golf tournament.

That's right.

Why don't we switch places? I will play golf...

And you can entertain the four-star?

No. No way. Sorry.

What is in these?

Oatmeal, I think.

I want a doughnut.

All day. All day. All day, martinez.

You're a warrior.

Show me you're a warrior, martinez. Come on!

I'm not gonna give up on you. Don't give up on me.

There you go. Go! Go! Go!

Nice!

How'd I do?

You shaved 45 seconds off your time. Nice work.

That's it? I'm still a minute over.

Yeah, but you're improving. That's huge.

Now walk it off. Come on.

I'm never gonna pass.

Hey, I don't want to hear that kind of talk.

When you started,

you couldn't pass any of your physical requirements.

- Now all you got left is the run. - Yeah.

I know you can do this, martinez.

The question is, do you know it?

Yes, sergeant.

- What was that? - Yes, sergeant!

All right then. Nice work, bud.

We do it again tomorrow.

Why didn't you tell me you can sing?

If I could entertain people like that,

I would put myself up on a billboard.

Down, girl. There is plenty of people who sing better than me.

Yeah? I'd like to meet 'em.

Well, come to church with me any sunday.

- That's how I got started. - Really?

I was 8, and I sang so loud they had to put me in the choir.

Well, you're really good.

I mean it. Do you ever think of doing it full-time?

Me? No. Sunday's my day to sing.

Figure whatever gift god's given me, it's to praise him.

I save reba for the shower.

Oh. Hey, jeff.

- hey. - hey.

Is chrissie back?

No. We were hoping viola could sing again tonight.

- no. - yes!

It was a onetime deal only. I barely made it through the set.

The crowd loved it.

The crowd was drunk.

- So? - I was sober, and I loved it.

See? She's doing it.

You're doing it. That's an order.

Cool.

Pamela, only one visor per goodie bag.

Sorry. Stupid.

No, it's not a big deal.

You all right?

Fine, except I may have to break chase'sotherleg.

- But I really don't want to talk about it. - Believe me, she doesn't.

Please, michelle, I understand.

No, you just take care of yourself. Yes. Okay, bye.

No. More bad news?

- She has the flu. - Oh, my god.

- What's goin' on? - Well, we just lost our foursome

for the golf tournament tomorrow.

And we were already scrambling because our other partner can't make it either.

Well, that stinks, 'cause this whole thing is your baby.

Actually, the tournament is denise's baby.

You're kidding.

No, she suggested it at her very first f.r.g. Meeting here at fort marshall.

She'll never admit it, but denise is a shark.

Oh, stop.

I started taking lessons when frank was away in korea.

I got the bug. So what are we gonna do?

Well, if you insist, I'll be happy to offer my services.

And we'd be happy to accept, but this tournament is women only.

Well, in that case, i'll go check on my daughter.

I guess we have to withdraw.

Wait a minute. I'll play.

- Wait. You play golf, roxy? - Are you kidding?

I get it in the windmill every single time.

I'm like the leblanc family champ.

Roxy, we're not talking about miniature golf here. This is the real thing.

How different can it be? Get the ball in the hole, right?

And it's for charity, isn't it?

Yeah, fisher house. They build guest houses for families of hospitalized soldiers.

- Well, you can count me in, too. - That's what I'm talkin' about.

You sure?

Yeah, I played a couple of police tournaments back in the day,

and I'd love the excuse to avoid my husband for a while.

What do you think?

I think it's great. You know, it's not cheap.

It costs $100 to enter.

Yeah. Yeah, that kind of takes me out of the runnin'.

Lots of players get sponsors, and the f.r.g.

Has a great reputation with local businesses.

Hey, well that's great. My seafood distributor owes me.

I'm totally hittin' him up.

I'll kick in half a share, pamela.

I'd like to support the cause even if I can't swing a club.

Done.

Hey, what about the kids?

You know, tournament takes most of the day.

Emmalin's free. She'd love to babysit.

Yeah, and I got a man in a leg cast at home...

Built-in babysitter.

Michelle can loan one of you her clubs,

and I've got an extra set in the garage.

Great, then it's all settled.

Good.

yay!

Oh, look, they even have their own cute little socks.

Okay, I guess we'll see you guys tomorrow.

- Guess so. - Okay. Yeah. I'll get this. Okay.

This is gonna be so much fun.

- The four musketeers. - Can't wait.

You sure about this?

Like roxy said, it'll be fun.