Cheat On Me, If You Can (If I Cheat, I Die / Barampimyeon Jookneunda / 바람피면 죽는다)

It's raining cats and dogs.

It's the monsoon season.

Man, we're awfully unlucky too.

Tell me about it. That looks good.

Hey, that smells great.

Who are you?

- Goodness. - What happened?

It looks like you're here on business.

You do...

just about everything for money, don't you?

We do anything once you pay us.

How did you get so badly hurt?

So? What do you need?

I need you...

to kill someone.

Sir, I think you're mistaken...

Who do you want dead?

Kang... Kang Yeo Joo.

Kang Yeo Joo.

"Kang Yeo Joo"?

Kang Yeo Joo?

I've heard that name somewhere.

You haven't heard of anyone with that name.

So who is this Kang Yeo Joo?

My wife.

What?

I'll pay you...

whatever you want.

Please...

kill my wife.

Have you been writing your script on paper?

Yes, I thought it might help me write something.

Do you want me to write that darned novel?

My publisher will probably sue me right away.

Have you forgotten? Your husband is a lawyer.

You're right.

Then I have nothing to worry about.

Will you look at me as we talk?

Going to the gym?

No, to cheat on you.

In a sweatsuit?

I'll take it off anyway.

But keep your pants on.

You recently got a beer belly.

Are you all right?

Me?

Hey, sir. Are you all right?

Goodness, sir. Sir?

Are you okay? Sir?

Can you call an ambulance?

I can't believe you're the first guy I kiss.

Honey, I'm sorry.

It wasn't bad for a first kiss, right?

Right.

I'm relieved.

What?

- Hello? - Still alive?

Yes, he'll be fine after a few days of rest.

A few days?

We're about to go on air!

Hey!

Isn't this too fast?

At this rate, I'll arrive there on time.

My wife told me not to take my pants off outside.

You have 30 seconds.

I don't even have time to zip up my pants.

Hello, I'm Baek Soo Jung from "Morning Stories".

Today's guest is known to be a perfect husband.

Please welcome Lawyer Han Woo Sung.

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

My name is Han Woo Sung, and I'm a lawyer.

It's nice to meet you.

You're known for offering divorce suits pro bono.

Could you elaborate on that?

Well...

I'm offering free services to women who don't have...

enough money to file for divorce even when...

they're abused.

Perhaps, are you thinking about doing politics?

Not at all.

That was a joke.

Even though you divorce other couples,

you, yourself, are known to be a devoted husband.

Well... I'm trying my best so that she won't divorce me.

Look at her smiling so slyly.

She looks exactly like the wench who seduced my husband.

Who?

Oh, it's nothing.

Sit down.

That smells nice.

I agree.

When it comes to abalone porridge,

your husband makes it better than I do.

The biggest cause of divorce is known to be...

personality differences.

Lawyer Han, I heard you and your wife met by fate.

Did you encounter each other during a wonderful trip?

Well... No. It was at a goshiwon.

Goshiwon?

- Yes. - I didn't expect that.

Right. I was preparing for my bar exam.

I helped a close friend out every now and then...

and kept watch at a goshiwon.

Gosh, that's too terrifying.

The writer is totally insane.

How many characters has he killed already?

What's his name? Is he a psychopath or what?

He must be a lunatic.

He used to be a reporter for the press.

"Kang Yeo Joo".

What? Isn't that a female name?

How does she look?

Isn't she too beautiful for a writer?

She looks like an actress.

I'm here to look at your rooms.

You should come tomorrow. The manager isn't here.

She's more gorgeous in real life.

Well, what kind of room are you looking for?

A special one.

I see. A room with a window, perhaps?

I don't need any windows.

Did anyone die in any of the rooms?

What?

Don't all buildings have one?

Has anyone died in any of the rooms?

What a psycho. Of course not.

Do you want the place to close down?

You must have one that's similarly bizarre.

There is a room that no one wants...

due to the noise from the outdoor AC cooling fan.

I'm sure many mice have died there.

Do you have none?

No, we do.

I'll call you back later.

By the way, why do you keep talking casually to me?

I even served in the military.

You're younger than you look.

Where's the room?

It's over there. This way.

You're not studying for the bar exam, are you?

You don't seem like you work for a company either.

I have a supernatural skill.

Is your work perhaps related...

to wood?

I sense a lot of wood around you.

Or is it related to paper?

Are you a writer?

Since it's very quiet, you'll be able to work here.

White noise helps you focus.

Why did the previous tenant die?

What?

Right. I believe it was a homicide.

A homicide?

Were there any witnesses?

No.

Because you see,

the body was discovered...

a week later.

Since this room is at the very end of the hallway,

not many people passed here.

It was extremely gruesome.

This room must've reeked.

We have excellent ventilators, you see.

The owner used to run a ventilator business.

What about the culprit? Were they caught?

No.

There's a spiderweb.

I'll get rid of it right away.

No, I like it. Let it be.

Perhaps, that spider...

is a witness.

It sounds like she's playing the piano.

Who is she killing this time?

She didn't even glance once.

You too?

Don't you think she's a little cuckoo?

She never greets anyone.

That rude brat never says hi.

It's because she's an artist.

An artist...

She's downright gorgeous.

So this is why you haven't gone home yet.

Sillim-dong...

Casanova.

Don't get any ideas now.

As long as I'm the bookkeeper here, I won't let anything happen.

Hey, man.

It's different.

It's for real this time.

(Kang Yeo Joo's Book Signing Event for "Murder in Goshiwon")

Thank you.

Can you write down a number instead of an autograph?

What's your number?

I meant...

your phone number.

Pardon?

So you fell in love with her at first sight.

Yes. Well, that's how it usually happens for me.

Would you say that happened often with you?

My gosh, no. Oh, no.