The Fast and the Furious

Just packed up a real money load,

and it's coming your way.

Look for "Rodgers" on the side of the truck.

Don't forget my share of the deal.

Shit!

Tuna on white, no crust, right?

I don't know. How is it?

Every day for the last three weeks

you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is.

Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before.

And guess what? It hasn't changed.

I'll have the tuna.

No crust? No crust.

Thank you.

Talk to me, Jesse.

This ain't working, brother.

It's your fuel map. It's got a nasty hole.

That's why you're unloading in third.

I told you it was third.

Shutup. I'd lengthen the injector pulse

another millisec,

and just tune the NOS timer, you'll run nines.

What's up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?

No, V. He ain't here for the food, dog.

Chill out, bro.

He's just slinging parts for Harry, man.

I know what he's slinging.

He's trying to get in Mia's pants, dog.

What's up, guys?

How you doing, Mia?

How you living, girl?

Hey! Hey, Dom.

You want something to drink?

He's beautiful.

I like his haircut.

Vince.

Vince!

What?

Can I get you anything?

You look good.

Well, thanks a lot, Mia. See you tomorrow.

Sure.

Tomorrow?

I love this part.

Yo!

Try Fatburger from now on.

You can get yourself a Double Cheese with fries for $2.95, faggot.

I like the tuna here.

Bullshit, asshole.

No one likes the tuna here.

Yeah, well, I do.

Com!

Would you get out there, please?

I'm sick of this shit!

I'm not kidding, Dom! Get out there!

What'd you put in that sandwich?

That's really funny.

Dorm!

All right.

Hey, man, he was in my face.

I'm in your face.

Relax! Don't push it! You embarrass me!

Get over there!

What are you doing?

Jesse, give me the wallet.

"Brian Earl Spilner." Sounds like a serial killer name.

Is that what you are? No, man.

Don't come around here again.

Hey, man, you know this is bullshit.

You work for Harry, right?

Yeah, I just started.

You were just fired.

Hey, Dominic, I appreciate what you did in a big way.

Dominic, I owe you.

Brian, you're messing with my business.

When Dominic drives, he's golden.

Kids pour in here, they want everything he has,

every performance part, and they pay cash!

What did Dominic say?

You don't wanna know.

What did Dominic say?

He wants you out of here.

He wants me out of here?

Yes!

And what did you say to Dom?

What do you think I said?

I told him good help is hard to find.

Hey)'-

Relax.

I need NOS. I need NOS.

No.

My car topped out at a 140 miles per hour this morning.

Amateurs don't use nitrous oxide.

I've seen the way you drive.

You got a heavy foot.

You'll blow yourself to pieces.

I need one of these. One of the big ones.

Actually, no, let's make it two.

And, Harry, I need it by tonight.

Player, hold up, hold up.

Look at this snowman right here, man.

Sweet ride.

What you running under there, man?

You gonna make me find out the hard way?

Hell, yeah.

You brave. You brave. They call me Hector.

I got a last name, too, but I can't pronounce it, so...

Brian Spilner.

Yeah, typical white boy name.

You know what I'm saying?

See that over there?

That's mine. It's my baby.

But I ain't cutting her loose tonight.

Why not? lts 'cause I'm going legit, homie.

Trying to get on the NIRA circuit.

You heard about that? Hell, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So, what's up with you, man?

I'm just waiting for Toretto.

Shit. Better get in line. This yours?

Yeah, I'm standing next to it.

That's funny.

You know, Edwin happens to know a few things.

And one of the things Edwin knows is

it's not how you stand by your car,

it's how you race your car.

You better learn that.

Shit. Here they come. It's on.

Marvin.

Hey, Dom, how you doing? Hey, Gimel.

What've you been doing? Yoga?

Oh, you did? Of course, you did.

Hey, I'm Monica. Nice to meet you. Monica.

I smell skanks.

Why don't you girls just pack it up

before I leave tread marks on your face?

Okay)'-

Letty, I was just talking.

Yeah, whatever.

Okay. Hector.

Yeah. What's up, man?

Yo, what's up? Edwin.

How we doing this tonight?

One race, $2,000 buy in.

Winner takes all.

Hector, you're gonna hold the cash.

Why Hector?

'Cause he's too slow to make away with the money, man.

Okay, good luck, guys.

Hey, wait, hold up.

I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car.

Hey, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali, 'cause you think you box.

He knows I can box.

So check it out, it's like this.

I lose, the winner takes my car, clean and clear.

But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect.

Respect.

To some people, that's more important.

That your car?

I see a cool air intake.

It's got a NOS fogger system and a T4 Turbo, Dominic.

I see an AIC control there.

It has direct port nitrous injection.

Yeah, and a stand-alone fuel management system.

Not a bad way to spend $10,000.

You see that shit?

He's got enough NOS in there to blow himself up, period.

Yeah.

So, what do you say? Am I worthy?

We don't know yet.

But you're in. Let's go.

What the hell's going on around here?

Street's closed, pizza boy.

Find another way home.

Goddamn street racers.

(ON RADIO) Code 3. Tension is high.

They've blocked the street.

Edwin,

this is yours, whether you win or lose.

But if you win, you get her, too.

You're gonna win.

I'm gonna win.

We got a reported homicide 187 at Barabian Liquors.

I got a 187 in Glendale.

Cops are all over it, man. We're good to roll.

I repeat, good to roll.

All right. Let's race!

Right.

Go!

Hell, yeah!

Damn, that guy's fast.

Let's go! Ménage é!

No!

Monica!

Shut up!