Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

* SHE WORE AN ITSY-BITSY, TEENY-WEENY *

* YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI *

* THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY *

* SHE WORE AN ITSY-BITSY, TEENY-WEENY *

* YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI *

* THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY **

YAAAH!

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* SHE WORE AN ITSY-BITSY *

* TEENY-WEENY *

* YELLOW POLKA *

* DOT BIKINI *

* YEAH *

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* TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT SHE WORE *

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HEY, GILBERT.

HI, LEWIS.

I GOT YOU SOME MORE READING MATERIAL.

HA!

HA!

GREAT MINDS, HUH?

YEAH. HEY, HOW YOU FEELIN'?

ACTUALLY, I'M FEELING PRETTY STUPID.

I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD

WHO COULD BREAK HIS LEG PLAYING CHESS.

DON'T GET DOWN ON YOURSELF.

THAT WAS A TRICKY MOVE.

THANKS.

SURE.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, LEWIS?

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, GILBERT.

YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THIS CHAPTER.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LEAD THESE GUYS.

LEWIS, YOU'RE A BORN LEADER.

YOU GOT A KENNEDY'S LOOKS

AND AN EINSTEIN'S BRAINS.

AND THE PROWESS OF A SKOLNICK.

THAT'S MY DAD.

I GOT TO GO, GILBERT.

OK.

BYE.

KNOCK 'EM DEAD.

YA HA HA! HA HA!

I'LL BE IN TOUCH!

TICKETS?

CHECK. CHECK. CHECK.

MONEY?

CHECK. CHECK. CHECK.

PROPHYLACTICS?

CH-- CH--

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

YOU KILL ME, DAD!

YOU'VE REALLY GOT THE PEDAL ON THE METAL.

YEAH, I DO. I'VE GOT THE CRUISE CONTROL LOCKED INTO 35.

KICK IT UP TO 37. LET'S LIVE DANGEROUSLY.

DAD!

UPLINK. HERE'S MY PAGER.

HERE YOU GO, DAD.

PLUG THAT INTO THE LIGHTER.

OK.

NEEDS 13.8 VOLTS.

"GILBERT TO LEWIS."

HEY, GUYS, IT'S GILBERT!

"HI, GUYS. IF YOU'VE KEPT YOUR TIMETABLE--

"AND I'LL BET YOU HAVE--

"YOU'RE NOW TRAVELING HIGHWAY 116..."

"APPROACHING THE DUTTONHOFFER CUTOFF."

GOD, GILBERT! GOD!

"WATCH OUT FOR THAT POTHOLE."

OH!

HA HA! HA HA HA!

OOH! AH!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

THAT GILBERT!

"IN ANY CASE, GUYS,

"I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND BEWARE OF THOSE ALPHAS."

THEY'RE HERE...

NERDS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT?

ACCORDING TO THIS,

THE YEAR-ROUND MEAN TEMPERATURE

IN FORT LAUDERDALE'S 72 DEGREES.

WELL, GUY,

IT'S LOCATED 26 DEGREES, 4 MINUTES NORTH, LONGITUDE,

80 DEGREES, 9 MINUTES WEST, LATITUDE.

WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? 68 DEGREES?

HA HA HA! YA HA HA!

EXCUSE ME, MISS.

I DON'T INTEND TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN

UNTIL I'M BACK HERE IN YOUR ARMS

WITH MY HEAD RESTING BETWEEN YOUR CREAMY THIGHS.

JERK!

EXCUSE ME, MISS.

I DON'T INTEND TO SLEEP...

ARE YOU WITH THE SPECIAL GROUP FROM ADAMS COLLEGE?

YES, SIR.

MAY I SEE YOUR TICKETS?

I'LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR PLANE

THROUGH THE VIP ENTRANCE.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE'RE VIPs.

THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

WHERE DID BOOGER GO?

YOU PIG!

WE'RE VIPs.

RIGHT HERE.

VERY IMMENSE PENISES.

UH.

WELL, MEN, WE FINALLY MADE IT.

WORMSER, IS THIS CHANGING CLIMATE

AFFECTING YOUR ALLERGIES?

I'M A LITTLE CLOGGED.

I WISH I HAD SOME HEXADOL.

30 OR 50 MILLIGRAMS?

DO YOU HAVE THE LIQUID?

CHERRY OR MENTHOL?

WHY DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE ON YOUR SHIRT?

WOW! THAT LIMO'S FOR US!

ARE YOU SURE

THIS IS FOR THE UNITED FRATERNITY CONFERENCE?

YUP.

TAKE THIS, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

* GRAB YOUR COAT, HONEY *

* GRAB YOUR HAT *

* THIS TRAIN IS LEAVIN' *

* AND IT AIN'T COMIN' BACK *

* DON'T NEED A TICKET *

* CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? *

* YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY *

* TO THE PROMISED LAND *

* IT'S OVERDUE *

* BUT NOW THE TIME IS RIGHT *

* YEAH *

* IT'S UP TO YOU *

* TO MAKE IT REAL *

* SO TAKE ME *

* TAKE ME BACK TO PARADISE *

* OOH *

* TAKE ME BACK TO PARADISE *

I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE YOU!

WE'RE STAYING AT THE ROYAL FLAMINGO!

555-4369!

* IT'S UP TO YOU *

* TO MAKE IT REAL *

* SO TAKE ME *

* TAKE ME BACK TO PARADISE *

HEY!

* OH, YEAH *

HEY, YOU MISSED A SPOT!

HA HA HA HA HA!

* OH, YEAH! *

HA HA! HEY, GUYS!

HEY, GUYS, HAVE A NICE TIME!

AAH! AAH! THE WINDOW! THE WINDOW!

TO FORT LAUDERDALE!

TO FORT LAUDERDALE! TO FORT LAUDERDALE!

* PACK YOUR BAGS, BABY, GET YOUR THINGS *

* YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS *

* MIND YOUR STUFF AND WATCH WHAT YOU SAY *

* BEFORE YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY *

* IT'S OVERDUE *

* BUT NOW THE TIME IS RIGHT *

* OH, YEAH *

* IT'S UP TO YOU *

* TO MAKE IT REAL *

* SO TAKE ME *

* TAKE ME BACK TO PARADISE *

* PARADISE *

* AH *

* TAKE ME BACK TO PARADISE *

* PARADISE *

* TAKE ME BACK TO PARADISE **

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE COCONUTS!

GEE, THOSE ARE BIG ONES.

WOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!

THERE'S NO REASON WE ALL HAVE TO CHECK IN.

I'LL DO IT IF YOU WANT TO HIT THE BEACH EARLY.

UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!

WAIT UP!

OH!

OHH!

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