Darkwing Duck

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

That do-gooder Duck will never find me here.

I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night,

I am a special news bulletin

that interrupts your favorite show.

I am Darkwing...

Keen gear, a real supervillain.

Let's squish him.

Gosalyn, you chipmunk. You're supposed to be at home studying for your geography test.

But this is much more educational, Dad.

Oooomm, I'll deal with you later.

Right now, let's get dangerous.

Give it up, Moliarty. We've got you cornered like the rat you are.

Wrong rodent, Duck.

A rat could never do this.

Dig straight through the planet if you want.

You'll never escape the midnight Mallard.

Hmm-hmm-hmm. I ditched him.

Gee, D.W. He really did dig straight through the planet.

You're right, Launchpad.

This is Kung Pao City.

I told you this was educational.

I'm learning about geography already.

Haofff...he's gettin' away, D.W.

Fear not, faithful sidekick.

Darkwing Duck has the situation...

well in hand.

Woopsy.

Gaaolll!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Gak!

Once again, the dauntless Darkwing Duck

deftly defeats the demon's devious, uh, uh...

Deviltry.

Deviltry.

Hey, D.W. Don't you know a guy here in Kung Pao City?

Of course! My old Quack Fu instructor, Goose Lee.

I studied with him longer than anyone.

Yeah-heh-heh-heh...and you still never earned your black belt. Heh-heh.

You see, Gos, D.W. could never get this one move right...

Fine, just...never mind.

But we'll just drop by and surprise old Master Lee.

He'll be pretty impressed

that that little Grubworm is now the mighty Masked Mallard. Hah-hah.

- Grubworm? - Grubworm?

Abbhhh...tt..was...a pet name.

He used it with the utmost respect.

Uh-huh. Right.

Okay, so he didn't respect me.

So I only started fighting crime

in a vain, pitiful attempt to win his approval.

So what? Anything wrong with that?

Oh, golly-Gosh no, Dad.

Of course not.

And I'm gonna make him respect me

if I have to break every bone in my body.

I'll show Master Lee

that I finally perfected all the fighting techniques he taught me...

The web kick...

The dreaded nostril flip...

And, of course,

the unstoppably savage belly bounce.

Whoa! Whoa!

Uh, lemme guess.

You couldn't get the belly bounce right.

Correct.

I hope Master Lee

won't be offended by my dashing crimefighter's attire.

He took a vow of poverty, you know. Wears nothing but rags.

And lives in a humble shack.

Wow! I wish we lived in a humble shack.

That's goose Lee?

Hey, Morty, Morty, baby, baby, wait'll ya see my next video...

The Quack Fu diet... Fight fat with your feet.

Ciao, babes. Let's do dim sum.

So, Grubworm, you return at last.

Um... ahem.

I have read of your adventures.

I must say, you've turned out to be Master Lee's greatest...

What's the word?

Pupil? Disciple? Hope for the Future?

Disappointment.

You have abandoned the ways of Quack Fu.

You use machines, gas gun, jet plane, motorcycle.

And you have never mastered the belly bounce.

Ah, so, I've abandoned the ways of Quack Fu, huh?

But what about you, Mr. Quack Fu diet?

Listen, Darkwing. One day Master Lee awoke to a great revelation.

If he utilized mass marketing strategy,

he could reach and guide more students

than ever along the true path of Quack Fu.

All of a sudden...bada-boom-bada-bing...I'm rolling in dough.

Books, video, action figures.

It was incredible.

But humble Master Lee

has an even greater dream.

This, my friends, is that dream.

Behold, Ninja Land.

Millions will come and learn

the true path to enlightenment.

Do you still think

Master Lee has abandoned Quack Fu, Grubworm

No, no, no, no. Of course not. Did I say that? Ha-ha-ha-ha.

It's what I really meant to say

was please, please, please teach me,

Master Lee. Put me back on the true path.

Please!

Master Lee respects you.

Now, stop blubbering on my robe. It's silk!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I won't let you down.

Excellent!. Today Master Lee must shoot an advertisement

for my latest video...

Quick Quack Fu with Master Lee's Honeys.

Master Lee will film your training for the commercial.

Oh, you won't regret this, Master. I happen to be a consummate actor.

How many times has this happened to you?

You're strolling through the park with a date

when suddenly, ninja attack.

How can you protect your weak and helpless date?

Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

Yes. She protected her weak and helpless date

using the ancient art of Quack Fu.

Master Lee can teach these techniques to anyone,

even a flabby out-of-shape wimp like this.

Heh-heh! Isn't this great, Gos?

D.W.'s in a real TV commercial.

Haaa...

Golly, gee, sure is exciting.

About as exciting as watching grout mildew.

I've gotta get out of here.

Launchpad, tell Dad I'm going to take in

the cultural highlights of Kung Pao City,

like the video arcade.

With my training, this poor defenseless slob

will become a mighty ball of martial arts Fury.

He'll be able to employ such moves as

the eyelid twist... the navel spin...

B-b-b-ba!

And, of course, the most devastating move of all...the b...

Not the belly bounce.

The belly bounce.

Master Lee will teach you all this and more

in Quick Quack Fu with Master Lee's Honeys.

So order now and change your life forever!

Cut!

So how did I do, Master Lee?

Adequately, Grubworm.

Now let's try it with film in the camera.

Oh, there's gotta be a video arcade

somewhere in this city.

I need action.

Ohhh, not that much action!

Uh-oh.

Okay, you pajama-wearin' yahoos,

take your best...

Oof! Ummp!

Huh..oh...thanks, pal.

You saved my...huuuh!

Honker?

I saved your Honker?

No. It's just that you look like Qua...never mind.

I'm Gosalyn Mallard.

Thanks for rescuing me.

I'm Ling. Duk Ling.

Oh! And we're not out of the woods yet!

Whoa! Whoa!

Master Lee does not approve of this fancy machine.

Ooo, sorry, but the longer Gosalyn stays at a video arcade,

the sooner I go to the poorhouse.

Help! They're stealing the Dragon's Horn!

Help!

Help!

Sounds like trouble, D.W.

Mayhem at the museum.

If this doesn't impress Master Lee, nothing will.

Suck gas, you ninja nincompoops.

Grubworm, what was the first thing Master Lee taught you?

Oh..you...a Quack Fu warrior needs only himself?

Okay, okay, okay. Stand back.

You don't want ninja splattered all over you.

All right, evildoers...

Prepare to face Darkwing Duck's fearsome fists of Fury.

First, the beak bash. Hi-yah!

Then the toe twister.

Hi-yo!

And finally, the double web-kick. Hiii-yeh!

Grubworm, you must use the belly bounce.

I can't do the belly bounce.

Besides, these guys are battered,