City Hunter (シティーハンター)

That guy is the target this time.

For solving problems or finding missing persons,

please remember the Saeba Agency every time!

Yeah, yeah, please remember us.

We won't get any clients with you acting like that.

Can't you be friendlier?

Let's see... be friendlier...

Yoo-hoo!

How are you doing? I'm "Friendly Ryo". What's your name?

Hinako.

Oh, what a cute name! Hinako.

Oh, what a cute name!

Well, Hinako, why don't we go to a hotel and cement our friendship?

Hey, wait a second!

Who the hell told you to be that friendly?

Geez, I can't let my guard down for a second!

You don't need to do anything now. So stay down there!

Yes, Ma'am.

Can you help me?

Got one! A sexy blonde after such a long time!

Mysteries, troubles or missing persons!

You can ask us for anything. The Saeba Agency will bring you happiness!

Yes, that's better! You can do it if you try.

Don't become an international embarrassment!

Hey, hey, hey! It's rude to act like that in front of a client!

A client?

My name is Emily O'Hara. Nice to meet you.

The Mafia is after you?

That's why I ran so far from LA: to escape.

But why is the Mafia looking for you?

The Mafia boss out there has this perverted son.

He was too persistent about trying to get me in bed,

so I kicked him in the nuts.

He had to go straight to the hospital.

The boss got mad and sent a hit man after me.

How brave you are!

The son is trying to calm his father down.

So after a month or so, everything should be fine.

Until then, I want you to guard me.

I'll pay you one million dollars.

One million dollars?

Let's see, if one dollar is about a hundred fifty yen...

150,000,000 yen?!

That pervert gave me a cruiser last Christmas.

I'm sure I can get the cash by selling it.

Okay, okay, you can trust us!

We promise we'll protect you. Right, Ryo?

Denied.

You're scared of the Mafia, aren't you?

It doesn't matter if the enemy is the Mafia or even the military.

I only take on a client if the conditions are acceptable.

Are you saying a million dollars isn't enough?

Money is not the point!

What do you mean?

No way!

You got it. The answer is: NOOKIE! No way!

You got it. The answer is: NOOKIE!

You jerk! You figured out her weakness and...

Are you going to give up a million dollars?

Or add nookie on top of a million dollars? Choose one.

A million dollars and nookie?

No nookie, no million dollars?

I got it! I'LL lay you!

Don't you want to be with me?

Okay, just this one time, you get nookie.

Wow, I get it! I get some nookie! Wow!

Okay, okay. Your request and nookie are accepted!

Nookie?

Oh, yes. Nookie, okay? Understand? Nookie?

Oh, yes. Nookie, okay? Understand?

Oh, nookie. Okay, okay.

I wonder if she understands?

I have to be strong! I have to be patient for a million dollars!

Duck!

He's quick to retreat, isn't he?

Emily?

Don't help her up, Kaori! Emily?

Don't help her up, Kaori!

What's the matter?

Her panties are crystal blue

with a high-cut design to allow free movement of the leg.

You're the shame of the nation, pervert!

What?! It was a deposit towards the nookie!

I'll give you a deposit with this sexy hammer!

Hey, I don't want that!

You turned down sex with me pretty quick, didn't you?!

Do I have the wrong person?

I wouldn't do it with you even if it were free!

I guess he's the one.

Mr. Saeba, why do I need to move from the hotel to your apartment?

It's simple.

It will be easier for me to protect you at my place

rather than at the hotel where there are more people.

Indeed. You consider lots of things, don't you?

Only when it comes to nookie.

Kaori, I could still refuse this client! Only when it comes to nookie.

Kaori, I could still refuse this client!

Oh, no, no way! Do whatever you want to, Mr. Saeba.

Right then!

Here. Ten thousand for a deposit.

Oh my God! We've never had a deposit so big before!

Hey, Ryo, look! A check for ten thousand dollars!

That's nice. I wonder if Emily is tired after her long trip?

Why haven't you asked her if she'd like to take a shower before dinner?

Ah, he's right. I'm sorry I didn't think of that.

I'll show you where the bathroom is when you're ready.

Please use this bath towel.

Thank you.

How long are you going to stay there, Ryo? Thank you.

How long are you going to stay there, Ryo?

Who am I? How did I get here?

You get nookie now over my dead body!

Emily, make sure to lock the door from inside.

Yes, I understand.

She broke the promise!

But Nookie Hunter Ryo never gives up!

Wonderful! Kaori doesn't even compare!

Who doesn't even compare?

I failed again, but I won't give up!

Where is my lingerie?

Kaori, stop! You've got to listen to my story!

It was just a sudden impulse!

Your nookie excuse limit is three. It was just a sudden impulse!

Your nookie excuse limit is three.

Next time, it won't be a threat!

Did you have a relaxing shower?

Yes.

A gun? Yes.

A gun?

A gun? Oh, this! I thought the hit man was here to kill me, so...

Oh, this! I thought the hit man was here to kill me, so...

Besides, everybody in the U.S. has a gun.

But I've never actually fired it.

Is that so? I think you've had special advanced training.

Am I wrong?

How can you tell things like that, Ryo?

I wonder if it's because of my high-cut panties,

which allow full leg movement?

Bingo!

Wow, Americans like you can get the joke too!

I can't tell whether he's serious, or if he's just joking.

This is not good.

Kaori seems to know all my moves.

I have to think of an original way to attack.

Ryo, I'm going shopping for dinner, so please take care of Emily.

No way!

This must be a dream! Kaori wouldn't do something like this!

She wouldn't go out and leave Emily in the cage of a wild animal!

I know. It's a trap!

She set all kinds of traps between here and Emily's room.

Kaori, you're making light of me.

I would shame myself as a man if I didn't take a chance like this!

No trap scares me if there's nookie at the end.

Here I go!

That's strange! Usually, something would be happening to me by now.

Nothing looks suspicious.

I get it! Kaori must approve of my getting nookie.

Ms. Kaori, thank you for the nookie.

Emily!

What? This feeling is familiar.

Yes, Kaori told me to try it, because it would be fun.

It is really fun! That felt good!

Right! Again!

Stop! It's not a toy! Right! Again!

Stop! It's not a toy!

Don't come any closer!

Are you scared of this thing that much? Don't come any closer!

Are you scared of this thing that much?

I'm not scared! It's just dangerous for you to carry it around!

Yeah! There!

This is so much fun!

Mr. Saeba, let's play some more.

Some other time. It's time for my nap.

Well, goodnight!

You're no fun.

How about this, Mama?

Green onions, three for eighty-eight yen? This is cheap!

Umibozou, are you shopping for dinner?

Kaori?! Oh well, Miki has a fever, so I have no choice.

Oh, Miki has a fever? You must be busy then.

Oh, nothing to worry about. Well, you're buying a lot, aren't you?

We have a guest. A million dollar client!

To kill someone?

No way! We're bodyguards. To kill someone?

No way! We're bodyguards.

That's too much money for just guarding someone.

You think so?

I've heard a strange rumor.

Someone came from far away to kill Ryo. From LA.

From LA? But it's a man, isn't it?

I don't have any further information. Bye.

To kill Ryo? From LA?

No way!

Watch over me, Brother.

I promise I'll avenge you.

He's off his guard. Anybody could shoot him now.

This man is the City Hunter?

I can't believe it.

Ryo!

Ryo!