Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

How big is yours?

Soft or hard?

Hard.

I don't know. Last time I checked it was like 6 inches,

but that was in like seventh grade so it probably grew.

Oh.

It's probably more like 7 now, maybe even 8.

Do you wanna measure it now?

I'm not hard.

Oh.

Are you?

No.

How big are you?

Like six-and-a-half...

That's cool. Not bad.

Hey, is Emily coming to the party?

Yeah, I think so.

I'm so gonna have a boner.

I jerk off thinking about her like every day.

- Yeah, me too. - Jon is so freakin' lucky.

Would you do her?

Are you seriously asking me that question?

Yeah.

Um, YEAH.

How would you do it?

What would you say?

What do you mean?

Like, if she was here right now,

what would you say to her?

- Is she naked yet? - No, not yet.

Well,

I'd probably like make out with her some and be like,

"You are so beautiful." And then

-I'd take her shirt off and, uh- -What about yours?

Yeah, I'd take my shirt off and then hers and then,

and then our pants-

So is she naked yet or does she still have her bra on?

No, she still has her bra and panties on or whatever.

Yeah, I still have my boxers on or whatever.

And I like lay down on the bed with her

and start kissing her and stuff-

And then she takes your boxers off?

Yeah, and then I help her take her bra off

and her tits are like legendary, you know?

What are you saying?

Nothing, she's just like moaning a little bit.

And then what?

Then I like take her panties off

and her like vagina is wet or whatever-

And you're like really hard?

And I'm hard as a freaking rock.

Um...

- What? - Do you want me to get a sock?

What do you mean?

-I mean, if you're gonna- -Oh, dude, no,

I mean, I don't wanna mess up one of your socks.

I'll get dirty ones.

- Don't look. - Oh okay.

So I'm like

kissing up her body and stuff

and I'm like, "How do you want it?"

And she's like take me from behind.

Yeah?

And I start like,

she turns around and I start pounding her

and she's like, "Oh, yeah, harder, harder, do me harder."

And I'm like, "You like that baby?"

And she's like, "Oh yeah, I really like that."

Yeah...

Are you thinking about her now?

Yeah.

Are you about to cum?

- Yeah. - Me, too.

Oh, I listened to your podcast.

Thanks.

I really liked it, uh... I bought that Slivers album.

- Oh, yeah? Did you like it? - Yeah, it's sweet.

Good, it's really good.

It's not as good as their first album,

but they're a really good band.

You ever thought about like,

reviewing any Christian bands on there?

I do sometimes, but most of it sucks.

I don't know, I kinda like it.

Oh, yeah, I forgot,

we're gonna have to listen to this all night.

Sorry. It'll get softer, I put some classical on there.

Oh boy, can't wait. Oh, hey,

happy birthday, man.

Hey thanks.

It's actually not 'til 10:02 AM.

Night, man.

Night.

Dear God, thank you for blessing this day.

Please help tomorrow to be fun

and thank you for everyone in my life who will be here.

Give me strength to serve you daily and do your will.

Please let me wake up tomorrow

refreshed and ready to start a new day.

Thank you for Mom, Dad, Autumn and me.

In Jesus' name I pray, amen.

There's the birthday boy!

How'd you guys sleep?

Fine.

Great.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Thanks mom.

Can I have the salty stuff on a separate plate, please?

Sure you can, hon.

Gabe?

Nah, I'll just mush mine all together.

That's right Gabe, you tell 'em how it's done.

Autumn! Birthday breakfast!

AUTUMN!

Lookin' good on the news, Pastor Bob.

Ha. Thanks, Gabe.

Excited about the new building. King's Peace is blowing up.

Yeah, we're blessed, for sure.

Have a seat, hon. I got it.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Autumn, we're eating without you!

Mom.

You can rub my head, Ms. Gamble.

Gabe, do you have everything you need for the party

or do you need me to run you home at some point?

Uh, no, I'm all good.

Oh Hen, we invited the church staff,

but you know we didn't have to.

I know.

He likes having the adults around.

I invited Rose, too, I hope that's alright.

You did?

Yeah. I thought I told you.

Think it'd be good for her, don't you?

Sure.

Ricky's not coming, is he?

Oh, I'm sure he won't come.

Look who's up before 11.

Welcome home to me.

Happy birthday, Hen.

Oh, that's right, I haven't even seen you yet.

Welcome home, honey.

Thanks.

Year's almost up, I'm still not used to you being gone.

How'd you sleep, honey?

Fine.

What time's this party?

Um, about 4, I think.

Can! invite Cheyenne?

Up to your brother.

- Can I invite Cheyenne? - No.

Alright, does anyone see anything they need?

Shall we?

Oh, look, I was just born.

Hmm.

Yeah, it's just like

my brother and his friends.

And, like, some people who work with Dad.

Megachurch friends or school friends?

Both, why?

So I'm allowed?

Yeah, totally. I asked.

I know your family thinks

I'm like Super Pagan Girl.

No they don't. Come over.

Honey?

Hold on! God.

I just wanted to see if you liked the new curtains

I put up in there.

What?

Oh. They're fine!

Hey, Logan. How are ya?

Fine.

Glad you could make it.

Henry and Gabe are out back if you wanna go join them.

- Are they swimming already? - Yep, I think so.

Okay, I need to change into my swimsuit.

Sure, you can go right in there.

Here, you want me to take that?

- No, it's okay. - Okay.

-Stop studying -Come on.

Henry stop.

Stop.

Exams, stop it.

Please stop.

Pool later.

Oh... hey.

Hey.

- What's up, Logan? - Hey, Logan.

You can put the gift here, if you want.

Oh, okay.

Sweetheart,

could you come help your mother cut some fruit?

- Fruit? - Yeah.

Sure. Let's cut some fruit.

Hey honey,

we got a great college devotional sampler at church,

I can get it for you tomorrow

if you think it's something you'd be interested in.

Cool.