Lost and Found

It's been a lot of fun, ginger.

We've had some good times, right?

I know I have,

and I think you feel the same way.

Oh, my God.

Don't say what I think you're gonna say.

Ginger...

We had a good run.

The sex...

The pointless conversations before sex,

all of it.

But let's face it,

we have nothing in common.

Don't, Dylan. Please.

You mean everything to me.

This will rock my world.

You complete me.

Shh, t-t-t-b-b-b-bye, ginger.

It's over.

Now, you're a good kid.

I know you're gonna land on your feet.

Please don't cry.

Shh.

No good.

It's not you, ginger, it's me. I come from a--

Dylan?

What are you doing here?

You don't smoke.

Yeah, I know. I'm trying to start.

Ginger, I think we should talk.

I gotta get ready for work.

Fine.

Ginger, we've had some good times.

Dylan, before you go any further,

there's something I've been wanting to say.

I don't think I'm the girl you're looking for.

Oh, my God, don't say

what I think you're gonna say.

You keep trying to change me.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do. You can't accept the fact

that I don't like caddyshack or ac/dc.

Well, you never listened to their first album.

And what's with the community college crap?

Are you telling me it wasn't you who put these

under the sink next to the tampax?

Nice touch.

Don't you get it?

I already have a career.

Come on.

Look, Dylan...

We have nothing in common.

What about the sex?

Oh, Dylan, sex isn't everything.

And you said that yourself just the other night.

Well, that was right after we had sex.

Don't listen to me. There's a...

Weird half hour there where somehow

it isn't important to guys anymore.

Shh, shh, shh. Look,

I can't do this right now. I'm almost up.

It's over. We're done.

So accept it.

Be a man.

Well, when you put it that way,

I don't know why we went out in the first place.

Hey, ginger, you're up.

It's coming back to me.

Miss you.

You, too.

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hey, thanks for coming.

Enjoyed it. Hey, boss.

Hey, man.

Hey, Lisa.

Hi, Dylan.

That's a cool dress.

You want to play motorboat? I'll start.

Keep laughing. You're next.

Ricky, you get that same lunch every day.

Mmm.

We're gonna have to name it after you soon.

That's fine.

Keep eating. Don't slow down.

You guys ok here?

Great.

Could use some water.

Can we get some water on 9?

First one's free.

Hey, buddy.

What do you got goin' there?

Not hungry? Better eat up.

Don't want to end up like me,

skinny and dumb.

Not the way to go.

Turtle, what are you doing?

Hey, boss.

I'll tell you what.

I got those plates looking wonderful.

How was that shit sandwich?

We serve those now?

Go take care of that.

You're dealing with customers.

Whoa, fire. Fire!

Fire! Fire!

Put it out!

I got it. I got it. I got it.

You ok?

Yeah.

Ah, great.

86 the soufflés, guys.

You know the Norton's have been waiting 30 minutes

for one of these?

Relax, mark, I'll handle it.

How am I supposed to put out 50 entrees tonight

with only one oven?

I'm sorry. You want me

to let the place burn down?

You know what?

At least we would've gotten the insurance money.

I told you, don't worry about the money.

I'm meeting with ray in the morning.

We're gonna get the loan.

Really? When?

I mean, I've been hearing about this phantom loan

since you talked me into this place 3 months ago.

I mean, look around you, Dylan.

You got one oven on life-support,

a freezer that doesn't freeze,

an ice maker that makes... You know, really cold water.

If we don't make a move on the space next door soon,

somebody else will. I mean, come on.

I got a wife and kid to think about.

Mark, I get it.

Uh, no, I-I-I-I don't think you do.

You see here, not only are we not gonna be able

to get a new place--I mean, we're gonna lose this pla--

Never listens! Never listens!

Likes to talk! Hears himself talking!

Are you done?

Yeah.

Good. Everything's gonna be fine.

Remember our deal...

You worry about the food,

I'll take care of the business.

Where are my soufflés?

Ask him.

No more soufflés.

Hey, boss, you got a minute?

Uh, I guess so, Wally.

Remember the time when it was really slow here

and I was sitting down watching Sally Jesse

and you shot me with a rubber band to my arm

and said, "Jesus, Wally, stop itching your butt

and get a life"?

Sure, that was yesterday.

Oh, yeah.

Well, anyway,

I decided you was absolutely right.

I gotta broaden my horizons.

If I end up a lifer here like turtle,

I'll kill myself.

That's why there's no time to waste.

I want to be exactly like you, boss.

I want you to be my mentor, my guru,

my rabbi.

When you're chopping the heads off the chickens,

I want to be there.

When you're squeezing the melons,

when you're hitting on the customers,

I want to be right there with you, boss.

You know, chopping, squeezing, hitting,

you know? I mean, I want to just follow you

wherever you go!

Just about a foot feels good.

Right.

Well, you're--you're very loud and that's flattering.

Uh-huh. Uh...

It's good to hear that stuff.

Maybe you would even consider moving in with me.

Really? You mean it?

No. Big no.

But I think turtle might have bunk beds,

so if you two could figure something out...

You got me, boss. Good one!

Hey, took care of the nortons.

Everything's cool.

I'm gonna take off now.

What do you mean?

Uh...

I can't do this right now. My head's not in it.

Let me guess.

Cowgirl gave you the boot.

No.

Yes.

But I got the last burn on her.

I said, baby, when the phone ain't ringing,

that's me not calling.

Yeah.

Really, you said that?